I don't own Ranma 1/2 or KHR!

Quick Note: It feels like forever since I've written this and my hands are hurting from putting down bricks for a temporary dam on my sidewalk, so I didn't have to step through 2 inches of water to get into my house... thus soaking my shoes and socks and possibly causing me to become ill. I can't afford to be ill right now, as I'm still paying off medical bills that threaten to drown me in debt! Urgh. Well, I'll just keep trying to soldier through. I'm going to listen to "I'm a Fighter." I first heard it on NCIS: New Orleans, and couldn't find it anywhere. I joined tunefind and they worked as a community to find it. It was found and has been released on multiple platforms. If you want a listen, look for "I'm A Fighter" (As featured in "Ncis: New Orleans" TV show) on Amazon or iTunes.

D C JoKeR H S: I'll PM you what I'm thinking about in England. I may need a native's perspective. ;)

jgood27: Glad you're enjoying it!

Problem Teacher

It had already been nearly five months that they had been in Nerima. The Hibari Clan kids had gone back to school, at least long enough for Kyoya to get his education completed, minus college. With his help, Tsuna was maybe another year or two off from graduating early, and Takashi wasn't more than a year or so behind Tsuna. Hayato had passed before they'd even left for Nerima, but that was only because he was a genius.

Ryohei finished a month after Kyoya did, but opted to stay near Kyoko, who had been a bit clingy to Tsuna, ever since Tsuna's Nerima trip. She was his Lightning, and she may or may not have been going through a bit of Sky-withdrawal... At least that's what Shamal had told her, but Nana thought that she saw the beginnings of a potential relationship.

Mukuro had an unfortunate run-in with Asusa... Of course, she wanted him for her boyfriend. But between Chrome and Mukuro... Well, their combined glares scared her (and her boy-toy) away. Chrome had decided that she and Mukuro would graduate early, by computer correspondence, and they had graduated a few days ago.

Ranma had been doing well, even if he was still cursed. Ryoga and Akane had decided to start from scratch at being friends, but Akane insisted that if he tried anything else, they were done.

Mousse and Shampoo had decided to stay in Japan, at least until the Hibari Clan went to England, to see if they could remove their curses.

Kasumi had headed off to nurse-school in Namimori, and had surprisingly completed all of the exams and was temping for Dr. Shamal at Nami-High, while he was supervising the Kuno siblings' full recovery. However, they had hired Nurse Sasagawa, Ryohei and Kyoko's mother to be the full-time school nurse, since Dr. Shamal would be taking a sabbatical in England, after eliminating the poison-causing insanity of the Kuno family.

Tsuyoshi had gone back to Takesushi, in Namimori, and would show back up on the weekends. He knew that he couldn't close down the shop, and would be unable to go to England with his future wife... He kept pressing her to decide for a date that they could get married on. Nana hadn't found an answer for him, yet, and was getting a bit worried that it might be never! Tsuna and Takashi had been coming with him every weekend, just so they could hang with Ranma and the gang. After all, it wasn't everyday that they got to deal with civilians who were as crazy as the mafia.

Nabiki was still waiting to meet with Mammon aka Viper, and hadn't been alerted to his disappearance, but Nana had been thinking about how to broach the subject to the younger woman.

Nana had also been checking in with Lal to see how the search was going. Nothing was coming up. Both Kuno's had decided to return to Furinkan High, which surprised Kodaichi's old school to no end! However, Dr. Shamal and Bianchi had determined that there was something one of the coaches at the all-girl's school had given the Kuno Poison Expert, and continued to slowly poison the girl with it, creating her instability with insane strength and intelligence.

Bianchi had put a permanent stop to that and now, the Kuno siblings were some of the most well-behaved kids in the school, much to the shock and happiness of their father.

Of course, Ranma's life was never easy, as he and Akane had to watch Ryoga at every turn, as he'd been enrolled into the school by Nana! Luckily, Ranma's new sister, Ukyo, was aiding them, but it was still a pain. Some of the more trusted staff were made aware, but it was when Hinako Ninomiya began to cause more issues... Well, that's when Nodoka and Nana decided to step in... at least, once Ranma told them.

That day, Ranma came back from school, to the hotel, being carried by Ryoga and Akane. Just watching it was extremely worrisome to Nodoka and Nana.

"What happened?!" Nodoka barked out in a panic.

Akane was still trying to catch her breath, when Ryoga began the tale, "It was Ms. Hinako. She looks like a little kid, but she's our teacher, and she was going to try... and she's kinda like those UMA energy vampires that Hayato was telling me about. She tried to suck the life force or energy out of Akane and me, and Ranma saved us. She got his energy and turned into a really hot twenty-ish lady. However, I'm not sure it's a good thing for Ranma..."

"Nodoka, stay with them. I'm going to get Shamal," Nana ordered, as she got up and ran from the room. She couldn't remember too much about Ranma's tale anymore, as she'd changed so much beyond recognition, but this teacher and one other were still to be accounted for... However, she couldn't remember who the other was.

"Tehehe!"

A small green blur was about to hit Nana, when she snatched it out of the air. She instantly knew who she had on her hands, "Happosai."

"Oh! You know me? Tehehe! How wondrous! Now, why don't you give me some sugar, Sugar?!" the little pervert tried to get out of her hold, only to get slightly scorched. "Yowch!"

"You have much to answer for, but I may need your assistance. If you touch any women under the Hibari Clan's protection, I will not guarantee your safety," Nana told the old perverted fart.

"Hibari Clan?" Happosai paled a bit, "You don't have the look..."

"I'm adopted," Nana replied. "Now, since you're a knowledgeable man, tell me everything you know about a teacher called Hinako Ninomiya..."

At first, Happosai hadn't wanted to tell her anything without a bra or underwear, only to freak out a bit, when Nana took him in to see Dr. Shamal, "You got that damn parasite doctor here!"

"Actually, he's my personal physician," Nana smirked, knowing that this was wigging the old coot out. "Now, Hinako Ninomiya. Talk."

"OKAY! OKAY! She's a little girl that used to follow me around. She was just so cute, and she wanted to stay young forever, so I gave her the Fountain of Youth Technique!" Happosai shrieked.

"And what does that entail?" Shamal glared at the old man.

"You steal energy from other people to stay young! It doesn't hurt them, just makes them take a nap!" Happosai yelped as he tried to avoid Shamal's mosquitoes, only to get stung and slump forward, still in Nana's grip, an arms-length away.

"You knocked him out?" Nana questioned Shamal.

"It was that or give him shingles," Shamal blantantly joked.

"You made the right decision," Nana winced at the thought of someone Happosai's age with shingles... It wasn't pretty. "So, any idea on how to deal with Hinako?"

"I might, but you'll need Ukyo to call in Taro and head to the school together with the geriatric pedophile," Shamal scowled as he looked at the knocked *Master* of Anything Goes.

"We'll need Ranma too," Nana frowned. "He needs to be in top shape. Can you whip up something to give him his pep back?"

"Ranma got hit by this Hinako?" Shamal frowned at her nod and agreed, "I'll need your help. CEDEF was working on something similar, but I'll need some of your Flames."

"If it helps Ranma, let's do it," Nana stated coolly.

"Then, let's get started..." Shamal held out a vial of liquid. "Put a bit of your Flame in here, and we'll have to get Ranma to drink it."

"Are you sure that this is a good idea?" Nana asked worriedly, "I don't want him to become another Guardian..."

"It won't happen. He's either a Sun, a Lightning, or a Storm. Reborn, Mai, and Fon have you covered," Shamal assured her.

"Okay," Nana swallowed nervously and focused a small amount of her Flame out into the container.

Shamal snatched it away from Nana and shook it vigorously, "Where's Ranma?"

"In the lobby, with Nodoka, Ryoga and Akane..." Nana started, but he was already off and running! Nana chased after him to catch up and see if his medicine worked, however, she had to make sure that she kept Happosai at arms length as she ran. There's no such thing as being too careful, when you're carrying an extremely old crafty pervert.