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It was a typical day at Wammy's House. In their shared room, Mello and Matt were each absorbed in their own worlds. Matt was pressing buttons on his DS at a furious pace, while Mello typed madly at the computer.
All of the sudden Mello gave a sudden screech of outrage and banged his head down on the keyboard. Matt looked up in surprise.
"What the hell, Mello?"
Mello lifted his head off the keyboard. "I can't take it anymore Matt! I've been reading fanfiction for three hours now, and I keep coming across these freakin songfics! I don't understand! How can there be so many of them?!"
Mello took a deep breath, trying to contain his anger. Then, a sudden evil glint came into his eye. It was an expression that Matt knew well. Mello reached underneath his desk and pulled out his gun. After checking that it was fully loaded, he strode to the door, grabbing his jacket on the way.
"Where are you going man?" asked Matt.
Mello replied, "I accept that there's nothing I can do to stop people from writing crappy songfics, Matt. No amount of flaming will deter them. But there is something I can do. I'm going to go after the source of the evil."
"The source?"
"I'm going after Taylor Swift."
I actually kinda like her. I do not like reading her lyrics over and over again, instead of the author's original fics. The One Called Demetra said it best in her non guide: "Forget the fucking song."
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