LOVELESS: WE ARE BACK SOONER THEN WE THOUGHT! HELL'S YEAH!

Arf: Lets do this!

LOVELESS: YEAH!

Byakuya stared at Koji dumbly. The Captain of 9th Division, his childhood friend, Koji Kazefumi, had come into his office and told him he set him up on a number of blind dates. "Please tell me this is one of you're pranks..." Byakuya asked in a slightly pleading voice.

"Nope." Koji said simply. "It's all been arranged already."Byakuya began to draw his blade. "W-wait Bya-Bya!" Koji shouted out waving his arms. Byakuya sheathed his blade to listen to what he had to say. "Listen man, you and I are friends, and I would never hurt you as such."

"What about last week." Byakuya spat. He shuddered remembering... the slime.

"Never hurt emotionally." Koji corrected himself. "Look I mean this in no disrespect to Lady Hisana but you need to move on. This is probably what she'd want." Koji touched Byakuya's shoulder. "I'm serious man. If you still want to call it off, then I will."

Byakuya sighed. 'Trust Koji to bring up Hisana... Though I guess he is right.' Byakuya thought to himself. He looked up at Koji "Very well."

Koji smiled. "Alright man! Byakuya, back in the game! I swear you won't regret this," Koji said as he neared the door to leave, "much" Koji ran out the door.

Byakuya processed what Koji had just said. "...Wait...what?"

(Later)

Byakuya was dressed in his nice Shihakusho and had combed his hair to the peak of perfection. Koji walked into his mansion and called out, "You ready Byakuya?"

Byakuya walked downstairs and told him, "Let's just go."

Koji sighed and replied, "Fine. I'll take you to your first date."

Byakuya was lead to a restaurant and saw a very familiar captain sitting at the table Koji lead him too. Byakuya sighed. He should have expected this from him. Byakuya sat down and greeted his date as Koji quickly ran into the kitchen, "Hello Soi Fon."

Soi Fon looked up slightly surprised and let out a tsk, "I should've know. Koji seems to have a strange fascination of pairing us together like... What are those kind of people called?"

"Otaku?" Byakuya replied.

"Meh, close enough," Soi Fon said.

"So. How did he get you to come here?" Byakuya asked, wondering how he managed to convince her.

"He had an interesting slogan."

"A slogan?"

"Come for the Love, Stay for the Beer."

Byakuya just stared.

(5 minutes later)

The two quickly ran out of things to talk about and the conversation came to a sudden halt. Soi Fon twirled her fork around while Byakuya ate in silence.

"Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night, And we call it bella notte" a familiar voice sang out. Kyoraku, the 8th Division Captain came out of the kitchen with a large fake mustache and a accordion came out and began to sing and dance around the table.

"... Kyoraku. What are you doing," Byakuya asked.

"Setting the mood for you two." Kyoraku replied with a reply.

Byakuya sighed as he stood up and payed for the meal "Thank you for your time, Soi Fon."

Soi Fon nodded "Thanks" she got up and left for her barracks, quickly.

Byakuya turned around at Kyoraku who was still dancing and singing. "Kyoraku, go home."

Kyoraku sighed, "Fine."

As Kyoraku left, Koji put his arm around Byakuya and said slightly sad, "Aw well. Tough luck." He patted his back, "Come on. It's time for the next date."

Byakuya sighed as he followed him.

(Later, several moments into the next date.)

"Are you okay Captain Byakuya?" Rangiku asked as she ate some Dango. "You haven't eaten much. Do I not look good?"

"No it's not that..." Byakuya said as he glanced around, "I just feel like to people are glaring at me." Byakuya thought he saw some familiar faces from the table behind him but couldn't see well enough to be sure.

"It's probably you're imagination." Rangiku said as she finished off another stick. She then got a devilish smile "Hey I got an idea."

"Hm?" Byakuya responded.

"How about a drinking game. The winner gets to do whatever they want to the loser." Rangiku said with a devious smile. Before Byakuya had time to reply the two familiar shinigami turned around.

"Oh Byakuya! Rangiku what are you doing here" Hisagi chirped.

"We just happened to be here! No coincidence at all" Iba said with a smile.

"Oh hey guys, fancy meeting you here," Rangiku replied to them. "Want to join the game?"

"Sure!" They both replied.

Byakuya stood up and told them, "Sorry but I think I should be going." Byakuya quickly ran out before getting dragged into a drinking game.

(Later)

Byakuya fell on his couch exhausted. He had gone through 3 more horrendous dates: A horrific date with Nemu, a date with Unohana where he almost became her bitch, and a very weird date with Momo. Just as Byakuya closed his eyes to get some rest, a note flew in through the window and landed on the floor near him. Byakuya sat up and picked up the note.

It read:

Dear Bya-Bya,

Be sure to spiff up for tomorrow, because I have more dates set up for you.

Your Bestest Friend,

Koji Kazefume~

Byakuya sat down the note on the coffee table, took in a deep breath, picked up a pillow, held it to his face, and screamed.

LOVELESS: GOD! YES!

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