Becasue they were so far out it was a long ass time to fly back to teh main part of the univsres. Balck Sora was troubled about what the ugly people said. HE thought abuot the ugly girls he neber fucked (he never fucked anyone but whatever) he walked up to badass Octupos.
"badass do sexuals relly discriminat on ugly peopel."
Badass= crouaahced and said "Sora theres a raeson its called the world of the wangst. They blow the things out of proprotion. yes some peopel have a hard time doing sex but almost none of them cant do it at all and eventhen its not a big deel. QUicksand will jump on anything to support his agenda. He doesnt mean bad he just doesnt know better"
Teh trip was a long time and suddenly tehre was a news story. "INCOMCING STORY" said the news. "Theres a genociedal maniac on the move thruogh the universe. HEs killing fucktons of peopel with guns and hes in a BMW car. hes at these coordintes:"
When she gave the coord that Im too lazy to make up then Quicksand said "Thats right close to where WE are!"
The news then said "This is teh youtube video that the killer uploaded before he snapped."
When teh video was played on teh news it was NONE OTHER THAN BLACK RIKU! He was sitting in the bmw.
"Why dont the girls like me?" said black riku. "I'm so awesome so why not? Tehy only like the asshoels like Dragoin ass. Well now its tiem for the retirubtuion. When a time happens the guns will blazing and then everyone die."
OH FUCK NO said Badass faceplaming. "I told him not to wangst and now loko!"
"Looks like he elliot radger exactly as I predict." said Quicksadn. "Lets fuck him up."
BAdass writed down the corodintes of wheer black riku was and then ran to a computer. He punched in the coordinates.
Once the comp was connected to riku s radio teh it was immediantely blasting wiht crawling in the skin wounds will not heel. "Black Riku can you hear" shouted badass aoctopus into the thing.
STFY IM GOING TO KILL EVREYONE!1 MY WAIFU HAs LEFT ME THE LIFE IS OVER!
"I TOLD Y OU IDIOT" said Badass. "ITS ALLO'S PROGRAMMING TAHTS MAKING ALL THE WOMEN LIKE THAT. ONCE WE UNDO THE HACKING EVERYHTING WIL BE NORMAL AGAIN"
BUt riku was FUCK OFF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND TEH HEARTBREK!
"God what a crybaby" said Quicksand.
Then Whiskers said "why not just bloe him up iwht the earth destroyer laser?" to which Sora sadi "Good idea!"
But before he coudl get there Quicksadn clocked him. "A EARTYH DESTROYER ASLER?! THE BMW IS TOO SMALL TARGET! YOU'LL MISS ADN ACCIDENTALLY DIE A WORLD!"
Out of desperation brandy pimpslapped Jailbait. "DO SOMETHGN YOU USELSS" she said picking on the soft guy like a by the book bitch. "Um black riku plz no kill plz" said Jailbati like a little bitch.
BALCK RIKU THE POTION WAS FAEK! shouted sora
Black Sora immediately regretted saying it but too late.
"TEH POTION WAS A FAKE?" sadi Riku.
Badass looked at Sora for a bit and said "YES RIKU IS A FAKE LOVE POTINO. TEHRE YOU KNOW THE TRUTH SO PLZ STOP THE KILLIGN NOW."
IMPSOOIBLE I FEEL TEH HEARTBREAK SO BAD
"THATS BECASUE ITS A PLACEBO EEFCT !"
A PLACEBO WAHT? WHAT IS THAT?
"ITS WHEN... -GODDAMMNIT WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE SHIT! STOP-"
BOOM whent a sound adn the whole ship was shaken. everyone falled over. When the heroes investigated waht happend it was Balck Riku who smaked into the ship. Balck riku looked up from the wreckage. "GO ahead and kill. Teher's no reason for my life..."
Black Sora got one of the guns and said "Fianlly Ive beeen waiting for this finish. DIE Black Riku!" he pulled the trigger and killed the nigger.