26. Knowledge

"No," Kurt said quickly as soon as the topic was brought up. Blaine was impressed by his quickness. "I will not do it so don't even ask me."

"Babe," Blaine tried, "we need to do this. Not just you and not just me, both of us have to go in there and have this conversation with him. It'll be fine."

"Why can't you just be a super husband and do it by yourself. You know how embarrassed I'll get. It'll be horrible."

Blaine shook his head and pulled him up. "We are both doing this." He pulled Kurt down the hall as he the man mumbled in protest. Blaine knocked on their fourteen year old's door. It was opened and Brett smiled out at them. "Hey kiddo can we come in?"

"Yeah dads," he said backing up and motioning for them to come in. They moved in and sat down on the bed as Brett sat down on his desk chair. "What's up?"

"We wanted to talk to you about something," Blaine said and Kurt snorted. "Okay I thought we should talk to you about something and forced your dad in here. We know that things in your body are starting to change."

Brett's eyes widened as he realized what was about to happen. "Oh god," he said.

"That's what I said," Kurt informed him. "What your father is trying to say is that we are going to talk to you about sex. Now we know this will be awkward and absolutely horrendous, but it has to happen."

The boy looked like he was going to be sick. "Now as I was saying we want you to have the knowledge about everything in this subject. The last thing we wanted was you to go looking for it your self. Do you know what sex is?"

Brett nodded and Kurt sighed. "That's good. Well it's something you do with someone you love. I know that as you get older it will be all everyone talks about, but Brett, I promise that it is so much better to wait for your true love."

"Did you two wait?" he asked looking at them.

Kurt nodded and Blaine answered, "When I first met your father he stuck his fingers in his ears at the mention of sex, but we waited until the time was right. My first time was with your dad and it was perfect."

Brett smiled and looked to Kurt. "Do you know what a condom is?" Kurt asked next.

"Yeah," he answered, "all my friends talk about them, but I don't really know what you need them for. But I guess you'll tell me."

Blaine reached in his pocket and pulled out the pack of condoms and tossed it over to his son. "A condom is something you use during sex. If you don't you carry something they call sperm and when you ejaculate your sperm goes into the girl and that's what gets girl pregnant. These are to catch the sperm so they don't go into her."

"So you use these unless you want to get pregnant?" He asked looking down at the box in his bed.

"Yeah," Kurt answered, "so when you find that girl that you want to be sexual with when your one hundred percent certain you use these okay?" He nodded. "Do you have any questions?"

"Do I wake up with a problem everyday?" he finally worked up the nerve to ask. "I don't understand why it sticks up every morning. It feels weird to touch it."

Blaine nodded. "This problem has been happening for a while now?" Brett confirmed. "It's something you go through because you have all these hormones. Your business gets hard. Have you ever gotten hard when you looked at a girl or something involving girls?" A nod. "That's just something that happens when you get turned on. It takes a while to control. Do you ever play with yourself?"

He looked down and Kurt knew the answer. "Don't be embarrassed Peanut," he insisted. "If one boy has ever said that they haven't played with themselves then they are lying. That's one way of getting rid of your problem, or boner, in the morning. Or you know you can take a cold shower to get rid of it too."

"Yeah I've done that," he said.

"Do you have anymore questions kiddo?" Blaine asked again.

"I just really hope I can find someone like you two found each other. Your love is so powerful and inspirational. Do you think I can?"

"Most definitely," Kurt said. He reached out and laced his hands with his husbands. "Be patient and you'll find the one. If you ever need any more advice or condoms we will be happy to help okay? But make sure you are in love okay? Sex isn't just something to play around with. It means something."

"Every time your father and I do it, it is like the first time. It's very special, so don't go throwing yourself around. The most important thing is to not be embarrassed about it because we are an open family."

Brett nodded and smiled. "Thank you for coming to talk to me. It means a lot to know that you two care enough to inform me. Other parents don't say anything."

Blaine smiled and stood. He pulled Kurt up and over to their son. He held hugged him and walked out, leaving Kurt in there. "Hey," he said pulling him into a tight hug, "I love you peanut and I'm glad this wasn't as awkward as I thought it was going to be."

"You know I'm not a little kid right?" he joked in Kurt's shoulder. "That peanut nickname is a little childish don't you think?"

Kurt shook his head before kissing the side of his head. "You will forever be my little boy young man, so I will call you whatever I damn please, Peanut."

Brett laughed and nodded into his father's shoulder. "I was just joking anyway. I love it when you call me peanut."

Kurt smiled before letting go. "I'll call you when super is ready."

"Kay."

Kurt walked out and shut the door when he noticed Blaine. "Now was that so bad?" He asked as they started for the living room. Kurt smiled and was happy that they did it. Brett had the knowledge of sex, so hopefully that meant he wouldn't be knocking up any girl anytime soon.