Imnotalady:
Why did you make Zeus miss the toad?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY
Don't blame me, blame Hera
ABC:
YEAH ZEUS! YOU SHOW THE TOAD!
Well, someone had to do it
Shade Ironclaw:
*Walks up to raised podium and stands in front of large crowd* "AND THAT, MORTALS, IS WHY YOU DON'T PISS OFF THE GREEK GODS! ESPECIALLY ZEUS!"
Sorry I had to get that out of my system. And I must say I can't wait for your next chapter, I hope it has Umbridge's reaction, cause if I does then it'll be hilarious!
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Thank you! *Eats 96926367418525885228353961902674065293539262936682 68783625193638826193720178026729193736572554617111 68383983667782847692837923992639462025283628910626 3829296371891929938383838838301378392 mangoes and stores 96926367418525885228353961902674065293539262936682 68783625193638826193720178026729193736572554617111 68383983667782847692837923992639462025283628910626 3829296371891929938383838838301378392 mangoes in secret mango hideout* Yeah, that is why! *turns to guy next to me* What are we cheering about again?
AshAshluvsPercabeth:
mhhmm Percys getting smart...thanks for updating(jumps up with a big smile on my face:D. UPDATE please (puppy dog face) heres more mangoes from my tree.
Thank you! *Eats more mangoes from his mango tree* Of course he is, Athena blessed him!
Avoc:
Would Hecate please strip Umbitch of her magic before she ends deep sixing the wizard world. You how the Gods are against mortals would too much hubris
Yeah, but then we wouldn't have as much fun as we are having now. But that is a good idea.
harryginny9:
thanks…brilliant
A man of many words ladies and gentlemen. harryginny9!
dyingoflaughter:
YEAH! You tell her Zeus! Update again soon. And for this update you get a mango powered mango boat that never runs out of mangoes!
Thank you! *Stores mango powered mango boat that never runs out of mangoes in secret mango hideout dock* Oh, and Zeus will tell her, or maybe not, I don't know
Sassycassie218:
love it hahaha
That tends to happen when a toad gets told
life is struggle:
Hahahahaha! Get that Umbridge! Awesome chapter! Please update soon!
I think the proper term is 'take that Umbitch', but you know, that works to, I guess.
BoltofGreece:
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. my mom is allergic to bee sting and she got stung yesterday(I HATE SPELLING THINGS COREECTLY D)sad face, any way HAHAHAHAHA stupid umbridge, YOU GET 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000 mangos and a house made of mangos!
Thank you! *Eats 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000 mangos and stores 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000 mangos in secret mango hideout and places a house made of mangos in secret mango jungle* I hope she's okay. Plus, Umbridge is stupid.
TimeLadeofTARDIS:
I'm guessing Zeus likes toads...
Nah, Hera just stopped him.
Percabeth226:
Mwahahhahahaha! Stupid little toad :) She got owned.
I shall give you... 10395615491047153910472628402746492910374721904747 281048476256262748402091973738 mangoes. Just because I love you. And your story.
I didn't review last chapter did I :,( unAccEPTABLE! 20 billion extra mangoes.
Thank you! *Eats 10395615491047153910472628402746492910374721904747 281048476256262748402091973738 mangoes and 20 billion extra mangoes and stores 10395615491047153910472628402746492910374721904747 281048476256262748402091973738 mangoes and 20 billion extra mangoes in secret mango hideout* Well, someone had to do it. I also love you, but not as much as you love me.
Onto the story!
Chapter 26:
Harry POV:
Now that was scary. When Percy pulled up the whatever it was that he pulled up, I was sure that he was going to release the 12 giants that were there onto the rest of Hogwarts, but when the giants (gods?) started talking about me and Hermione and about how they hated us for trying to break Percy and Annabeth up (Can't they see that I'm better suited for Annabeth and Hermione's better suited for Percy?) I was out of my mind. Also, I'm pretty sure the whole school was ready to just get up and cheer when the master giant (god?) stood up and threw his thunderbolt (what was that about?) at Umbridge, but he just had to miss.
Hermione POV
So the Greek gods are real! And Aphrodite was talking about me and Harry and about how we are going to be able to keep trying to break Percy and Annabeth up and end up with who we're destined to be with. Oh my gods I can't believe it! That must mean that I got the rituals (I've been doing rituals for both Aphrodite and Tyche every morning since the one I did with Ron and Harry) right, and soon, I will have Percy all to my own.
Ron POV:
What just happened?
Annabeth POV:
Percy and I stood there, smirking at Umbridge as turned towards us in total surprise
"So they really were the Greek gods?" she squeaked
"Yup," I said
"And you two really are their half-blood offspring?" asked Umbridge
"We prefer the term demigods," said Percy, "but yeah."
"And you want us to worship you now?" squeaked Umbridge
"We don't," I said, "but our parents do."
"I'd be careful though," said Percy, "They're very tempermental and have no problem striking you down."
"I can attest to that," said Umbridge, "Now if you need me, I'll be passing out now."
With that she fainted.
"Well then," said McGonagall, slightly shaken up, "Why don't we make breakfast optional today, hmm? Those who feel like eating breakfast stay, otherwise do what you have to do. Breakfast will be available until 10 am. While everyone does that, I will help bring Professor Umbridge to the Hospital Wing."
With that, half the students left, while Percy and I walked back to where we were and sat down for breakfast. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quickly slid in next to us; Harry next to me, Hermione next to Percy, and Ron in front of us.
"I always knew you were a goddess," said Harry, pulling that ugly face again that he thought was sexy or something
"Ew," I said, "I just lost my apetite."
"Is it my breath?" asked Harry, quickly checking his breath, "Oh wait, you took it away."
"Yeah," I said, "you can keep it. I don't want anything more to do with you than what I have to."
"Annabeth," said Percy, somewhat strained, "Can we go now?"
I looked over to see Hermione choking the life out of Percy's arm with her hug, so I did what came naturally. I got up, and pulled Percy out of his seat, causing Hermione to fall face first onto the ground, while Percy quickly recovered his balance since I often do this at school and camp.
"What was that for?" asked Hermione, "I was just checking the softness of your sleeves."
"My shirt barely has any sleeves," said Percy, causing Hermione to blush badly.
"Come on Percy, we have to go contact Chiron," I said, "See if Nico, Bianca and Thalia can come."
"Please not Thalia and Nico at the same time," said Percy, as I pulled him away from both Harry and Hermione, "I mean, both are fine, just not at the same time."
"We'll see Perce," I said, as we entered the Gryffindor Common Room, and made our way to our dorms. When we got to the top, we quicly made our way over to the fountain we had and IM'd Chiron
"Ah, Percy and Annabeth Jackson," said Chiron, "Have you notified the school yet?"
"We're not there yet, Chiron," I said, blushing badly, "and yes we have."
"How did it go?" he asked
"Well let's just say that if it weren't for Hera and Percy's ice shield," I said, "half the school population wouldn't be here."
"That much of the school angered the gods so quickly?" asked Chiron somewhat surprised
"No," said Percy, "Only Umbitch."
"Language," I said, jabbing at Percy
"Sorry," said Percy, "Umbridge, who is a real b-ah toad. She upset Zeus, who nearly hit her with his bolt, and would have caused half the school population to go along with her if it weren't for the ice shields I put up to protect everyone except her."
"Why not her Percy?" asked Chiron
"I'd be lying if I said the world would be worst without her," he shrugged
"By the way," I said, "Can Nico and Thalia come to Hogwarts now?"
"They can actually," said Chiron, "I just spoke to the gods, and they all unanimously agree that more demigods might just be what Hogwarts needs to start believing in the gods."
"So we're starting small and then increasing the amount of demigods, right?" asked Percy
"Correct," said Chiron, "We'll be sending the rest of the Big Three children soon, and whoever'll be after them will be decided in the future."
"No problem," I said, "We'll notifiy the Headmistress."
"Oh no," said Chiron, "I'll speak with her, while you two speak with Nico, Bianca, and Thalia. I'm sure they want an update on what's going on."
"All right," I said before disconnecting the connection and IM'ing Thalia, Nico, and Bianca, only to find Nico and Thalia copying each other's movements once again with Bianca shaking her heads in the background.
Percy cleared his throat, just as Nico and Thalia finished moving their hands across their respective chests and thrusting their chests out and blushing as they look at the other's chest. Once Percy cleared his throat, all three of them looked up at us and we all blinked.
"Okay then," said Percy, "Ignoring that."
"Chiron said you guys can come stay at Hogwarts," I squealed, causing Thalia and Bianca to squeal in excitement as well.
"Please don't do that again," said Nico, "I think you may have just caused me to go deaf in my left ear."
"Oh quiet you," said Thalia, "When do we leave?"
"I'm not sure," I said, "We were just told to deliver the news, not the details."
"I'll check with Chiron later," said Bianca, "But before that, tell us everything."
"Well, nothing much has happened," I said
"Except that me and Annabeth are being stalked," blurted Percy
"Stalked?" asked Nico, "By who?"
"A half-mortal, half-magical witch named Hermione is stalking me," said Percy, "and Annabeth's being stalked by a half-mortal, half-magical wizard named Harry."
"What do they look like?" asked Thalia
"Harry is a scrawny version of Percy and is apparently famous around here," I said, "and Hermione has bushy brown hair and a know-it-all attitude"
"Oh," said Percy, "and both of them are best friends, and have a third best friend, a red-head named Ron, but he's barely with them because of his extremely girly girlfriend."
"How girly?" asked Bianca
"She calls him Won-Won," I snickered, causing everyone to laugh, "O-okay, we have to go. We have classes to get to."
"All right," said Thalia, "See ya later."
"See ya," said Percy and I
"Bye guys," said Nico and Bianca, as we cut the connection.