Chapter 26: Housing for Trouble
Once again, Chris McLean was going to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama World of Fantasies, the Duke of Nuts wanted pudding, and lots of it! Unfortunately, the local talking squirrels would do whatever it takes to protect the Duke of Nuts from his pudding problems.
That left poor Team Underdogs to be chased down by those squirrels to which poor Sissy somehow tripped as old Johnny believed it was none other than Draco himself who was involved in the mishap. Not to mention being embarrassed by being attacked by the squirrels. That left poor Sissy to be voted off her team, and out of Draco's way of ensuring his goals, whatever they might be. So who'll be voted off in the next round of eliminations, here on Camp Drama World of Fantasies!
End of Commentary.
Mandy was quite pleased that her team had gotten in first place to which Riley was also feeling quite calm along with other competent team members such as Danielle.
"This is indeed the life" said Mandy.
"Yeah, but we really should concentrate on going after Draco, I speculate he might behind taking out his own" said Riley who was referring to Sissy being voted off.
"And why should we help whoever hates Draco in that team?" asked Mandy.
"So you're saying we shouldn't go after Draco?" asked Riley who wasn't happy.
"Look, I am saying I'd concentrate on winning challenges from now on after what happen to old Billy what's his face" replied Mandy.
"Suit yourself" said Riley, "more fun for me."
Yet for the last place for Team Underdogs, Johnny didn't want to cause tensions with Draco just yet, but he knew Draco was behind getting rid of Sissy. Lance, however was trying to lobby Johnny into an alliance with him and Ilana to fight Draco.
"Come on, we can do this, we know he was behind getting rid of your friend Sissy" said Lance to Johnny.
"Yeah, I know that, but I don't want to draw any attention to him" said Johnny to which Draco was trying to sleep.
"Hmm, perhaps what we need to do is to make a certain vampire girl go batty against her ally" said Lance referring to Marceline who was also taking a nap.
While the teams were going to receive their first meals of the day, with first class receiving first class versions of it. A certain Robert Freeman was having second thoughts on teaming up with Draco to have his grandsons and their friend Jazmine join him and Marceline in an alliance, as Robert was cleaning up the kitchen car after Shrek, Chef and Donkey had left, Robert discovered Draco's cheat sheet that was in a secret self.
"So that's how the little cheater managed to know every challenge Chris had ever thrown" said Robert to himself, "I would hand this to Chris, but it'd draw attention to me and my grandsons."
Robert took out a camera and took a photo of the cheat sheet up and close before Shrek, Chef and Donkey were coming back, he had placed the cheat sheet back where he had found it. About a few minutes later, the photo was uploaded to a computer that was on the train which was in Chris' private train that Robert had access to and began to print out the cheat sheets for his two grandsons and Jazmine.
"Now let's see this little cheater get played by his own game" laughed Robert as he had the copies of the cheat sheet with him.
As the train stopped at its destination, members of all the teams were shocked to see they hadn't traveled too far.
"What's up with this Chris?" asked Rachel to which members of the Total Drama alumni brought out cut out boards of houses.
"Today's challenge is that you'll have to appease an grass ogre" laughed Chris, "who is named Donnie who likes to bully house people."
"You mean there are actual people who live like this?" cried Jimmy who still couldn't stand the illogical part of this world.
"Yes Jimmy, there are" laughed Chris.
As the contestants were forced to wear cut out boards, Draco thought of an advantage of blackmailing some members of the Total Drama alumni to which Draco knew they would NOT be voted off. A certain Courtney to which Draco had a file on was helping putting on Jazmine's cutout board of a house.
"Excuse me miss, if you don't mind helping me with my house suit?" asked Draco to Courtney.
"Yeah, I'm on it" sighed Courtney.
"So, you're the one who managed to put a good squeeze on Chris during season 2, right?" asked Draco to Courtney.
"Yeah, what about it?" asked Courtney who was putting the finishing touches on Draco's house costume which was obviously a mansion.
"What's your little secret?" asked Draco.
"I sued Chris" replied Courtney.
"Sue, really, very interesting, and can I have the contacts of your law firm?" asked Draco, "I want to prevent some of my adversaries from coming back into the game."
"Wait a second, you're forming an alliance with me, are you?" asked Courtney.
"Hey, I am just playing the game" replied Draco, "so hand it over so that no one else can legally sue old Chris."
"Fine" said Courtney as she handed over some documents to Draco.
Lance was obviously becoming quite suspicious of Draco's little chat with Courtney, to which it was too late as Chris was going to announce why they were being humiliated.
"What's the point of dressing us up like houses?" asked Janet.
"Oh, you'll find out" laughed Chris, "the four teams are to travel over to a meadow not far from here, and then past that, you'll find the lair of the Y-Wolves to which you are responsible for bringing back a piece of their hide to me."
As the four teams raced toward the meadow, a chime rang on again signaling a song.
"And you all know what that means" laughed Chris.
"Oh we're just houses on the move" said Johnny who started off the song.
"Yes, just houses skipping here and there" added Ilana.
"I don't mind dressing up as a house, I can imagine that I am a sci-fi house!" added Phineas.
"I concur with that" added Ferb.
"This is so illogical!" cried Jimmy who was refusing to go along with this.
"Get a grip Nerdtron Manor!" laughed Cindy who sang along.
"Nerdtron Manor, that's a good one!" laughed Huey.
"At least my manor won't be laughed at for long" added Draco.
"Nor mine" added Lance who was determine to stop Draco at whatever his schemes were.
"I look ridiculous!" cried Fanny who didn't like playing this challenge.
"Oh come on, I think it's nice" said Sakura.
"Yeah, play along with it" added Isabella.
"Whatever, if I was a house, I'd be one that can scare the rest of you away" added Mandy.
"You'll be one scary house" added Lee.
"A Halloween house that'll beat all other houses" added Tony.
"At least I'll be a good palace" added Princess Jillian.
"Or one that can house Huey and Riley" said Jazmine referring to a juvenile detention center.
"I can do better than that" said Gaz.
"Yeah, me too" added Tak.
"This is illogical, Jimmy is right!" added Dib.
"You're going to crack too?" laughed Riley who thought it would be funny.
"At least I am stable on this" said Rachel.
"Yeah, me too" added Danielle.
"And me" added Marceline.
As the four teams headed to the meadow where Donnie was located, he was typically bullying the house people he had always had bullied by name calling to throwing eggs and other junk at the houses.
"That's who we have to face?" laughed Johnny, "No problem."
"Hey, look there's fresh meat, looks like another flock of house people found their way to me!" laughed Donnie who came over, "You look too stupid to be house people!"
"Watch it" said Draco who wasn't going to be bullied by Donnie.
"Oh, what do we have here, is it some fancy mansion house that wants to talk back to me?" laughed Donnie as he approached Draco.
"Yeah, that grassy ogre is a goner" sighed Mandy as her team and the two other teams were backing off heading to the lair of the Y-Wolves, "this is indeed our chance."
"And just what ridiculous so-called house people are you?" laughed Donnie who came toward Team Underdogs to which Johnny suddenly felt frighten to challenge Donnie.
"Er, I think I know why Chris had us wear these stupid house costumes made out of cut board boxes" sighed Johnny, "run!"
"No, fight!" ordered Draco.
"Listen up, I'm no ordinary house person, because I am a special haunted house!" laughed Marceline as she suddenly began to use her powers.
"Or, we can use her as a shield" said Draco referring to Marceline.
"So listen up you bully, so long as I am here, I am the house that scares the most out of anyone!" roared Marceline as she changed herself into a wolf-like creature to which Donnie was suddenly afraid.
"You so-called house people are mean, just leave me in peace!" cried Donnie who was indeed crying in fear because of Marceline.
"Ha, told you we can get pass him" said Marceline.
As the three other teams were already toward the Y-Wolves' lair, they also suddenly began to learn another thing about why Chris wanted to dress them up as house people, Y-Wolves LOVE to eat them! Chris was indeed watching the chaos going on, as the Y-Wolves in their caves were ganging up on Teams Golden and Newbie, while Team Einstein thanks to Cindy and Huey were easily beating them.
"I knew that dare by Finn and Jake were a good one!" laughed Chris as he was watching on a television screen in his private car on the train, "But where's Team Underdogs?"
Team Underdogs had arrived on the scene and noticed the chaos, Team Newbie was being cornered, while Team Einstein was the head of the pack to which Cindy tore off some Y-Wolf fur enough to make a hide out of it.
"Ha, I got it!" laughed Cindy as she then dashed out with her team.
"Quickly, we have to get a hide from a Y-Wolf fast!" cried Draco.
"I'm on it!" said Marceline.
It was certainly up to Marceline who took advantage of her powers to get several Y-Wolf hides in one swipe.
"More than enough just in case if we lose any" said Marceline as she handed them to Draco.
For Team Newbie which were being cornered by several Y-Wolves, Sakura used her fighting skills to get a hide from one of them to which her team began to run off. Soon Mandy had finally gotten a grip on things and got herself, her team's Y-Wolf hide.
"Come on, let's get the heck out of here!" cried Mandy.
As the four teams were racing across the meadow, Donnie wanted revenge for how he was treated by Team Underdogs to which he grabbed the farm house that had chickens, took one of the chickens and began to literally fire eggs at them like a machine gun.
"This is for making fun of me!" cried Donnie.
Yet in spite of Donnie using a chicken to fire eggs at, Team Underdogs managed to outrun Team Einstein to which the eggs began to splatter on poor Princess Jillian, along with also tripping Cindy who fell face first in the mud. The two other teams trampled the Y-Wolf hide that Cindy was carrying into dust to which left Team Einstein without a Y-Wolf hide for Chris.
"Wow, Team Einstein, I thought you had this in the bag, I guess I was wrong, looks like you'll be voting someone off" laughed Chris, "as for another turn of events, it seems like Team Underdogs is our winner for this challenge."
About a few hours later, it was time for members of Team Einstein to cast off who'd they vote for to go home. Chris typically had handed out jelly bean bags to those who'd be staying for another day, the only two members of the team who didn't receive one were Cindy and Princess Jillian.
"Cindy, Cindy, Cindy, you allowed the other teams to trample on the Y-Wolf hide while your face was covered in mud" said Chris, "Princess Jillian, you didn't look much like a princess when Donnie fired those eggs at you."
"Hello, I was trying to run away from him!" cried Princess Jillian.
"Last jelly bean bag for the day goes to" said Chris who was waiting for the dramatic pause to which he then tosses it to Cindy, "Cindy. Sorry Princess Jillian, looks like you'll have to take the Cannon of Shame home."
"Fine, I don't need an escort" said Princess Jillian as Chef, Shrek, Donkey and Baltog were about to do just that.
"You'll be needing this" said Chris as he handed her a helmet to which she put it on and entered the hatch to which Chris then fired the button sending her out screaming for her life, "tune in next time for even more exciting eliminations here on Camp Drama World of Fantasies!"
Yet as the cameras faded, the scene switches to the cargo area of the train to which Robert had instructed his grandsons and Jazmine in private to meet with him on some findings.
"Look what I have here" said Robert as he showed the trio Draco's cheat sheet, "this is how the cheater Draco knows every step that's going on here."
"Oh, he's going down" laughed Riley who was determined to have Mandy as an ally to do so.
Yet what Robert didn't realize was that he was indeed being watched by Chris who knew all along that Draco had kept a cheat sheet of all the challenges so far in a secret compartment in the kitchen car. Old Chris was indeed watching it from security tapes of Robert's movements.
"Very interesting, looks like Blaineley's little team of infiltrators are turning on each other" laughed Chris who also knew Blaineley brought them onboard by paying them off, "all the more to help provide me with good ratings and for some more Total Drama! I hope she's watching this one!"
Yet Chris didn't know how right he was, as Blaineley in her apartment threw a chair at the television to which Chris knew about her activities.
"I'm going to have to get that Draco to take it up a notch!" said Blaineley who was readying her cell phone.