A/N: okay, so it's been awhile since these were up… TIDBITS!!!
Disclaimer: As always, I own nothing and it pains me to say that…
K= Kevin (luv himm…)
G= Gwendolyn (.)
B= Benji!!!!
J= Julie (*rolls eyes*)
Tidbits 2!
G- "Kevin, do you trust me with your life?"
K-"Only you would ask a question like that to a guy like me."
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B-"Why does the world need squirrels?"
K- "Why does the world need you?"
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*Gwen and Kevin are not currently in the car
J-"Why do you hang out with Gwen and Kevin?"
B- "Gwen's my cousin."
J-"And Kevin?"
B-"Well-"
K&G- *get into the car*
K-"Let's just say I could give him a pretty good heart attack and my car does kill."
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G- "Kevin?"
K-"Yeah?"
G-"Do you care about me?"
K-"Depends on what we're talking about."
G-"Please tell me you did not just say that."
K-"Do you want me to be honest with you or not?"
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B-"I swear that Julie's cheating on me."
K-"Don't tell her that or else she'll slap you so hard you won't be able to think for a week." (pauses) "Not like you think in the first place."
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K- "You will not believe what Annie found online last night."
B&G- (quizzical looks at Kevin)
K- "There was a Paris Hilton quote and it was like, 'Wal-Mart, do they make walls there?'
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B- "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
G- "Isnt' that SpongeBob or some cartoon garbage?"
B- "No! It's Patrick."
K- "What's he talking about? Who's Patrick?"
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G- "What's been up with you lately?"
K- "I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now."
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G- "Want to see a picture of pani puri?"
B- "And what is pani puri?"
G- "It's an Indian dish." (pulls out a picture and shows the boys)
K- "It looks like chicken nuggets."
B- "With green ketchup."
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B- "What would you guys do if zombies were coming after us?'
G- "Run."
K- "Pick up Gwen, trip you, and run like crazy."
B- "Good plan. My brains should hold them off for a little while…" (pauses then realizes what Kevin just said) "HEY!"
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K- "I was at a mental hospital for a while. Did I ever tell you guys?"
G- "No…"
B- "Did you escape?"
K- "No. They gave me a day pass."
G- "You've obviously been gone longer than a day. How long's it going to take them to realize that?"
K- (shrugs)
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G- "Do you ever smile like nothing's wrong?"
K- "What's wrong?"
G- "What?"
K- "You're smiling."
G- "I was asking."
K- "And I was implying."
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K- "Ben, your village called?"
B- "What village?"
K- "Well they said they wanted their idiot back…"
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B- "I can't wait to get a car."
K- "Me too."
B- "Why?"
K- "I want to see if you can go to McDonalds. They might ask you if you want a side of epic with that fail."
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J- "Ben?"
B- "Julie?"
J- "What?"
B- "What?"
J- "What was I going to ask?"
B- (shrugs) "I have no idea."
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G- (gets into car)
K- "Morning, sunshine."
G- "You say another word, I kill you."
K- (shuts up)
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K- "I can speak two languages."
B&G- "You can?"
K- "English."
G- "And?"
K- "Sarcasm."
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K- "Hey."
B- "Is for horses."
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K- "I need to get another traffic ticket."
G- "Why?"
K- "I wanna beat my record. A couple thousand isn't enough. I mean, I want to be a legend in the world of speeding."
G- (shakes head and wonders what is wrong with him)
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B- "Okay, you guys want to know something?"
K- "If it's personal, I really don't care."
B- "It's not."
K- "Then sure."
B- "I drink smoothies to feel special and warm and fuzzy inside."
A/N: I really have no idea what I was doing with these, but they were funny when I wrote them, but I don't think these were near as good as the first ones. Sorry, but I promise that I will get another chappie like 'Poison' and 'Breathe' up soon. Promise! But I been a bit busy, so cut me a break. plus, my iPod Touch doesn't allow me to write!!! Lol.
On my poll: it's a tie between "96 Moments of Kevin" and "Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda". Someone mind breaking that tie for me? Lol. Thankz! And review!
~Sky