We've all had some embarassing secrets about ourselves...so it makes sense that the Hazards, Musaki and Arizona have some embarassing secrets too.


Embarassing Secrets

One evening in the Jade Palace where everything seemed kinda quiet at the barracks and Musaki, Arizona and the gang were hanging out at Musaki's room for a little while and Musaki started telling everyone about his one embarassing secret that he had endured a long time ago.

"So...I was about to take a bath, right? Well, I got most of my stuff ready and proceeded to clean myself up due to a day full of training. I eventually got myself clean and went to dry myself off. Little did I know that the towel I used made my fur really messy and it was poofed up out of nowhere...but that wasn't even the worst part; Po came in the bathhouse to bathe as well and when I turned around, there he was...standing there naked." Musaki explained.

Most of the gang were laughing with him and never thought Musaki would experience something completely embarassing at that and Skyler asked, "Did he really?"

"Sadly, yes. But Po freaked out when he saw my fur all messy and stuff and I freaked out because he saw me naked. So that was embarassing enough for both of us." Musaki added.

"You never told me that part." Arizona said, holding his laughter.

Musaki then stared at him and he said, "You'd feel the same way if Po was there too."

Arizona did admit that he had a good point at this and replied, "Guess you're right about that one."

Tamaki tried to compose himself from all the laughing and he turned to Arizona and asked, "What's your embarassing moment?"

Arizona lets out a little blush at that and he said, "It's too embarassing to tell."

"But tell us anyway." Takami added.

Arizona sighed at this and said, "All right. Well...there was one morning in particular that I freakin' overslept because I had to babysit Max and Tae Kwan Do until at least 12:30 in the morning. Luckily, their bedtime was about 3 1/2 hours earlier and I went back to the palace 20 minutes later and just fell asleep. Sunrise came in and I realized that I had overslept 2 hours behind and I ran out of my room and just headed straight to the training hall...only to my surprise, everyone was staring at me completely shocked and a little bit disturbed. I looked down and that's when it hit me...I didn't have any clothes on."

Musaki then burst out laughing at that and he said, "I remember that part, actually. Tigress completely fainted after she stared at your...wolf parts."

Arizona groans at that and he said, "But my grey-ish fur was messier so...they didn't really see too much. But that wasn't the end of it...Master Shifu gave me two punishments I had to endure...one is sparring with Tigress for a week after she fainted and another is to do Po's chores."

Ryo winced at this and he said, "Must've been painful, dude."

"The chores...I took it well. But sparring with Tigress...I could not cope with that." Arizona added, with a shudder.

"What about you guys? Do you have any embarassing moments?" asked Musaki.

Most of the Hazards paused for a second and they did have some moments that wish they would forget and Takami went ahead first and he said, "Okay...back when I was like 10, I had eaten lunch with Ryo and Skyler at the orphanage and I felt completely sick to my stomach that most of what I had eaten had almost came back up on me. I figured something was wrong with me and before I could even excuse myself...I threw up in front of everyone and I got made fun of."

Skyler then remembers what had happened and said, "Oh yeah...I remember that. You never did answer my question if you were okay."

"Whoa...what had happened before you puked?" asked Kiba.

Takami turned to Kiba for a second and said, "I think it's better that you don't know."

Ryo clears his throat and said, "Well...I've had many embarassing moments in my life and there was one in particular that I remember very clearly...one that I wished would go away. It was one night that I was asleep back at the orphanage and I had this crazy dream I had where this huge dragon was chasing me, trying to burn me and when I woke up...I felt something wet on my bed. And the minute I pulled my covers, I completely peed myself...out of my butt."

Kiba began laughing hysterically at that and rolled around on the ground after hearing what Ryo had said and it made Ryo a little irritated to hear this from Kiba. Musaki and Arizona stared at him in a trance-like state and both asked, "You did?"

"Yes. And I had no idea I could do that." Ryo stated.

"I told you not to drink any water before bed." Skyler said, in a stern voice.

"I was 11, Sky. I didn't know any better." Ryo defended.

Skyler scoffs at this and she said, "Well...there was one embarassing moment that had the name 'Mercer' written all over it."

Skyler glared at Ryo after making that statement where this one particular moment may had something to do with Ryo and she said, "We were playing hide and seek when we were kids, right? I was gonna look for Ryo...as I always do and when I found him, he was hanging around the tree branch to impress me and the second the branch fell, Ryo also fell down onto me and his mouth almost went to my lips and all of the other kids said that we were kissing. I have never felt so embarassed in my life."

"Aw, come on! I thought you'd gotten over it!" Ryo shouted.

"I had nightmares of that moment because of you!" Skyler snapped.

Ryo didn't rally say anything about it and then he asked, "Was I good kisser even then?"

Skyler slapped Ryo in the face after that and she said, "You're such a sick dog!"

Arizona clears his throat for a second and he said, "All right, guys. Let's try to calm ourselves down. The last thing I would want to see is you two fighting over something that had happened years ago."

Tamaki nods his head in agreement and he said, "Arizona's right. This one embarassing moment came to me in particular just a few weeks ago and...I usually pull tricks on Kalia for fun, right? One day, she told me that she was gonna get me back...and she put something on one of my noodles and as I ate it...I felt something bubbling in my stomach and once it got to me, I had to go to the bathroom to take a 45 minute dump."

Takami dropped his jaw in shock and Kiba snickered to keep his laughter to himself and Ryo only told him, "You what?"

"Kalia got me really good...yet it caused most of the house to smell my crap. We had to open every window and door for almost an hour and my mom did find out and she was so grounded." Tamaki added.

"Bet that was embarassing." Musaki added.

"I was humiliated by my own sister." Tamaki said.

Layla lets out a big sigh and she said, "Well, my one embarassing moment is when me and Takami were out swimming alone together and we had some fun...until I came to the dressing room and accidently peeked at Takami's butt."

Takami froze for a second and turned to Layla and asked, "Seriously?"

"I was embarassed for you." Layla said, nervously.

"And how long ago?" asked Takami.

"Two months ago." Layla replied.

Takami lets out a blush and he told Layla, "And you're telling me this now?"

"I'm so sorry, Takami. I guess I should've known better." Layla replied.

Takami lets out a big sigh and just brushed it off for a second and told her, "It's fine. It's no big deal now."

Ryo snickered about that particular moment until Takami lets out an annoyed growled at Ryo and after that, it became Faith's turn to reveal something deeply embarassing.

"The one moment I had was when I received a dare from one of my friends when I was a cub to jump off the low dive in a swimming pool just to impress my friends and as I was going on the high dive, I suddenly looked down and realized how high I had really gotten and that was when I thought to myself...'Why am I doing this?'...so I didn't even move and I got called 'fraidy cheetah' as soon as I got down."

Hope looks over at Faith and he gave her a hug for support and told her, "I'm sorry you had to go through that."

"Thanks, Hope." Faith said.

"Oh, yeah...I think I might've remembered that moment. I had to defend you from the teasing and brought you out of there." Kiba stated.

Faith looked to Kiba and she said, "And I thank you for that, Kiba."

Hope then clears his throat and said, "If you wanna hear embarassing...my dad told me a joke while I was eating some noodles and I guess it really made me laugh so hard. But what happened next...would really change. I was laughing so hard that two strings of noodles came out of my nose."

"Ewww!" everyone exclaimed.

"That's disgusting." Skyler added.

Hope rolled his eyes and said, "The worst part...the girl I tried to impress was completely freaked out and just left the shop. Wallowed on my self-pity for 5 days after that."

Faith then looks over at Hope and asked, "Who's the girl?"

"This girl I had a crush on when I was like nine. I guess she thought I was disgusting at that time." Hope replied.

Faith chuckled at that and she said, "But...now you've got me...so it was her loss. And I'll always laugh when you make a few jokes. You're still the sweetest person I've even known."

"Aw, thanks." Hope said, blushing.

Kiba was next to tell this story and he said, "Okay, this one may be a little embarassing to tell you...I was doing some kung-fu moves and while I was practicing, I heard something rip from behind and that's when I discovered that I split my pants...but it was split in the front. I tried my best not to do another move and next thing I knew...my pants became fully ripped. So I made my way to my room, trying not to be seen as hard as I could...and then when I finally made it to the barracks...Master Shifu saw me on my underwear and I had to get to my room as quickly as I could before Shifu screamed at me."

Ryo then laughed hysterically at this one this time and he said, "Oh, man...I wished I would've seen that!"

"Ryo!" Faith growled.

"Sorry...but it was so funny." Ryo said.

Kiba lets out a deep sigh and he said, "Guess I deserved it, Ryo."

Finally, Kaizer was the last one to tell his embarassing secret and the white tiger was completely reluctant to spill it, but after some coaxing from Hope, he then said..."All right...I was already finished taking a bath one night and I dried myself off, right? I would've covered myself up or at least got dressed if a certain bear hadn't have fallen into the bathroom because he didn't see me standing there."

Kaizer glared at Hope with a dangerous growl and he said, "I was freakin' naked!"

"I didn't even know you were there, Kai! Plus, I had no idea you could have your...tiger parts backwards." Hope added.

"Run...now." Kaizer growls.

Hope knew the cue as he burst out running out of the room and Kaizer chases him around the hallways of the barracks while the others sat there, surprised.

"You guys wanna see what happens next?" asked Musaki.

"You read my mind." Takami added.

Everyone quickly got out of the room to see the chase take place and while Kaizer chases Hope, they were unaware that there was a mini-audience sitting there, watching the entire chase show.


Hilarious, I know. Hazards, please weigh in and stick around for more! Can you believe we're getting closer to Halloween?!