RED FORMAN ON INSTANT MESSAGING
Red is sitting at his computer in the living room.
"Welcome back to the now uncensored Red Forman show! That's right! I can say whatever the hell I like!"
The camera changes angle.
"If there's one thing that pisses me off, it's instant messaging! What exactly is wrong with using the telephone? I mean, you can actually hear the person's voice then. And not only that, I don't have to sit here and watch some dumbass type out some cryptic language. What the hell is 'Lowl'? Some three letter word than makes absoutely no sense whatsoever! Come on, dumbasses, try to speak the King's english once in a while!"
Eric walks over. "Uh, dad? That's 'L-O-L' and it means 'laugh out loud'."
Red stares at Eric. "Get your A-S-S out of here before my F-O-O-T goes up it!"
Eric walks away, and Red stares back to the camera.
"I always thought that AIM was the name of a toothpaste."
TV AD: "Keep those annoying instant messengers away with Norton anti-virus! I have no idea what an anti-virus does, but it's got the word 'anti' in it, and that's good enough for me!"
THE END
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