Ch. 26 Edward POV - Looking like a disco ball!
As I'm getting the boat ready for all the men and Alice to go fishing, I can't help but think back on breakfast. After my fantastic morning with Bella; we showered together, got ready for the day and met up with everyone. Well, everyone except Alice, I think she just wanted to make an entrance.
Bella had mentioned to me that Alice has a crush on Jasper, but this was just ridiculous. She came to the table all made up, wearing a sparkling grey dress and shoes that looked like disco balls.
Now, in about 10 minutes, she's going to get on a fishing boat wearing that to impress a guy?
"Everything ready to go Edward?" asks my dad as I get on the boat with him, Charlie, Emmett and EJ. Now we are just waiting on Alice and Jasper.
Suddenly, I am blinded by what seems like a million little prisms. Never mind, it's just Alice shining in the sun like a glitter factory exploded on her. She is not going to be happy when she gets dirty or wet from fishing.
"Come on Alice, dad's waiting to take off."
"Shut it Edward, I'm coming. Jasper, can you help me up?"
Oh shit, this is bad. She's pulling the damsel in distress act to get Jasper's attention. I've seen her pull this before and he looks like he would rather shove bamboo shoots under his fingernails than help her out. It's going to be a long day.