Chapter 26.
AN: Preps stop flaming the story ok! If you don't like the story then go f*ck yourself (Joe: don't mind if I do…) you f*cking prep! You suck! Oh, and I wasn't being rasist ok! (Kodi: oh but you were. YOU SO WERE.)
A few minutes later Vampire came to the tree. He was wearing a black leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Charlotte t-shirt. (Kodi: Today I re-dyed my hair and put purple streaks in it. It looks pretty cool.)
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob.(Kylie: how can you be flirty and also sobbing? I've tried, it doesn't work.)
Draco hugged me sexily trying to comfort me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
"Oh f*ck it!" Vampire shouted angrily!. He started to cry sadly. "What f*cking dick did that!"
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have to tell Dumbledore."
We ran out of the tree and into the castle. Dumblydorwas sitting in his office.
"Sire our dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wiped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dream." (Joe: yeah, after you had horrible passive sex with her, she fucking passed out. RUDE.)
Dubleodore started to cockle.
"Hahahaha! And How do you aspect me to know Ebony's not divisional (Kylie: …what? Don't you mean, "How do you expect me to believe this Mary Sue who has ruined our universe?")
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherf*cker." he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (see is that out of character?) (Starfish: yeah, it is.).
"You know very well that I'm not decisional. (Kylie: ok seriously I don't even know what you're saying anymore.) Now get some f*cking ppl out there to look for Seriesand Lucian- pronto!"
"Okay." he said in an intimated voice. "Where are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." I said (Pip: I know that is supposed to be London, but I keep seeing it as LongDong.).
I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them.
After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. (Al: well that was a waste of words…)Draco, Vampire, and I all left to our rooms together.
I went with Draco to wait in the nurse's office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. (Al: Does anyone expect any different from these bitches?)
We looked at each other's gothic, depressed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucian came in on stretchers…and Professor Sinister was behind them! (Pip: these aren't even cliffhangers anymore, they're just sentences with exclamation points…)