BlondAttack: Hey Michelle!
Mich: Hey Haylie, saw what you did on the Dirt Sheet…impressive!
BlondAttack: Yeah, I take all the credit on that
Mich: I'm surprised you could just stand them.
BlondAttack: Well, mostly John, Mike I could have a lot of work on…(L)
Mich: Well, you'll get used to him…somehow. Anyways, are you going to go to ringside to see who you'll be facing at SS for the Divas title?
BlondAttack: Yeah, I need to see who I'm fighting against, right?
Mich: Yeah, good point. And if I win that match, good luck in advance (:
BlondAttack: Thx Mich (: Same goez for you (:
Mich: So…
BlondAttack: Michelle, I swear to God if you bring up that topic again, I would cut off your head :P
Mich: :O you wouldn't do that too your best friend, would you?
BlondAttack: Maybe, anyways I G2G…love you best friend (: (L)
Haylie got off her laptop only to hear Mike said, "Great, I still can't get the paint out of my hair."
"Huh, maybe the green would look good in it. The way it was before looked horrible." Haylie said.
"Look who's talking Carrot Top." Mike said.
"You're the one who made me look like a girl version of Carrot Top shut up." Haylie said.
"Could you guys please stop fighting for like a minute?" John asked.
"No." Haylie said.
"See, orange blondy is right." Mike said.
"Shut up." Haylie said.
"Make me loser." Mike said.
"Last time I checked, "
"Huh, maybe the green would look good in it. The way it was before looked horrible." Haylie said.
"Look who's talking Carrot Top." Mike said.
"You're the one who made me look like a girl version of Carrot Top shut up." Haylie said.
"Could you guys please stop fighting for like a minute?" John asked.
"No." Haylie said.
"See, orange blondy is right." Mike said.
"Shut up." Haylie said.
"Make me loser." Mike said.
"Last time I checked, you're the loser." Haylie said, then muttered "Cock slut."
"So gay jokes are now we're resorting to? Real mature Haylie." Mike said.
"Well, John is it true that Mike does act like he's gay?" Haylie asked.
"Yes." John replied quick.
"Why are you siding with this chick?" Mike asked.
"I thought 'this chick' was 'your chick' and the reason I'm siding with Haylie is that I don't want to get killed." John said.
"Exactly." Haylie said before randomly kicking Mike in the shin.
"So are you guys going to stop any time soon?" John asked.
"No." Haylie said. "Not anytime soon anyways."
"Yeah, and that would be until she stops abusing me." Mike said.
"This is just weird, usually in abusive relationships, the guy abuses the girl, not the other way around." John said.
"Finally you're on my side on this." Mike said.
"I was just making a comment, I'm neutral." John said.
"I thought you'd said you were on Haylie's side?" Mike asked.
"That's just for you to shut up, I'm neutral." John said.
"Oh shut up pretty boy." Mike said.
"Hey." Haylie said, kicking Mike's already hurt shin. "That's my line against him."
"Then what's you're line against me?" Mike asked.
"Loser gay boy who has no taste in fashion." Haylie replied.
"That's mean." Mike said.
"I know, that's why I'm using it." Haylie said.
"Carrot top." Mike muttered before being kicked for the fifth time today. "How can you hear that?"
"Just can loser."