Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...boo hoo
OMMMMGGGGGGGG I got grounded after the holiday so I could not update the story so I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! My dad got mad at me for sticking up for myself jeesh you would to if you...
Orochimaru: NO ONE WANTS TO HERE YOU BALTHERING ON ABOUT YOURSELF! My hole carrier is ruined because you cut my part out of the twelve days of Christmas!
Haya: What a drama queen gosh you are ON Naruto!
Orochimaru: I DONT CARE! This was my big scene I had been practicing it for months! Because my mum was gonna be at that concert! I can't believe you! 'cries'
Haya: I am sorry but...Not many people want to here you sing something jolly like the twelve days of Christmas! They want you to sing something like the monster mash Or something like that right?
Naruto: Yep
Sakura: Uh huh 'dammit thats the guy that took our Sasuke away! Lets kill him!'
Sasuke: I cannot say anything about lord Orochimaru...
Naruto: Gosh I think he has been brain washed 'sweat drop'
Kakashi: I for one agree with the writer on this one...But the part I played in this chapter story annoyed the hell out of me...'sigh'
Haya: Kakashi what are you talking about now?
Kakashi: for one thing the only time I where a red velvet robe is when I am...
Haya: This is supposed to be a child appropriate song story thing!
Kakashi: 'sigh' with a lovely lady...
Haya: Nice save! Buuuuut I AM a lovely lady...So that means you weren't doing it for the wrong reason!
Kakashi: Right.
Haya: Kakashi...whats that supposed to mean?
Kakashi: poof
Ino: OROCHIMARU! YOU BETTER BE HAPPY YOU EVEN GOT A SONG! I NOT SO MUCH GOT ONE LYRIC! AND LISTEN TO MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE! All I got to do was announce...I didn't even get to do that long enough...
Shikamaru: See what I have to put up with...geez how troublesome.
Haya: I sympathize with you friend...
Sasuke: 'punches Naruto' WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Naruto: YOU HEARD ME CHICKEN HAIR RED FREACKY EYES TEME!
Sasuke: OH ARE YOU ASKING FOR IT!
Both: 'Rolling around on the floor beating the hell out of each other'
Haya: 'drolls'
Shikamaru: 'pokes Haya'
Haya: oh what? Oh oh...Stop it you two!
Naruto: TEME STARTED IT!
Sasuke: Nu ah Dobe!
Naruto: TEME!
Sasuke: Dope
Naruto: TEME!
Sasuke: Loser
Naruto: STOP IT TEME!
Sasuke: Nu ah Dobe you stop!
Naruto: MAKE ME TEME!
Sasuke: alright I WILL!
Both: rolling around on the floor again.
Haya: STOP IT! Before you break something!
Hinata: Sasuke-San??
Sasuke: 'gets up' Yeah?
Hinata: a a a a big manager company guy said that he say you acting and wants you to be in his next commercial...
Sasuke: really? He must have seen me and noticed my talents! 'poofs out chest'
Haya: Really?
Hinata: Yep
Sasuke: Well Orochimaru, I have bigger and better things to do then sit around and train with you all day, 'smirk'
Shikamaru: There goes his ego growing twice the size it was before...
Sasuke: And Im sorry Haya but the famous movie stars are waiting for me! AND LOOK! I finally outdid Naruto! I told you I am better then you!
Naruto: WHY YOU!
Sasuke: 'walks out the door are smooth like'
Haya: 3...2...1...
Door: 'shuts'
Orochimaru: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST MY CHANCES AT GETTING IT BIG! THEN MY BODY WALKS RIGHT OUT THE DOOR ON ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 'cries harder'
Haya: There is no big movie producer guy out there is there Hinata?
Hinata: n n n n No I I I I I just wanted him to stop making fun of Naruto-Kun...'blush'
Haya: 'runs over and locks the door'
Everyone: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Naruto: good one Hinata!
BANG BANG BANG!
Sasuke: LET ME IN! LET ME AFTER THAT LITTLE! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Jiraiya: 'walks over to Orochimaru' Don't worry buddy there will always be other fish in the sea...
Orochimaru: 'Still cries'
Jiraiya: well at least I tried...
Tsunade: He has been a picky cry baby sense we first met him let him be...He will find some new fascination In a few minutes.
Orochimaru: Ooooooh look at that butterfly! Its soo much bluer then Sasuke was! I MUST HAVE ITS BODY! 'swings a little net around'
Tsunade: what did I tell you?
Both: 'sweat drop'
Itachi: Kisame where do you suppose the drinks are I mean this is a cast party right?
Kisame: Is to busy stuffing his face in the caviar to talk...
Itachi: okay then...
Haya: ummmmmmmmm I locked the doors how in the world did you Akatsuki get in?
Kisame: we have been here the whole time...
Haya: 'sweat drop' okay then...
Deidara: Haya! You said I was you favorite Akatsuki member! How come I was not in you direction?
Haya: Deidara! I know you were going to be! On Dec. 26th I had it all planned out! But then I got grounded form the computer!
Deidara: oh well...
Itachi: Besides I'm her favorite I was in a bunch of these things..3 of her fics!
Haya: Thats true...'sigh' why do you have to be so smart?
Deidara: 'cries'
Itachi: The truth hurts.
Haya: Oh! Deidara I'm soooo sorry! At least your my uhhhh second favorite!
Deidara: 'snif' r r really?
Haya: Ye...
Sasori: Nope thats a lie to! I'm her second!
Deidara: 'cries again'
Haya: At least your my third Deidara thats not to bad!
Deidara: It doesn't matter anyway! You have to and I have TONS! Of fangirls any way!
Itachi: Actually you are just before Zetsu on the favorite Akatsuki list...with you being a he/she and all...the fangirls just don't know...
Deidara: 'sits in a dark corner huddled up.'
Haya: 'slaps Itachi' besides Dei was right I have to get going! Buh bye you guys and
HAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY NNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Haya-Chan