Cream's cell phone began to ring in class, and she picked it up.
"Hello." said Cream.
"I am Sonic." said the person on the line.
"Oh hey." said Cream.
"Meet me behind the school after class." said Sonic.
Sonic then hung up.
"I wonder what he wants." Cream thought.
Cream then went behind school.
"Hey there baby." said Sonic.
"Hey there Sonic, what did you want?" asked Cream.
Sonic then grabbed Cream and covered her mouth.
"I want you." said Sonic.
Cream then began to struggle.
Sonic then slipped a chlorophyll wipe into his hand, and Cream passed out.
Sonic began to laugh like a fucking maniac as his eyes glowed red.
At Sonic's.
"Well Tails, I guess that's the end of BO3." said Sonic.
"Yeah, wanna play BO2?" asked Tails.
"You bet." said Sonic grabbing his copy of BO2.
Sonic and Tails played BO2 all night long, and they did it while drinking dewritos.
Back with the other Sonic.
"Alright, so I have Cream, who else should I take?" Sonic asked himself while walking in an ally.
Sonic then saw Sally and Cosmo walking.
"You ever thought, that your child might be Paulson's." said Cosmo.
"I have thought about it, but I do not even know if it is Tails." said Sally
"What, you have not taken the test." said Cosmo.
"Nope, not yet anyway." said Sally.
Sonic then snuck behind the two with a chlorophyll wipe, and he carried all 2 of their bodies.
Sonic then opened a portal to his dimension, and threw the 2 in.
"Say hi to Anti-Mobius for me." said Sonic.
Back to Mr.L
"Alright Mrs.D, my power radar seems to point to this house." said Mr.L
'Dang, it seems to be rather strong." said Mrs.D.
"The power level seems rather queer, this much power should not come from one person." said Mr.L.
"Let's just hope that this thing is not a threat." said Mrs.D.
Mr.L then stealthed into the house using his exo suit.
AquaMan, Amy, and Amy's mom all sat around drinking tea.
"This tea is delicious." said Aquaman.
"Made it myself." said Amy's mom.
Amy then noticed there was a person outside her window.
Amy got up and began to walk up to the door.
A random ringing went off in Mrs.D's ear.
"Hello this is Mr.L, the pink hedgehog is going to open the door, hide!" shouted Mr.L.
She then began to dip ridiculously fast.
Amy opened the door.
"Amy, who is it?" asked AquaMan.
"It's no one." said Amy.
"You know Amy, always acting crazy." said her mom laughing.
Back to Sonic.
Sonic woke up with some white stuff on his face.
"God damn it Tails." said Sonic removing the jizz.
"What, I had the biggest BO2 boner." said Tails.
Sonic and Tails both went outside.
"Alright Sonic we gotta buy more dewritos, the Chaotix want to battle us." said Tails.
Out of nowhere, Shadow appeared.
"Sonic where the hell did you send Sally and Cosmo."
"What are you talking about?" asked Sonic.
"I saw you open a portal, and then you threw them into it." said Shadow.
"I have no idea what you are talking about, I was playing BO2 all night long." said Sonic.
"Well, if it was not you then who was it.?" asked Shadow.
"I don't know, but we got to find this faker." said Sonic.
"But Sonic we gotta battle the Chaotix in BO2." said Tails.
"True!" shouted Sonic.
"I will teleport you guys there, if you promise to find that guy." said Shadow.
"Sure whatever." said Sonic.
"Chaos Control!" shouted Shadow.