Lincoln sat at the table with Lila and his new friend Chandler. (HOLY SHIT! A STORY WHERE LINCOLN AND CHANDLER ARE FRIENDS?! RARE!) They sat and ate their lunch, "So, Chandler, I was thinking we head to Gus's today. It turns out that one of my friends bought the store, which means I get freebies without consequences.", Lincoln said. Chandler nodded, "Sorry about using you that time, but that was before we were friends. Didnt know you had the guts to challenge me like that, Loud.", Chandler said as the two boys laughed. Lila laughed with them, "What is wrong with you? Lincoln challenged you to a fight and you both wresseled on the floor and neither of you could take the other down. Now your best friends?", she said.
Lincoln was about to answer, until those other kids that teased him when he was with Ronnie Anne came by. "Ew Lincoln! Your dating your sister?", one of them said. Lincoln growled, "Hey Lincoln, I incest that you make one of us your best man!", the other said. Lincoln clenched his teeth, "Man, Linc. How you like your water ice? With custard?", that did it.
Lincoln stood up and grabbed him by the collar and slammed him against the wall. "You wanna say that to my face?!", Lincoln said. "N- no Lincoln. Im s- s- sorry.", the kid chocked out. Lincoln nodded as he let go of him, "I gotta say Linc, you've turnt into such an asshole ever since the beginning of school.", the fat kid said. Lincoln grabbed a chair as they all scrambled to get away. "Pussies.", Lincoln mumbled as the 3 moved to the opposite side of the cafeteria.