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Each of you were all currently on a job to beat up some thieves at Fort Term. You were upstairs with Erza and watched how she beat up a few thieves. You watched how she pressed her foot against one thieves ass and she didn't even seem to mind if the thief was looking up her skirt while he screamed in horror from the pain. You smirked in amusement. 'Can't let you have all the fun...' You thought. You then closed your eyes.
"Voodoo Dragon's Requip..." You began as a teal magic circle surrounds you. You then begin to do a jazzy like dance as your clothing then disappears for a moment and you were finally in new clothes as the light disappears. You were now in a sleeveless white space themed crop top with a futuristic blue 5 symbol on it with a silver jetpack on the back, a matching futuristic miniskirt, white gloves, a silver headset, white platform shoes and on your right thigh held a blue gun with a blue holster. Your hair was tied into high pony tails. "...Cyber Dancer..." You said getting into a cool pose bringing your hand out.
Erza smirked at you. "Voodoo Dancer Ulala huh? Interesting choice..." (Me: Character Inspire: Ulala from Space Channel 5) As trumpets played in the background you raised your finger up in the air as you held a microphone. "Tsuna's Swingin' Report Show!" "Report show?!" A thief asked confused. You then did a little opening dance and then strutted holding your mic. "Good morning space wizards! Tsuna here reporting from Fort Term! Today I'm investigating reports that thieves are here stealing! But luckily the great Erza Scarlet are here to stop them with her amazing moves!" You reported.
"I almost forgot that this Legendary Dancer is also a reporter! No matter! It will make things more fun!" Erza said. She then beats up a thief. "And Erza springs into action!" You report. "STOP HER!" You heard. You look seeing several thieves charge towards you. You stop strutting. "Somethings up...I'm feeling kinda...funky!" You then smirk and as jazzy music plays and you dance along. The thieves stop charging towards you and stare in confusion. "What the-?" They then automatically copied every dance move you did. "Hey! Why are we dancing?" A thief asked. "I don't know man! It's freaking me out! I cant control my body!" Another cried.
You smiled at that. "That's the power of voodoo boys!" You said. You then take your two small blue guns and pointed it at the 3 men. "Lets shoot!" "No please!" The guy cried. You got ready and focused on the three "...Chu! Chu! Chu!" You said blasting each guy three times knocking them out. Erza walked towards you. "Great work!" She said. You smiled and turned to the Fanfiction Viewing Audience. "Stay tuned...!"
Erza then walked over to the edge of the stairs with you following. "We're both finished upstairs!" She said. Lucy smiled and gave you both a thumbs up. "Sweet! Way to go you guys!" She said. You looked seeing how Lucy had summoned Kirby and Kirby had sucked up an old pot that was stolen by a thief making him cook Kirby and he burned the hairs of the thieves. Kirby flew back to Lucy on his warpstar and high fived her. "That was great! Look at you go!" Lucy said happily. Kirby smiled. "Poyo!"
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You and Erza went back to the others seeing them finish the job. "Well that was a waste! I was hoping it might be a challenge" Erza said. "AWWWW I WANNA FIGHT SOME MORE!" Natsu yelled. "Save it for the next job!" Gray said. You turn to the Fanfiction Viewing Audience. "Well there you have it folks! Team Natsu really knows how to kick some ass here in Magnolia! This is Tsuna reporting from Fort Term..." You began. You then got in position. "Spaccceeeee Channel Five!" You say making a circle motion wave with your hand as a virtual 5 appeared in front of you.
Gray raised and eyebrow. "Space Channel Five?" "Tsuna? Why are you dressed like a space chick?" Natsu asked. "It's one of my requips! I'm the Legendary report and voodoo dancer Ulala: The Wizard from outer space!" You said happily. "NO WAY! There are wizards in outer space?!" Lucy asked shocked. "Man! Thats pretty cool!" Natsu said happily. You then requipped back into your normal clothes.
"Check out this gem I found! Pretty cool don't you think?" Happy asked. "Stealing from thieves is still stealing!" Lucy cried. Fuse then snatched it from Happy's hand. "Hey! That's mine!" Happy cried. "Too bad kid! It's mine now! I'm make this into a ring!" Fuse said eagerly. Happy then anime teared. He then stopped crying and turned to the side. "Hey! Isn't that Loke over there?"
You all looked seeing Loke slowly walk towards you all. You smirked. "He think he cute though walking all cool like that..." "If that's what you think..." Gray said. You each walk towards him. "What's up guys?" Loke asked. "Hey playboy!" You said waving. "Hey Loke! We're just beating bad guys and being awesome" Natsu said. "Same old, same old" Gray said.
You looked at Loke suspiciously. "Ayo Loke? Was you about to head to Mc'Donalds thats around this corner?" This caught Erza's attention as she glared at him. "There IS a Mc'Donalds nearby..." This made Loke get nervous. "Uh...I was just gonna order a small Happy Meal...you know...for the ladies..." He said. You slowly walk up to Loke glaring. Loke looked a bit scared. "What you say?" You asked. "I was gonna get Mc'Donalds for the ladies..." He said. SLAP! Loke touched his now red cheek where you had slapped him. He looks at you surprised seeing your angry face. "I WISH YOU WOULD GO TO MC'DONALDS!" "What do you have against Mc'Donalds?" Loke asked. Erza then stepped forward glaring. "BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU OBESE!" Loke then sweatdropped. "Those two must really hate Mc'Donalds..." Gray whispered.
Loke then freaked out seeing Lucy. "I'm glad we ran into you!" Lucy said. "Sorry but I have to hit the road!" Loke said nervously. "SO LONG!" With that he dashed far off from the dumbfounded Lucy. "WHAT IS THAT GUYS PROBLEM?!" Lucy shouted. "Didn't I tell you? He don't like white girls...but it's not your fault!" You said patting Lucy's shoulder. "I AM NOT WHITE!" She cried. "Well I don't know what you did but you really freak him out!" Gray said. "Yeah he avoids you like the plague!" Natsu said. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S CRAZY!" Lucy shouted.
"Now now sister girl! Calm down! I came prepared..." You said as you dig in your bag. "Prepared for what?" Natsu asked. You then pulled out a stick of food and unwrap it. "Here ya go white girl! Have a piece of cheese!" You said handing it to Lucy. "GIVE ME THAT!" She shouted. She then snatched the stick of cheese from your hand and nibbled on it angrily. Natsu and Gray sweatdropped. "...Cheese?" "The white girl needs it!" You said to them.
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Fuse and Happy: A Star Removed from the Sky!
"Guess we might as well head home!" Gray said. You stretched. "Yeah...this old lady needs some rest!" You yawned. "I don't know...I mean since we finished our job early for once what do you say we stop by a spa and take it easy?" Lucy asked. You smirked and put your arm around her. "Now this white girl speaking my language! YASSSSS!" You said happily. Lucy gave you a ^^ smile. "Kitsuna thinks it's alright! What do you guys think?" She asks as she scratched your right ear. "I think that's a fine idea!" Erza said happily.
That night you each went to the Hosenka Village to the spa area. You were bathing nude with Lucy in one of the colored hot springs. You faced away as you nibbled on your favorite food. 'I wish these baths were unisex so I can see Natsu's dick...' You thought. 'Mmm...then I can suck on it underwater without him noticing...' You flushed a deep red and snicker to yourself at your thought. "Oh Mama...I'm such a dirty old WOMAN!" You laughed.
You then snicker a little more and turned back to see Lucy raising an eyebrow. "OH!" You say surprised as you blushed. "I forgot you was here!" "...What are you eating?" She asks. "Huh?" You then looked at the food you were holding in your arm. 'Oh so she DIDN'T hear me! At least I hope!' You thought. "Oh...uh...fried chicken!" You said. Lucy widen her eyes. "IN THE BATH?!" You reach out to give it to her. "You want some? It's KFC"
Lucy sighed and shook her head turning away. "I don't get it..." "What you mean you don't get it?! I tolds you! It's fried chicken and its KFC! You know what? Of course you wouldn't understand! You white! You don't understand the goodness of s*** of what's made in this chicken! It's good as hell!" You said taking a bite at it. "...Why is Loke so afraid of me?" Lucy asked. You raised an eyebrow seeing how Lucy didn't even bother acknowledging your weird outburst. "Oh! You thinking about him? Well...I don't know what to tell yous bout that..." You said as you nervously turn away.
"Nice moon tonight..." You heard. You and Lucy looked up seeing Erza...in her armor. "...Nice bath too!" "WHAT THE HELL?!" You shouted. "YOUR BATHING IN YOUR ARMOR?!" Lucy asked shocked. "I'm more relaxed with it..." Erza said. "Really? Doesn't it feel kinda...weird?" Lucy asked nervously. "Now that you mention it, it does...I may need to consider my definition of relaxation..." Erza said. You narrowed your eyes. "I could imagine all the tears of disappointment on every male guys face since your not naked..."
"Oh really?" Erza asked. Erza then stepped into the tub and requipped out of her armor and became naked. You smiled. "Good your comfortable! Now isn't that better?" You asked. Erza smiled. "It is..." You giggled and took a bite out of your KFC chicken leg. "You want a bite Erza?" You asked. "Thank you..." Erza said. She took your chicken and bit it. Lucy sweatdropped. "You guys just bit from the same spot..."
"Thats ok...Erza and I are like that...she my bitch sister" "Don't you mean 'big sister'?" Erza asked. "No...I meant what I said..." You said. Erza slightly glared at you much to your amusement as you smirked. "Erza Scarlet yous a BITCH!" You said giving her the finger. Lucy let out a large gasp. You then bursted out laughing as you layed back floating across the bath. Erza's glare soon turned into a smile and she chuckled humbly. "YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?! HOW IS IT THAT YOUR NOT KILLING HER RIGHT NOW?!" Lucy shouted.
You three were soon done and enter the sleeping room wearing blue kimono robes. You left your robes open to reveal all of your breasts concealing your bits and left the mid part open to expose your belly button as you still wore your piercing. The room door then knocked. "Room service!" A voice said. Natsu grinned. "WE GET FOOD?!" He then opened the door and a chef with a rolling tray table walked in with a big plate of food. Natsu drooled. "Alright!" The chef then lifted up the plate cover revealing a white slugh in a bowl. Next to it were some green vegetables. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?" Gray asked. "My dinner!" You said as you walked over to the chef. You paid him and he left. "That's dinner?!" Natsu asked. "Yes..." You said.
You take several of the vegetables and stick it into the white slugh as everyone stares in horror. "...It's Pickled Porridge..." You said. Everyone elses face turned anime blue as they watched you dipped a pickled in the porridge and eat it. "Why are you eating that?" Happy cried. "My doctor said it's good for my heart! To keep it running! Mmm...thats so good..." You moan as you chewed on your pickle with the porridge slugh that oozed all over and lick your lips. "Old people are weird..." Gray said. "You got that right..." Natsu said as he watched you finish your pickles. "Y'all are hella rude! Respect your elders!" You said rolling your eyes. You take Lucy's hand. "C'mon..." Lucy smiled. "Okay!" The two of you then sat down on the Japanese themed bed and leaned back to back. Natsu, Gray and Happy look at the both of you confused. "HUH?!"
You and Lucy then take out your iphone and look at each other. "You said you had Instagram right Lucy?" You asked. "Yep!" She said. "Follow me! My name is 'TsunaLuv'" You said. "Ok!" Lucy said. After a moment you then saw a notification on your Instagram page and you knew it was from Lucy. You click the name and smirk at Lucy in amusement. "'CelestialBeauti'? Really?" "Hee hee! Yeah!" Lucy giggled. "Alright I'll follow ya then" You said as you clicked the button to follow Lucy. "Thanks!" She said.
"What am I seeing?!" Natsu asked shocked. "It's a shocker right?" Fuse asked smirking. "How did this happen?!" Happy asked shocked. You and Lucy turned to them. "What's wrong with y'all?" You asked. "What's with YOU?" Gray asked. "What you mean?" You asked. "He means what are you doing rubbing elbows with Lucy?" Natsu asked. You nor Lucy didn't notice at first but the two of you together were literally rubbing elbows as you both layed back to back.
You chuckled. "What you talking about? Lucy my girl!" You said hugging her. "WHAT?!" Natsu, Gray and Happy asked shocked. "But I thought you hated Lucy" Natsu said. "No I don't! I love her! Besides everyone needs at least one white girl in their circle of friends" You said deepening the hug. Lucy sweatdropped. "I'm not white..."
You watched as Gray crawled into his bed while Natsu picked up some soft pillows. "LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" He said happily. "AYE!" Happy said. "C'mon I'm trying to sleep here! Why don't you take your party outside?!" Gray asked. "C'mon Gray let loose a bit!" Fuse said as he landed on his face. "Hey! Get off!" Gray cried as he pushed Fuse off his face. "C'mon guys it's a sleepover! You know what that means right?" Natsu asked happily. "Jefa flu cafama mlu?" You asked. (Me: 'Sex with you in the other room?')
"You gotta bust out your PILLOW FU! Or are you too scared?!" Natsu teased. "Of you? Yeah right..." Gray said. Erza smiled. "HM! My armor is requipped with the most powerful pillows!" You smirked and stood up causing Lucy to fall on her back. "-Oof!" She cried softly. "I got pillows of my own I want to personally pound you with Natsu!" You say with a wink as you grab your breasts and jiggle them. "Whatever! You girls are going down!" Natsu said jumping in the air and tossing some pillows.
Natsu threw a pillow and yours and Erza's directions only for the two of you to jump out the way and dodge. The pillow pelted Gray. Gray stood up. "YOUR IN FOR IT NOW!" He then pelted a pillow hard against Natsu's cheek. Gray then turned to you and Erza. "YOU LADIES ARE NEXT!" He then threw a pillow in your direction only for you to duck in front of Erza making her catch the pillow. "Thanks!" You said. "No problem..." She said. "You take Gray! I got Natsu!" You said. "Very well..." Erza said.
You then ran across the room carrying some pillows and flip and dodge from the incoming pillows Gray sent in your direction. You then made your way towards Natsu. "Oh no!" He cried when he saw you. You throw two pillows at him only for Natsu to dodge. He smirked. "Your all out of pillows Tsuna!" You smirked. "Am I?" You then jump high in the air only for your robe to fly open a bit revealing more of your breasts. Natsu widen his eyes in surprised. "MARSHMELLOW PILLOW HELL ATTACK!" You shout. You leapt towards Natsu and pounded his face using your breasts that bounced with a loud BOING!
You landed on top of Natsu who twitched under you. Your robe completely flew open and your bare breasts toppled all over Natsu's face. You giggled. "How do you like my 'Boobs of Steel'?" You asked seductively. "Can't breathe...gah..." Natsu groaned. He then passed out. You took the oppurtunity to slowly get up and put your robe on to cover you but to expose your cleavage again and went back to pounding Gray and Erza with pillows. Natsu soon joined afterwards.
"I'll join in too!" Lucy said happily. The four of you then sent four pillows at Lucy and pounded her face knocking her out the room breaking the door. You saw it in slow motion seeing Lucy fly out the room with tables and a few more pieces of furniature. "See? I told y'all! White girls can't play!" You laughed. "I got the footage for Vine!" Fuse said. "FOR REAL?" You asked happily. Happy laughed looking at the iphone screen. "You got a lot of likes Tsuna!" He said. You then went back to the pillow fight and clashed it out with them. After awhile you saw Lucy get up to walk away. "Wait! White girl! Wait for me!" You say running after her.
You, Lucy and Plue walked outside that night. "You know sometimes I think those guys aren't even human" Lucy said. "Well I'm no human you know" You said. "Oh yeah...almost forgot" Lucy said. "I'm a human though! Just like you Lucy!" Plue said. You snickered knowing who was doing the voicing and played along. "YOU COULD TALK?!" Lucy asked shocked. "Yeah babe! Course i can!" Plue said. "Aye!" "Wait a minute!" Lucy said. "Happy! Fuse! Get over here!" Lucy ordered. "Dang it! She caught us!" Fuse said getting out of the bushes. "Yeah I thought we could keep it up for at least a week or two..." Happy said.
You then sniffed the air and smiled excitedly sniffing a familiar scent. "Ahhhhh..." You then jump into the bush and scavenge through it. "KITSUNA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Lucy cried. You turned back to her putting a finger to your lips as a look of innocence spreads on your face. "Shh...be vewy VEWY qwuite! I'm hunting wabbits..." You said. Lucy anime falled which made Plue laugh. Fuse and Happy narrowed their eyes and sweatdropped. "'Vewy'? 'Wabbits'?" Happy asked. "She's an old lady...let it slide..." Fuse said. "AH HAH!" You said.
You then pulled out a brown and creamy rabbit from the bushes. "I gotcha Buneary! Your gonna be MY dinner!" You said. "Buneary!" She cried. (Me: Buneary: Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Series) "Aww! She's so cute!" Lucy cooed. You then vigourously tie Buneary by the ears making her cry out in pain. "DON'T HURT HER!" Lucy cried. You then toss Buneary at Fuse who catches her. "You hold her!" "WHY ME?" Fuse cried. You didn't answer and just smirked.
"What are you two doing out here anyway?" Happy asked. "Going for a walk! Im waiting for the pillow fight to end" Lucy said. "And I'm keeping her company to make sure she don't get raped!" You said patting her shoulder. Lucy sweatdropped. "You just made me regret leaving now..." "YOOOOOOO! WHAT UP GIRLS?" You heard. You all turned seeing two guys. One guy had two heads wobbling on one neck. You raise an eyebrow. "Do you need a doctor? I know plenty that can get rid of...THAT..." "LETS PARTY YO!" One guy said. "YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!" Lucy cried.
You put your arm out protectively towards Lucy and close your eyes. "This is why I'm here...geez Lucy if I wasn't here you would have been raped 10 times by now" You said. "EEKK!" You heard. You open your eyes and look back seeing the two boys wrap their arms around Lucy. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" She cried. "Oh c'mon baby stay awhile!" The guys said. "NOOOOOO!" Lucy cried. You glare at the boys. "LEAVE THAT WHITE GIRL ALONE!" You shout.
You were about to charge towards the boys but that was when Loke appeared and punched the two headed guy. Loke then kicked the next guy that was holding Lucy. The two guys laid on the ground. Fuse set the tied up Buneary down and walked up to each of them and two wires snaked out of his paws and he tassed them both making them pass out. "And stay down..." He said. He then picked up Buneary again.
Loke smiled at you both. "You ladies alright?" You smirked in amusement. "Well if it isn't Playboy X who just SUDDENLY comes out of nowhere to rescue Princess White Girl! What a SURPRISE!" You said sarcastically. "I came for you too gorgeous!" Loke said with a wink. "Oh UH UH! You did not just go there with ME Playboy!" You said raising an eyebrow as you put your hands on your hips. "And just so you know...I was NEVER in trouble!" Loke just chuckled at your outburst. You smiled and hugged him. "How you doing Loke?" "I'm good! And you?" He asked as he hugged you back as he scratched your right ear.
"Wow! I didn't know the two of you were so close! I rarely see you guys talk at Fairy Tail" Lucy said. You look back at Lucy. "Oh yeah! When Loke's not around hoeing I talk to him. We like that" You said. You then felt the sensation of air surrounding you and you look back seeing that you were no longer hugging Loke. You look around for him. "Where the hell did he-?" "-I'm really sorry!" Loke cried. You saw him hiding behind some bamboo bushes. "FOR WHAT?!" Lucy cried. You glared at Loke. "You get your ass out here right now!"
The three of you stared at the two boys that Loke had knocked out. He explained that these were wizards who were always coming after tourists. He thanked you and Lucy for luring them even if neither of you did anything. "I better turn them in before they decide to wake up" Loke said. He then picked up the guys and dragged them away. "I'll see you girls later..." "Bye!" You said. "Wait!" Lucy said.
Loke stopped walking and looked back at her. "Thanks for rescuing us!" Lucy said happily. "Rescuing YOU!" You corrected. "I was NEVER in trouble!" "And thanks for getting my Gate Keys back!" Lucy added completely ignoring you. You shook your head. "This bitch..." You just watched Fuse snicker in amusement. "No problem...it's nothing really..." Loke said. "Hey! Why don't the three of us go out together?" Lucy asked. Loke gasped looking at Lucy shocked. You raise an eyebrow and turn to Fuse. "She's REALLY trying my LIFE!" "Lucy I didn't know you went both ways..." Fuse said. Anime hearts fill Happy's eyes. "THINGS ARE GETTING STEAMY!" "I didn't mean it like that..." Lucy said.
You each then went to an little resturant by the spa and each sat at the bar. Happy sat together with Fuse and Plue while you sat next to Lucy at the bar. You took the Buneary from Fuse and hand it too the chef. "Can you turn this into Buneary Stew?" You asked. Buneary looked at you with a tear in her eye. "Bun..." She whined. You looked at Buneary sympatheticly. "Aww..." You then scoop the poor Buneary into your arms and cuddle her. Buneary smiled and hugged you. "Buneary!" She said. You giggled and patted her back.
"...Your still my dinner..." You whisper. "Bun?" Buneary asks confused. You then kiss her cheek and yank her off you by the ears. "Buneary?!" She cried. You then toss her back behind the chef and into the firery oven which had shut when she had entered. You heard a loud deadly scream emit from Buneary which soon died down as she...well...died... "Get cooking chef! I pay alot to those who cook my rabbits right!" You said. The chef nodded and went to cooking.
He soon presented you with your Buneary stew and you sipped it. "You are the devil! I can't believe you killed that poor PokeDigi! I thought they were all your friends!" Lucy said. "All PokeDigi's of rabbit species are ALL my prey! Respect that" You said as you sipped on your stew. "Loke you don't have to sit so far away!" Lucy said. "For real..." You said. "Sorry..." Loke said. You and Lucy sigh and sit next to him. You continued to sip your soup.
"I've been meaning to ask you something...is it true that you have a bad history with Celestial Wizards?" Lucy asked. You sighed quietly seeing how Loke didn't answer. Lucy then took a sip of her drink. "If you don't wanna talk about it then I can respect that...but I don't think it's fair for you to judge me because I am one..." "Yeah...you're right about that...sorry I honestly wasn't trying to hurt your feelings..." Loke began. You turn to him seeing him stare seductively at Lucy. "...I'm no good enough for you so just forget about me..."
You stared at him in awe. 'Ooh...' You thought. "Uh...why are you giving me some lame break up line?" Lucy asked. You shook your head and snapped out of it. "Damn...I almost feel for that!" You whispered. "You see? It has affects on all ladies..." Loke chuckled. "Honey you just caught me off guard...you didn't affect s*** out of me..." You laughed. "You have quite a way with words..." Loke said. "Ugh! Falling for you is like turning into a white girl!" You say rolling your eyes. Loke chuckled. "How so?" "BECAUSE every girl that falls for you is WHITE!" You said. 'If only Natsu talked sexy like that...' You thought.
Loke turned to Lucy. "Sorry that came out wrong...I was just thinking about something awhile back..." Loke said. You snapped out of your thoughts and turned to him. "Can you tell me?" Lucy asked. Loke said nothing. "Sorry...I didn't mean to ask..." Lucy said sadly. She then got up smiling. "Thanks again for saving us back there!" You glare at Lucy. "SAVING YOU! Ugh..." You groan. "I finally see why you're so popular with the ladies...thanks a lot! I better go! You coming Kitsuna?" Lucy asked. "I'm still not done with my soup" You said. "Ok bye then!" Lucy said as she began to walk away.
To your surprise Loke grabbed Lucy's arm. "Wait..." Lucy looked back at him confused. Loke slowly got up and hugged Lucy close to him. You felt awkward JUST sitting and watching so you ordered some more Buneary Soup and sipped in it. "Lucy..." Loke said. "Yeah?" Lucy asked nervously. "The truth is..." Loke began. "...I don't have long to live..." He said as you swallowed a piece of chicken that was in your soup.
You automatically turned blue and coughed as you were now choking on the piece of chicken that was stuck in your throat with the soupy liquid. You grab your thoat and gag out loudly as you banged on the table. The silent chef ran for your and patted your back. Your hair stands then got in position and opened holes from the tips and the piece of chicken shot out of one. Followed by your soup that came out of all your hair strands which shot out onto the floor with a loud SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT!
You were now enabled to breathe as you let out a sigh of relief and stare at Loke in horror. 'It's finally time? NOW?!' You thought. Loke slowly pulled away from Lucy and she looked as if she was about to cry. "What's that supposed to mean?" She asked. Loke turned to the side sadly. You got up from your seat. "Loke?" You asked worriedly.
After a short quiet moment you saw Loke shaking a bit. You tilt your head in confusion. "Eh?" You then relised that Loke was now chuckling. "I sure fooled you!" He laughed. "It makes a pretty good pick up line doesn't it?" Lucy stared dumbfounded while you just stared in surprised at Loke's action. Lucy then glared at Loke and stepped in for the slap which knocked Loke's glasses off to the floor.
You saw Lucy tear up. "You jerk! I TOTALLY BELIEVED YOU!" She cried. Loke just continued to chuckle. "HAPPY! FUSE! PLUE! WE'RE LEAVING!" Lucy shouted as she grabbed each of them by the tail and stormed out of the resturant. Loke turned to you. "Your still here..." He said. You folded your arms and slowly walked up to him. You used your hair strand to pick up Loke's glasses and handed it to him. He takes it. "Thank you..." He said placing it on his face.
You stare at the ground. "That wasn't funny Leo..." "Shh! Don't call me by that name!" Loke cried. "I don't care!" You said quickly. You then stare into Loke's eye angrily. "You toyed with Lucy's feelings as well as my own with your silliness and stupidity!" You scolded. "...And for that I am VERY disappointed in you!" Loke looked at the ground sadly. "I'm sorry Princess..." He whispered. "Your a Celestial Spirit...and you've been put on this earth for awhile now after the incident...Celestial Spirits can't survive here long you know..." You said.
"Yeah..." Loke said. "And the longer you stay here the more worried I get you know? I worry about you every night when I'm sleeping thinking that'll you'll already dead by the next day...you know that right?" You asked. Loke nodded. "I know..." "I care about you not as a subject to the kingdom but as my family Leo...along with the other Celestial Spirits! I love you all very much!" Your eyes soften. "You know for a FACT that your time is almost up and...I..." You look into Loke's eyes seeing the depressed look in his eyes and sighed. "I'll stop..." You say turning away. "Scolding and backtalking is not a way of a Princess..."
"I see your still a proper lady from many years ago...just like your mother..." Loke said. Your eyes darkened as you stared at the ground. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't speak of her name...she died in this world too remember?" You asked. "Oh...that right...sorry..." Loke said. "It would be a shame if another loved one of mine had to die in this world too..." You said. Loke said nothing after that. You slowly walked away. "I am going home now..." You said. You then stopped in your tracks and looked back at Loke. "I know Lucy's a Celestial Wizard and all...but give her a break she's not like other Celestial Wizards like the one you knew...Please...she actually CARES for her spirits and treats them like family..." You said. "Ok..." Loke said. 'Is that really all you could say?' You thought. You say nothing and walk out of the resturant.
The next morning at the guild you kept Lucy company by the bar...well that was before you had to patch up Natsu AND Gray's bandages from their death pillow fight. You didn't even know that pillows could cause so much damage to a single body...guess it was just a human thing was all you thought. They constantly screamed and fought with each other while you laid on the table as your ears twitched in irritation. You semi anime teared. "If this keeps up...I'm gonna have to start using hearing aids...my ears hurt like CRAZY...I'm getting to olddddd!" You whined.
"LUCY! I WON THE PILLOW FIGHT RIGHT?!" Natsu and Gray shouted. Lucy gave them a blank stare. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?! HER EARS HURT! SO PUT A SOCK IN IT! SHE'S OLD SO LET HER GET SOME REST!" Lucy shouted. Natsu and Gray looked scared. "We're sorry! We'll be quiet now!" They cried. You lifted your head off the table and stared at Lucy wide eyed. "Damn! White girls mad!" You said slightly amused. Natsu and Gray then walked away sadly.
You watched Lucy nibble on a stick of cheese which forced a grin on your face. Happy walked over to you both. "Hey Happy? You seen Fuse?" You asked. Happy turned to you. "He's on a date with Garnett" You widen your eyes. "AGAIN?!" "My god! Instead of staying to chill with me he leaves me by myself with only a white GURL to talk to!" "Don't be like that! You got plenty of friends!" Happy said. You sighed and slightly stroked Happy's head. "No Happy...I have no friends!" You say jokingly. "I'm your friend..." Lucy said calmly. You smirk at her. "Awww...thanks white girl!" You say leaning over to slightly hug her.
You then pull away and sip on your cup of Rabbit Blood with earphones to slurp in. You then chewed on a drumstick you brought from home. Happy looked up at Lucy. "You seem like your in a bad mood" "Deal with it! I'm always like this!" Lucy said coldly. "White girls in bitch mode today!" You said smirking. Lucy sighed. "Would you shut up?" "Bitch..." You muttered. Lucy sighed again. "Look I'm sorry...I just have a lot on my mind right now..." "It's ok" You said. Happy smiled at Lucy. "Hey you can always talk to me!" He said eagerly. You giggled. "You are too cute!" With that you poked Happy's white underbelly making him giggle a bit.
A group of girls then charged into the guild and went for Mirajane. You raised an eyebrow. "Either One Direction is around or we having White Girls Convention" "I've been looking ALL over for Loke! Where is he?!" One girl cried. "I can't believe he ran out on me!" Another girl said. "What are you doing here huh?" One girl asked. "I could ask you the same thing!" Another said angrily. "LOKE! COME BACK!" One girl cried. "What's going on?" Lucy asked. "There a bunch of girls from around town...from the looks of things they all think they're Loke's girlfriends" Happy said. "Those girls are a bunch of thirsty little thots!" You said rolling your eyes.
"Last night he said he wanted to break up with me!" One girl cried. "And he broke up with me too!" Another girl cried. "And me!" The other whimpered. "What's going on?" One girl asked. You glared at them. "WILL ALL OF Y'ALL WHITE GIRLS SHUT UP?!" You shouted. Everyone in the guild turned to you and all of the 'white girls' looked at you surprised. "God DAMN! Y'all thirsty as HELL! Go do something with your life! DAMN!" You yelled. "Oh just leave us alone Kitsuna!" One girl cried. "Yeah! We we're talking to Mirajane!" Another cried.
You glared at them. "THAT'S THE F****** PROBLEM BITCH! Leave Mirajane alone and get your flat ironing board asses outta here!" The girls glared at you. "Flat?!" One cried. One girl frowned. "Hey...I have a butt too..." You narrowed your eyes at her. "Honey? We all know you wearing padded panties under that skirt..." The girl gasped as she blushed in embarrassment. "You want ass? I'd eat..." You then turn to Lucy. "Whatever this white girl ate to get a black girls booty..." "I was born with this figure..." Lucy said. "Lucky you, white girl..." You said.
"UGH! FORGET IT! Mira! WHERES LOKE?!" One girl cried. "WHY DOESN'T HE WANT ME ANYMORE HUH?" Another asked. Mirajane looked nervous. "Uh...well..." "Is he getting married to another girl?" One girl asked. "Uh...no..." Mirajane cried. "Who IS SHE?! Is it someone from the guild?!" One girl demanded. "LUCY! SAVE ME!" Mirajane cried. Lucy sweatdropped as the multiple girls surrounded her. You smiled eagerly. "Ooh! We having a white girl fight?" You then pull out your iphone 6 plus. "Ima bout to post this on WorldStarHipHop!" You said getting your phone ready.
"So is THIS the girl?!" One girl asked angrily. "Well she looks like a TRAMP!" Another girl said spat. "She thinks she's cute!" Another girl said. "Loke's gonna marry HER?!" One girl asked. Lucy then ran away screaming much to your frustration. "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRAG ME INTO THIS MESS MIRA?!" Lucy cried. You glare at her. "White girl? CAN'T YOU FIGHT?!" "Guess not!" Happy said. You then turn to the four desperate girls. "Hey you? White girl!" You said. The one girl looked at you. "Me?" She asked. "Yeah you! C'mere a sec" You said making a figure gesture. "Um...ok..." The girl said nervously as she walked towards you.
"Yeah that's good! C'mere!" You said as she walked even closer to you. When she got close enough you shot up from your seat and punch the girl the nose with a loud POP! "OWWWWWW!" The girl cried as she fell back onto the ground clutching her nose. Her comrades screamed in horror seeing blood leak from the poor girls nose. "THAT! WAS FOR BOTHERING MIRAJANE AND HURTING MY EARS! YOUR THIRSTY LOOKING ASS!" You shouted as the bleeding girl sobbed. "How could you?" The other girl cried. You glare at her and rush up to yank her by the hair and pulling some of it out making her scream.
You then took off your one heel and grab the girl by the hair and beat her head with every shout. "...Bitch!...Bitch!...Bitch!...Bitch!...BITCHHHHHHHHHH!" The girl automatically was bruised with many bumps on her head. You then whack her nose with the heel punching her to the ground making her cry she began to crawl away but you rush up to inplant your foot in her butt making her unable to move. You watch as the last two of the girls walk backwards away from you. "Where you going?" You asked. The girls freaked out. You then toss your iphone 6 plus back for Mirajane to catch and she did. "Sweetie? Get this for Instagram for me?" "Okay!" Mirajane said happily. She then began to film you beat up the last to girls until their hair was ripped out and their lips and noses were bleeding. "Oh my goodness!"
Later that night you and Lucy walked out of the Magnolia public bathhouse carrying your bath tools. "I thought you'd be frustrated so I thought taking you here would calm yourself. You happy Lucy?" You asked. Lucy gave you a ^^ smile. "Yeah! It was great! Thanks for taking me here Kitsuna!" She said as she scratched your right ear. "Your welcome!" You said. Loke then walked over to the both of you. A look of slight disgust spreads on your face. "Try this..." He said as he handed you both flavored milk. "Gimmie!" You say snatching the milk. Loke and Lucy watched in surprise as you drank the milk in one gulp.
"Ahh..." You sigh as you wipe the milk from your lips. "You could have drank it slowly you know" Lucy said. "I love my milk..." You said. You slowly turned to Loke widening your eyes. "Gimmie MORE!" You said. "No problem..." He said as he handed you his milk. You snatched it and greedily gulped it down. Lucy sweatdropped. "Just so you know I had a rough day today thanks to your stupid fan club" Lucy said. "Oh don't worry girl! Check on my Instagram page and you'll see what happened to them" You said. Lucy raised an eyebrow. "...What did you do?" "Check Instagram and see" You said. "I'm scared too...what did you do?" Lucy asked. "Forget that now...lets put that behind us..." Loke said.
"The sky sure is pretty huh?" Lucy asked. You looked up in the sky seeing the twinkling stars. "Yeah..." Loke said. "It's kinda silly but I always wonder where those stars end up..." Lucy said. "...Yeah that is kinda silly!" You laughed. Lucy growled a bit and then continued staring up at the stars pretending to ignore you. "I feel sorry for them..." Loke said. You and Lucy stare at him in confusion. "Just think...when they fall from the sky they could never return to heaven..." Loke said sadly. "It's sad right?" He asked. This made you seem twitched. 'Is he referring to me? The star that fell from the sky? Never to return to her kingdom to see her beloved sisters?' You thought sadly.
You sighed. "That is sad..." Lucy looked at you slightly surprised at your responce. She then stared into Loke's eyes and then glared at him. "That's one of your sappy pick up lines isn't it? I can't believe you almost fooled me twice!" "You saw right through me..." Loke chuckled. You widen your eyes. "WHAT?! AND I FELL FOR IT?!" You asked shocked. "Yep!" Lucy said. You glare at Loke. "God dammit Loke!" You said as you slightly punch his shoulder. He just laughed and pulled you into a sudden hug. "Huh?" You look at him surprised feeling him tighten the hug. He then pulled away from you quickly. "Sorry..." He said. "Uh..." Lucy said nervously. You stared at Loke worriedly as he turned and walked away. "I'm glad we all got to talk again...goodbye..." He said. You frowned. 'Oh Leo...'
Later that night you went back to the apartment with Lucy. Happy was there too. You heard the sound of kissing and moaning come from your room. "Oh...Fuse!" You heard Garnett moan. You heard Fuse snicker. "I'm gonna make you a star..." He said. You heard Garnett giggle teasingly. Lucy blushed deeply. "How scandulous!" Happy said cheekily. You glare and bang on Lucy's door that connected to your room. "Y'all BETTER be just making out in there! And if y'alls having sex you BETTER be using a kitty condom cause I am NOT gonna stop at ShopRite to buy some fishy baby food if Garnett gets pregnant!" You yell. "Kitty condom huh?" Lucy asked sweatdropping. "Good one!" Happy said.
You sat on Lucy's bed. "Well I'm staying in here then until they stop!" You said. "Ok! I was just about to summon a Celestial Spirit. Let's see if you recognize this guy" Lucy said smiling. You look at her confused. "Huh?" "Open! Gate of the Southern Cross! Crux!" Lucy said summoning Crux. He then appeared floating in the air seemingly sleeping. "This guy is a Celestial Spirit?" Happy asked. "Yep! Sometimes I like to call him Grandpa Crux" Lucy said. You smiled at Crux. You remembered your days in the kingdom during the days you and your family went to your private church and Crux served as the Priest. He often went to sleep during bible scriptures that he had to read which you found pretty funny.
You go over to Lucy's fridge and pull out a jar of pickles and a bowl of porridge. You pour the pickles along with the vinegar juice with it and mix it with the porridge. "Eww!" Lucy said in disgust. "What are you doing Tsuna?" Happy asked. You ignored him and stuck a spoon in the porridge and walked back to Crux. "Pickled Porridge?" You offered. Crux immediately shot his eyes open and snatched the Pickled Porridge from your hands and automatically began to eat it. "Whoa! He's awake!" Lucy said surprised. "Your welcome..." You say as you sit on the bed.
"Crux I need you to look up something...could you use your power to look up which Celestial Wizard Loke's met in the past?" Lucy asked. The trick question made your ears twitch but at the same time you were also curious as to who caused Loke to feel the pain and sorrow he feels today. Crux stopped eating and closed his eyes as a bell was heard. You knew Crux was searching. After a moment Crux screamed. "Did you find any info?" Lucy asked.
"Loke was once connected to a Celestial Wizard named Karen Lilica!" Crux explained. This caused you and Lucy to gasp in shock. "Karen Lilica?" Lucy asked shocked. "But she was really famous! She was in the Blue Pegasus Guild but then she died on a job!" Lucy said. "...IT WAS HER?!" You asked shocked as you stood up. 'She was the one who caused Loke suffering?' You thought. Lucy and Happy looked at you surprised. "What was 'her'?" Lucy asked shocked.
You look at her. "Huh?" You then blush. "OH! I mean..." 'Oh my god if I shout out any hints Lucy will get suspicious and then it would lead me to telling her Loke's secret!' You thought. "Did you know her?" Lucy asked. You turned to her. "THAT GIRLS A BITCH! UH UH!" You said shaking her head. "Wow! I thought someone like you would be friends with her!" Lucy said. "HELL NO! That white girls a little s***! If she was still alive I'd smack the devil outta that bitch!" You yell. Happy sweatdropped. "I'm guessing you consider everyone you hate to be white..." "Yo...lemmie tell y'all what happened when I met this bitch..." You began.
MINI FLASHBACK(Years ago Prior to start of the Series):
You were currently at the Magical House working the bartender shift alongside your fellow co workers Cherese and Talia. You were currently pouring some alcohol to some men as you gossiped with Cherese and Talia. "Excuse me?" You heard. The three of you turned seeing a beautiful green haired woman. "I am Karen Lilica!" She said. "Karen Lilica? From Sorcerer Weekly?" Talia asked excitedly. "Girl what you doing here? You here for the job?" Cherese asked smiling.
Karen smiled back. "Actually... I've come...to say a few things..." She said. You listened in as you cleaned a wine glass. "It's about this...'Magical House' of yours..." Karen began. "...I dislike it...it's disgusting..." She said. You slowly turn to Karen seeing a look of annoyance spread on her face. Cherese raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?" "Oh your excused! But I'm not gonna excuse this dirty w**** house that is full of dirty hoochie tatas who keep stealing MY men!" Karen said angrily.
"WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?!" Cherese asked loudly. More heads turned in her direction. "Easy Cherese..." Talia said blocking her from doing any damage. She glared at Karen. "Maybe 'your men' come here because they are sick of being around some bitching little white girl! No man wants to marry a thing like you!" Karen looked at her in disgust. "'WHITE GIRL?!' Listen Missy! I can make your life MISERABLE!" Karen threatened. Cherese and Talia rolled their eyes and Karen quickly took notice.
"Oh roll your eyes at me will you? I see...ok that's IT! I'm gonna have this 'hoochie house' TEARED DOWN for good! See if you'll roll your eyes at me your dirty skanks!" Karen yelled. Cherese and Talia gasped. "You can't tear this place down!" Cherese cried. "Oh yes I can..." Karen said smirking. You set your wine glass cup down and go over to her. Karen looked at you in disgust. "If it isn't the Top W**** herself...Kitsuna Kardashi-" "-LISTEN bitch! I want you to get up and walk your little ass out of here right NOW!" You threatened.
"Just who are you to talk to ME like that? Do you know who I am?!" Karen asked. "Yeah I know who you are...you a model in Sorcerer Weekly!" You said. "For a model she sure can't dress!" Talia said making Cherese laugh. "HEY!" Karen shouted. You scanned her outfit and raise an eyebrow. "What the hell? You tryna be Lady Gaga? What are you WEARING?!" "ME?! Look at your outfit!" Karen scoffed. "Just who in the right mind wears a bikini top WITH a skunk furred jacket-" You began. Karen glared at you. "-SKUNK FUR?!" "-WITH a long tight skirt, fishnet and high heels with a winter hat?" You finished.
Multiple brothel workers snickered along with the guests. Karen looked uncomfortable. "ARE YOU HOT OR ARE YOU COLD?" You asked. "NO! She STUPID!" Cherese interjected. You, Talia and Cherese then bursted out laughing as Karen growled in anger. "This is fashion! And you! Your outfit is-!" "-Oh NO NO NO NO! Honey! Lemmie finish!" You interrupted. "YOU need to know your seasons! Because for a bitching cunt of a model...you CLEARLY CANNOT DRESS!"
You snapped your fingers and a brothel worker obediently brings you a glass wine cup of alcohol. You smiled at it for a moment and then smirk at a growling Karen. "HM!" With that you splash the alcohol all over Karen's clothes. She gasped in shock as she got up seeing the stain of alcohol spilling onto her bikini top and skirt making it look like she peed herself. A few of the brothel works gasped and laughed in amusement. Karen's face turned red in anger as she growled furiously. Two brothel worker walked up to Karen. "Cunt!" With that she yanked on her hair. "AHH!" Karen cried. "White piece of s***!" The other brothel worker then pushed Karen off the stool harshly making her hit the ground. "OF ALL THE NERVE!" Karen shouted as she glared at you. "...Get your bitch ass out of MY Slut House!" You said. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'LL GET YOU W****S FOR THIS!" Karen then stomped out of the Magical House angrily.
Everyone in the Magical House clapped and cheered for you. "I can't believe you stood up to THE Karen Lilica!" Talia said surprised. You smile and turned to Cherese. "You got all that for Twitter?" You asked. "You know it girl!" She said showing you some footage on her iphone 4s. You smiled and did a little dance with Cherese and Talia behind the counter. "YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
END OF FLASHBACK
You were dancing as you finished your story. Lucy and Happy stared in horror. "I can't believe you told off Karen Lilica!" Lucy said surprised. "That girls a bitch! It wasn't the first time I was bitching at her! The two of us would be having Twitter Wars...s***..." You laughed. "And she was bitching on Twitter all because I had more followers than her! Not my fault nobody like her!" Lucy just shook her head at you. "Your unbelievable..." "Aye! That's Tsuna for ya!" Happy said.
Lucy turned to Crux. "What was the relationship between Karen Lilica and Loke?" "I can't say anymore..." Crux said. He then drifted to sleep. "Aw man...I really wanted to know..." Lucy cried. You sighed. "Well Lucy...maybe it's better if things were left unsaid you know?" Lucy looked at you confused. "Huh?" You turn away. "I mean...it's Loke's life...none of our business...or yours anyway for his sake..." You said. "What do you...mean?" Lucy asked. You turn to her seeing the look of suspicion in her eye which made you feel somewhat nervous.
You sharply turn away and got up. You walk over to the kitchen. "Wait!" Lucy cried. "It's my night to wash dishes...again..." You said as you turn on the sink water. You pick up a sponge and squeeze on some soap and then pick up a plate. Suddenly the sink had turned off. You look seeing that Lucy's arm had turned it off. "Hey!" You cried. You gasped a bit seeing Lucy glare at you. "You know something...don't you...?!" She asks. "What? What are you talking about?" You asked scarred.
"You DO know something about Loke! TELL ME WHAT IT IS!" Lucy demanded. You turn back to the sink and pick up the sponge. "I don't know what your talking about Lucy..." You said sadly. Lucy to your surprise knocked the sponge out of your hand. You turned to her. "Lucy...!" "You know something Kitsuna! Tell me the truth about Loke!" She yelled. You knew she was on to you and you couldn't avoid it any longer. "It's none of your business Lucy..." You said.
"It IS my business! Loke is MY friend! Now tell me what's up!" Lucy yelled. "I don't have to tell you anything..." You said. Lucy looked fustraited. "Yes you are!" She demanded. You looked to the side. "...Because if you don't...I will tell everyone YOUR secret!" Lucy threatened. You gasped looking at her surprised. "What secret? I wanna know!" Happy cried. "No!" You cried worridly. "Yes! I WILL tell them!" Lucy said. "Please! Don't! Don't tell them!" You pleaded. "Then tell me the truth about Loke!" Lucy demanded. You bit your lip in defeat and stared at the glaring Lucy sadly. "I...Loke...he's not what you think Lucy..." You began. "What do you mean?" Lucy asked. "...Well...I..." You began. "Loke...he's really..."
You finished telling Lucy the truth and you had chased after her outside that night only to find Loke by the waterfall where Karen's grave was. "Loke!" Lucy cried. He turned seeing the two of you. "That's Karen's grave isn't it?" She asked surprisingly Loke. "She was a great Celestial Wizard and she had a contract with you right?" "...The Spirit Loke...no...Leo...the Lion..." Lucy finished. Loke turned to you. "You told her?!" "I had no choice...she threatened to tell my secret if I didn't..." You said. "She knows...about you?!" Loke asks.
You slowly take off your Magical Wig revealing your beautiful teal hair. "I told her awhile ago...because she is my friend..." You turn to Lucy. "And I trust her..." You saw Lucy give you a small smile before the two of you turn back to Loke. "Your contact with Karen should have ended on the day she died. I don't understand why you're still here...I know that spirits can stay in this world long...Kitsuna kept saying how everyday she worries that you might just die one day" Lucy said.
"That's right...it's been three years now..." Loke said. "Thats crazy!" Lucy cried. "I used some of my power and did the best I could to keep Loke alive for awhile but I knew that I was running low on magic power and it made me feel weak..." You said putting a hand on your chest. "That's why you've been eating Pickled Porridge! To keep your heart going!" Lucy said. You nodded. "I can't keep it on much longer..." Loke said.
"I have to save you! I could open a gate for you! Tell me why you can't go back to the Spirit World" Lucy demanded. "You don't need to save me..." Loke said. "I care about you Leo! As Princess I can't allow those from my family to fall! That's not the Fenie way!" You said. "We're not family..." He said sadly. "I THINK of you as family! You were always there for me when I was sad and miserable back in the kingdom! And now I want to be there for you!" You cried.
"I can't go back...I broke a certain law that goes between human and spirit..." Leo said. You gasped. "Oh thats right..." "You know about that?" Lucy asked. "I almost forgot..." You said sadly. "As a result I was banished from the world for eternity..." Loke said. "...And then that was when you ran into me when you came to this world and joined Fairy Tail...it made me feel so shocked when you told me what happened...I was determined to save you...and I wanna keep saving you..." You said.
"I must face my punishment!" Loke began. You gasped. "I'm a betrayer to my own kind-" "-NO STOP! DON'T SAY THAT!" You cry as you shake your head covering your ears as the Ending Music played. "Kitsuna?" Lucy asked worriedly. His words brought sudden guilt to you since you 'betrayed' your own kingdom. "I was contracted to Karen...but she died...because I killed her..." Loke said. You and Lucy widen your eyes and gasped taking in this information. 'It was you...?' You thought.
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