MEDICAL OFFICER'S LOG, TORCHWOOD3: In the absence of Dr Owen Harper. Ianto Jones general support and duty officer.
Recieved mission update from Dr Harper via email see attached.
Ianto,
Don't ever book us on economy class again, EVER! I've only been here a day and I hate it already. However we are heading to the mountains with guide, donkeys, packs and Lord knows what else. Thank God for Tosh....she's fucking amazing at haggling...must be an Eastern thing she's got us an English speaking guide too. They think we work for National Geographic so Gwen's been flashing a camera about to look the part.....shame about her photography really as you can see from these.
This will be the last email for a bit but I've got the satellite phone charged..it's nice and cold proof and with our 'modified power pack' it should last the entire trip. I think we are wasting our time out here. You'll be able to track our position via the satellite anyway so you'll know where we are if I am late making contact.....keep an eye on the weather so you can update us each morning, that would be very helpful.
I will endeavour to contact you at 0800hrs GMT each morning as I know you will be in at the time. Don't worry I'll send a postcard as well.
DO NOT try to handle anything back in Cardiff alone. UNIT are there to help, make use of them and chrissakes eat properly, I do not want to find your desiccated corpse when I get back. I mean it Ianto...Jack would have my balls if he came back and you were in one of our draws from malnutrition.
Stay safe Tea Boy...talk to you tomorrow.
Owen.
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