Lunar Antics Chapter 25 – Street Fight pt.2
Nightfall elapsed across the streets of Wingdom.
Not only were not a lot of people out on a weeknight, but in a certain desolate part of town, old stores had been abandoned and a large fenced off alleyway was unaccessable to the average passer-byer. But Funneh was not your average passer-byer who flipped over the large fence with east. He was not the first person to arrive as an awkward three-person schism had already begun. A two VS one fight is unfair, but at least it makes sense – three people all fighting each other, unsure who to target just looks ridiculous. As Funneh watched he instantly recognised the cloaked Kazeru with his yatagarasu crow and knives who scuffled and jumped about. In the feud was also Van Rajni, a fist-fighting Megaforce member and Ryo, a bowl-cut headed martial artist of the Val Sharks. Despite the higher ups motives of wanting to destroy Windom, lowest ranking Val Sharks were welcome to participate in the Street Fights for "they couldn't possibly do any real harm" said LJ on one occasion. Although technically the Street Fight was already on, it hadn't reached full swing. The trick was to conserve your stamina until there was a mob fighting one another then to unleash a devastating attack on everyone. Keeping his footsteps as quiet as possible in movement, Funneh dashed over to a wall on the far right, jet up it vertically and hid behind a giant water tank on the building's roof. Van Rajni had hit Kazeru with the force of a nailgun and set him flying up to the roof and with a bang and crash landed in front of the water tank. Guzo and Bichiruma of the Val Sharks could be seen joining the fray as well as various unknown fighters of the underground Street Fight scene.
"Must be our time to strike, hmm?" came a deep resonant voice which made Funneh leap out of his skin and flare up his Prominence Cross Fire Gauntlets. "Fear not, for I have no beef with you, stranger." Behind the water tank at Funneh's left was the rather obvious Laurie Moon with a weird yellow and blue mask on.
"Laurie..? What are you doing! How did you find out about the Street Fight?!"
"Who is this Laurie? I see no one of that name here; only the great SogeMoon!" flapping a red sheet up high and tying it around his neck to make a cape he dramatically pointed up into the sky.
"I don't see anyone…" muttered Funneh who followed the pointed finger.
"No, me! ME! I'm SogeMoon!" he boomed
"Right you are, SogeMoon! Let's go and kick ass!" Funneh now turned to his right to the source of the ecstatic nasally voice – Renshin with a fake curly moustache
"Not you too, Renshin!" You guys are gonna get the whole guild involved!" cried Funneh worryingly "and then it'll be too popular, The General will find out and shut it all down – banning Street Fights!"
"Okay, firstly-" said SogeMoon sassily "This is not 'Renshin' , whoever that is, this is Squire M'Buffins my comrade in arms."
"Undootably" added Squire M'Buffins off-handedly.
"Secondly, I don't know any 'guild' to get anyone involved. The only thing getting more popular around here is me."
"Nice one SogeMoon!" cheered Squire M'Buffins.
"Yes," said Kazeru blankly poking his red bleeding head out from around the back of the water tank. "Also this is not Kazeru but Nazenu."