Disclaimer: Ok, I do not and have never owned anyone in the WWE nor the CKY or Jackass crew, no matter how much I wish I did.

Author's Note: So, I got an idea for a new pairing, read and find out who it is

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Chapter 26: Chris Pontius and Steve-o:

Rae squealed and ran into her friend's arms.

"Hey, Rae!" Chris said.

"Hey Pontius." She said.

"Rae." Steve-o said. "What's goin on, baby?"

Rae broke their embrace and said, "Not much, what's goin on with you guys?"

"Nothin." Chris replied.

"How interesting…" Rae said. "Anyway… this is Jeff Hardy you guys. Jeff, this is Chris and Steve."

"Steve-o." he corrected her.

"Whatever…"

"Nice to meet you man." Chris said, holding out his hand for Jeff to shake it.

He did and said, "Nice to meet you."

Over the next few hours, Rae, Steve-o, and Chris got caught up with each other and Rae introduced the two Jackasses to most of the roster and they also did a few pictures for the website.

When show time was rearing around the corner, Steve-o and Chris retired from her company to sit behind JR and King in the crowd while Rae prepared.

When she was all done, she came out of the dressing rooms with her usual straight dyed black and red hair, black eye shadow, mascara, heavy eyeliner and her black nail polish had been touched up. She was wearing her normal black finger less leather glove, and one of her favorite tops that she had ever worn, a purple corset that was held together by black strings didn't cover her sides, which were only half hidden by black strings, it's fabric stopped right under her pierced belly button. She was also wearing black booty shorts and black wrestling boots that went just under her knees.

As she made her way back to the Hardy's locker room, she heard a wolf whistle behind her. She turned around to see the WWE Champion John Cena looking her up and down and there was a glint in his blue eyes.

"Like the view, Cena?" she said with a laugh.

"Yes, actually I do." He replied.

"Well, just so you know, you won't be getting any of it, my friend." She said.

"How can you turn down the good ol' Cena charm?"

"Like this…" she said and turned around and walked away.

When she reached the door with the nameplate on the top that read "Hardys." She knocked and entered.

"Hey, Matty." She said when she found the older Hardy Boy sprawled out on the couch.

"Hey, Rae." he replied almost nonchalantly. Rae noticed that his eyes were blood shot and puffy.

"What's wrong, Matt?"

"Ashley broke up with me…" he said, his voice cracking.

"Aww, Matt, I'm so sorry." She said and hugged one of her best friends. "Did she say why?"

"She says that we just don't click quite the way we did when we first started dating." Matt managed to choke out.

"I dunno, Matt, maybe you guys just weren't meant to be together…"

"Maybe…"

Out of nowhere the door was kicked open to reveal Nicole.

"Surprise biotch!" she said.

"Nicole! I didn't know that you would be here!" Rae said and she rushed over and hugged her best friend.

"I decided to surprise you… surprise biotch!" Nicole said.

Rae laughed and said, "Nicole let me introduce you to one of my good friends… Matt, this is my best friend, Nicole Pitoniak… Cole, this is one of my very good friends Matt Hardy." Rae introduced.

"It's nice to meet you, Matt." Nicole said.

Matt had been staring at her the whole time; his sadness just seemed to wash right out of him the moment she burst through the door. He quickly sat up and shook Nicole's hand, his eyes never leaving her's.

"The pleasure is all mine… believe me." He said, eyeing her up and down.

Nicole smiled and looked at the titan tron and said, "Look, Chris and Steve are in the ring."

"Shit, I gotta go!" Rae said and headed toward the door, "I'll be back."

Rae ran toward the curtain and when she got there she patiently waited for her cue. She stared up at the monitor that was hanging on the wall and watched her friends.

She looked as Todd Grisham introduced Steve and Chris and they ran into the ring.

"You know, JR, our WWE Women's Champion Raven is part of the Jackass Crew, she's done so many dangerous stunts that it's a wonder that she is alive!" King said from the announce table.

"How are you doin guys?" Todd asked them.

Steve took the mic from Todd and said into it, "We're doing great, man. We're here to do two things… kick some ass, and … whoop some butt!"

Chris took the mic from Steve-o and said into it, "Someone's going to hell a little bit early tonight." And he handed the mic back to Todd.

"Hopefully it's not me." Todd said, "You dropped your lighter when you dove in, by the way. Guys the movie's been very successful, but I understand that you've been major wrestling fans, you've been WWE fans all your life… lemme ask you, who's your favorite superstar?"

Chris snatched the mic, pointed to himself and said, "That'd be me." The laughed.

Steve-o took the mic and said, "I like Shane." And he signaled 'rock on.'

And out of nowhere Armando walked out and started rambling in, if you could call it, 'Spanish.

"Everybody listens," Armando said as he removed his sunglasses, "to me. Hey, I hear that you two Jackasses like to do a lot of crazy things. Peru (A/N: I think that's what he says, I'm not really sure) some people say… es all an act. I mean… you two guys," he entered the ring, "aren't that crazy, are you?"

"Oh, yeah pal." Steve-o said, "We will do… anything."

"They mean it, JR." King said.

The crowd cheered.

Armando shook his head and said into his mic, "Amigo, amigo, anything…?"

"I said anything." Steve-o replied emphasizing every syllable in the word anything, he lightly pushed Armando with two fingers.

"I don't like where this is going, JR." King said. "I like these guys."

"Well, since you're willing to do anything… I have a… friend… for you to meet… and his name, es the Samoan Bulldozer… Umaga!" Armando shouted.

Umaga's music hit and he came out.

"This is the man that beat Kane last week, King, in the Loser Leaves RAW match." JR said. "Kane's now on SMACKDOWN! On Friday nights, but this man is a… he's a savage… an unbeaten savage." It than showed Steve and Chris stretching in the ring, no signs of fear showing on their faces. "I'm not sure Umaga, in all due respect, has ever watched the Jackass movie as we have."

"But Steve-o… and I mean these guys, they don't really take anything seriously… someone needs to tell them what could happen here." King replied.

"Well, Umaga is very serious… and very dangerous." JR said as Steve-o and Chris pulled off their shirts and threw them into the crowd.

"Well, I've seen these guys… I saw them… look at their bodies you gotta be kiddin' me. But, I saw these guys get run over by live bulls in their last movie." King said.

"There's no doubt that Chris and Steve are fearless, but…" JR said as Steve-o climbed up the turnbuckle.

"What's he doin here?" King asked.

Steve did a back flip, landing on his feet, off the turnbuckle.

"Hey." King exclaimed.

"Very athletic, Steve-o is." JR said. "He's a different breed… let me tell you."

"Well he's, uh… that was impressive." King said.

"I'm not sure Umaga is impressed." JR said as Steve did a handstand and Chris caught his feet, putting him over his shoulder, spring boarding him into Umaga, only for Steve to be caught and throw back down to the canvas.

Umaga ran over to Chris and hit him in the head, Chris joining his friend on the canvas. Umaga than lifted Chris back up by the hair, put him over his shoulder, and when Steve tried to get back up, Umaga kicked him back down than hit Chris with a Samoan Drop. Umaga's music hit again.

As he began exiting the ring, Steve sat up a bit and started pointing and laughing at Chris. Umaga saw this and climbed back into the ring. Steve-o growled at him only to have Umaga kick him on the side of the head. Umaga lifted him back up, hit him with a chop and Steve fell again. Armando gestured for Umaga to get on the turnbuckle, which he did. He jumped down and slammed into Steve-o.

Out of nowhere, Raven came running down the ramp once Umaga and Armando had their backs turned, and she hit Umaga in the back of the head with her championship belt.

"Looks like Raven is getting some revenge for her father, who was forced to go to SMACKDOWN! and due to the fact that Raven is the women's champion, she had to stay on RAW." JR said.

Umaga staggered a bit, but turned around and glared at her.

Rae began to panic and pretended to be cowering back, but instead, she jumped onto the bottom rope, spring boarded up, wrapped her ankles around his bulging neck, turned and flipped Umaga to the canvas. The whole ring began to violently shake, but it stayed in tact. Umaga rolled out of the ring and lay unconscious on the ground.

Rae picked up her championship belt and turned back around, an evil glare in her icy blue eyes.

Armando looked terrified and tried to exit the ring, only to be pulled back by the ankles by Chris.

Armando turned around again and Rae hit him dead in the center of his head with the belt, knocking him to the ground.

Haunted blared through the arena and the lights turned red.

"Ah, finally retribution to Kane!" King said.

She than shouldered her championship and helped Chris and Steve-o back up and on their feet.

"You guys ok?" she asked.

"Yeah, we're cool." Steve-o replied.

"Good, let's go than." Rae said and they exited the ring and made their way up the ramp.

"It's amazing out there!" Chris exclaimed once they got behind the black curtain.

"Yeah, that crowd just pumps you right up!" Steve-o said.

"Now I see why you love it so much."

"Yup." Rae said and they headed back to the Hardy's locker room.

As they began to walk, Rae began feeling dizzy and tired.

"You ok, Rae?" Steve asked her worriedly.

"Yeah, just a little tired, fatigue ya know." She replied.

They entered the locker room and found Matt and Nicole making out on the couch.

"Sheesh, you work fast, Cole!" Rae exclaimed.

Nicole looked up and her cheeks began to blush.

"Hey baby." Came a voice behind Rae and a big pair of arms wrapped around her.

"Hey Jeff." Rae said and she began to see spots forming in her eyes.

"Rae, are you ok, you look really pale?" Nicole said.

"Guys, I'm fine…" Rae said as she passed out in Jeff's arms.

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Finally someone took out that fat, smelly Umaga! I absolutely hate him! And when Steve-o and Chris came to RAW it pissed me off that he beat them up! I get my revenge! Muahahahhaha! Anyhoo… I'll post as soon as I can!

-Leanne