Johnny: All you Europeans got the same fuckin' accent.

Roman: (gagged) Please, please. I'll pay you anything.

Johnny: I think he's trying to say something, Malc.

Roman: (gagged) I can get money, I promise.

Malc: I don't know, I ain't hearing shit.

Roman: (gagged) Okay, okay. My cousin, he has money. He will pay you.

Malc: Oh, I get it. I think the man's trying to give us some (points gun) money. We let him go and he'll come back with a bag full of unmarked twenties, right?

Roman: (gagged) Yes, yes. Exactly, exactly.

Johnny: You mean, he's like, trying to bribe us?

Roman: (gagged) Yes!

Johnny: I hope he knows that you and me are men of integrity, Malc, and that we'd find something like that real insulting.

Malc: Did you mean to insult us, Mr. Roman Bellic? I sure hope not.

Roman: (gagged and crying) Help! Help! Help me! Help me!

Johnny: Malc, tell this gentleman what my kind of people who try to buy their way out.

Malc: Just so you know who you dealing with, Mr. Bellic, this is one screwed up dumb redneck motherfucker.

Roman: (gagged) Oh Lord. Please help me!

Malc: Hey now, listen. I do mean motherfucker in the most literal sense. Serious incest motherfucker. Fucking you up the ass with a barbed wire dick would be a pleasure for this man.

Roman: (gagged) Lord, I am sorry for all the women I have chased, the money I have wasted, the internet porn.

Malc: Yeah, this biker dude is twisted as all hell, man. By the way, how many guys you killed, son?

Johnny: You mean, like, this year, or in my whole career?

Malc: Naw, just THIS year, man. We ain't got time for all that shit.

Johnny: It's been a good year, you know?

Roman: (gagged) Oh Lord, I apologize for sleeping with those twins.

Johnny: You should apologize for that smell. You shat yourself or something?

Malc: God damn.

Roman: (gagged) Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself, and for laughing at Brucie's balls (sobs).


Johnny: Somebody looking for a fat Slav with a bladder problem?

Unnamed Russian: So... this is Roman Bellic? Not such a tough guy, eh? What is all this fuss about his cousin?

Johnny: Listen, buddy. Ashley is square with you now. So do me a favor, go easy on the fat man. I've seen some of the bodies you people drop in the Humboldt.

Malc: Easy, Johnny. You saw the shit stains in the back seat. He's scared enough.

Unnamed Russian: What happens to this shithead is none of your concern... (to Roman) You, come with me. [walking off with Roman].

Malc: Shit, Johnny. Yo, I gotta bounce. Be easy, man.

Johnny: (looks back and feels pity for Roman, but stays outta it).


SOON AFTER:

Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) Hey Johnny.

Johnny: (dialing phone) Hey Niko.

Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).

Johnny: Those Russians have that poor bastard. and YOU got lucky, but you got to cont- (violent gun battle is heard inside the warehouse). Hang on.. (goes somewhere more quite)... You gotta control yourself Ash.. The ice got you into this mess.

Ashley: I know I am, Johnny. And you know what's the best thing about me? You. Call me, okay?


END OF EPISODE