"I'm not riding another of these damn animals anytime soon," Emmett said.

"And I stepped in horse poop," Rosalie complained. But none of us really heard her because I'm pretty sure Buttercup heard what Emmett said because he took off running like bat from hell.

"I'm not riding another of these damn animals anytime soon," Emmett said.

"And I stepped in horse poop," Rosalie complained. But none of us really heard her because I'm pretty sure Buttercup heard what Emmett said because he took off running like bat from hell.


"BUTTERCUP!" Emmett screamed as the horse ran around wildly, trying to buck Emmett off.

I have no doubts that if Esme and Carlisle hadn't warned Emmett about eight times not to hurt the horse he would have killed that thing.

We all looked at Rose, waiting for her to go help him.

"What?" Rosalie complained, throwing her hands up in the air.

"He can handle it," She said in a whiny, exhausted voice. All of our horses had stopped moving and we were all staring as the Buttercup ran like wind. I swear he was almost as fast as vampire on slow speed, which says a lot.

"BUTTERCUP! I DIDN'T MEAN IT I'M SORRY!" Emmett was yelling at the horse. He didn't even realize that first of all he was grinding the heels of his feet into Buttercup's side and maybe he could have just pulled the reins.

I saw Jasper realized this too and he was about to yell to Emmett but I pried my hand from his and covered his mouth. He looked confused.

"Give it a few minutes," I told him quietly. He realized what I meant and nodded. I moved my hand from his mouth and slid it down his arm until my hand was in his again. I smiled at him than turned to watch my brother.

"GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!" Emmett yelled in a pleading voice as the horse ran around violently around. "WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK!" His pink cowboy hat flew off and into the air as Edward and I went into hysterics about what he just said. Bella was staring at him with wide eyes and Jasper was chuckling.

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME! YOUR MY LIFE NOW!" Emmett continued to yell. I stopped laughing the second Edward did and we all stared opened mouthed at what he said. Edward and Bella because that was something Edward always said to was practically fuming with anger and her fists balled up on the reins of Ursula.

"I can't watch this for much longer," Jasper muttered but I could hear the amusement. I beamed at him.

"One more minute please," I said using my famous Alice pout.

"Fine," Jasper sighed and rolled his eyes but I could see the hint of a smile. I had almost forgotten about my camera. Pulling it out, I started to take as many pictures as it would let me. Edward had his cell phone out and he was filming Emmett with that huge smirk laugh on his face.

"BEFORE YOU BUTTERCUP MY LIFE WAS LIKE A MOONLESS NIGHT VERY DARK. BUT THERE WERE STARS POINTS OF REASON-" Emmett started yelling at the horse as he quoted something Edward had intimately said to Bella. Before anyone could do anything, before Edward could even growl, Rosalie jumped off her horse and chargedEmmett.

She jumped on to the horse's back and shoved Emmett off of it. Then took the reins and slowed the horse to a trot, circling Emmett smugly.

"What were you saying?" Rosalie asked him as he blinked at the shock of being knocked off the horse and than started to stand up.

"Er...I...was trying to...make the horse like me? It worked for Edward," Emmett mumbled as he got off the ground. I think everyone in the family snorted in unison at his statement.

"Whatever Em, but if this horse wants to buck you off again, none of us are going to stop it," Rosalie said, narrowing her eyes at him as she tried to unleash her 'forgiving' nature.

"Okay, babe. Thanks for helping me," Emmett smiled and looked up at Rosalie with a cheerful face that everyone knew Rosalie can't resist.

Rosalie smiled and shut her eyes, probably rolling them and shook her head. Then she opened them again and her darker eyes were now a light liquid gold color.

Emmett grinned and offered his hand up to Rosalie, who was still walking around him.

Rosalie stopped the horse, took Emmett's hand, and jumped down.

"Any time," Rosalie smiled sweetly. Wow if I didn't know any better I would say she is PMSing, but then again, I think that about Edward too...

Edward growled at me after hearing my thoughts and I stuck my tongue out at him. I was so not the only one who thought that in our family.

"The beach?" Jasper saidafter Rosalie was back on Ursula and Emmett on Buttercup. Emmett looked horribly scared and stiff on that thing, causing me to giggle.

"Yep," we all said as I gently retrieved my hand from his and grabbed Tink's reins. Jasper turned Twilight to the left and led him through the open fence door.

There was a trail only wide enough for one horse at time through the forest. Jasper went first with me and an overly anxious Tinkerbell right on their heels. Edward followed behind me on Romeo.

Our horses walked at a lazy, comfortable speed and we all had our own conversations going on through the line of horses except Emmett, who was at the back of the line staying silent and stiff, worrying that one word would upset Buttercup. I swear if horses could gloat or smirk Buttercup would be all over it.

"Is it just me or is Tinkerbell more stout than Ursula, Nala, or Juliet?" I asked Jasper but everyone else could hear me. They examined the tiny horse's body.

"Well Twilight you naughty boy," Jasper grinned as he patted Twilight's neck.

I looked at him very confused. What the hell did Twilight have anything to do with Tink being fat?

"A little foul?" I asked him excitedly as the realization donned on me, Tinkerbell was Twilight's mate and they must have a had a little fun in the pasture because Tink was going to have a baby.I was quite proud of the fact that I knew a foul was a baby horse. Jasper nodded at me as he continued to pat Twilight's neck.

"Does that mean I get to name it?" I squealed and asked anyone who could answer it.

"Sure, why not," Esme smiled at me from behind Bella, who was behind Edward. I beamed at her then turned to face forward as I adjusted the hat on my head.

We continued at that lazy speed until finally the trail widened and we were out on the white sand. I looked back at everyone behind me, laughing and enjoying themselves (well, except Emmett) and took a picture.

Before I knew it my horse was galloping through the sand, catching up to Jasper, who had just spurred Twilight into a run. Everyone else was behind us, including Emmett. I guess Buttercup was competitive.

I laughed as I held onto the reins with one hand andmy hat with the other. Jasper's horse rounded the corner of the beach and Tinkerbell was not far behind him. I could hear her heavy breathing, as she tried to catch up. Edward and Carlisle were coming up on my sides and I realized we had just made this a race.

I leaned into Tink and put a little more pressure on her sides and she ran even faster. I could feel her determination from Tinkerbell as she passedZeus and got closer to Jasper.

"Alice, throw me the camera," Bella called from behind everyone. I turned my head just a little bit to see that Bella's horse was falling behind, because it wasn't meant to be a race horse. Esme's horse had eyes only for Carlisle's horse and Esme laughed as she passed Bella, putting her in dead last.

I grabbed the camera and gently tossed it over my shoulder, not bothering to look back as I did. I heard Bella catch it and when I did, I squeezed Tink a little more and she passed Edward's horse as we rounded the island again.

"Come on Al," Jasper laughed from ahead of me.


OKay there you go what did you think? Stupid? Bad? Amazing? Fluffy? Please let me know so I can improve it in anyway possible, considering it will be coming in a close in a little less than 10 chapters. I know it's sad.

But on the upside, when I finish girls just want to have fun I will publish the Camping story which has yet to be titled and than once In finish this one I'll publish the other story I am writing- which only a select few of you know about...you know you are:)

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