So he took them and brought them to Hell..Lucifer had plans for them.. Oh did he have plans...
6 months later...
The wedding march began as every rose to see a beautifully dressed Fiona Taylor, being escorted by her father down the hall in a beautiful wedding dress. It was silver and pure white, with a veil that stretched over her face, and a train that seemed a mile long.
From what Ash could see, Stanley was a grinning nervous wreck. But he could tell he was happy, the last three months had been a blur. They had helped as Nemo re-built his Nautilus, modifying it with computers, and other 21st century stuff. Beatrix had gone back to San Fran with B.B. at the end of summer. She loved spending time with the Leagues, exploring the base, and spending time with her new best friend: Boilerplate.
It had been a tearful goodbye as she and Beatrix flew back to San Fran as mother and daughter and she started first grade of elementary school. She loved drawing BP in school, the teachers didnt know who that Robot was, but she loved it. She had been deemed to be silent about Area 51 but...who the hell is gonna believe her?
Than Stanley proposed to Fiona a few months ago on the top of the Empire State building. They made plans in record time. It was Christmas time. And they decided to have the wedding in Edge City. Winter was amazing there, snow covered the buildings and the church the wedding was in. It was cordoned off so the Leagues could attend. B.B. was tossing flowers as Beatrix held up the wedding train.
So many people were there. General Ross, Boilerplate, Stuart and Snowbell, and the New and Old Leagues. Jekyll, Sawyer, Skinner and Nemo served as Best men and Mina and a few friends from Area 51 served as bridesmaids.
Stanley turned as Fiona got to him. He smiled at her, it was a nervous smile but a happy as hell one. Her smile was nervous too, but she was happy too.
The Priest smiled and said, " Dearly Beloved..we are gathered here this holy day, to unite these two wonderful people. Thats when Sawyer smiled at Stanley, one tooth blacked out with marker. Stanley tried to contain a chuckle as the priest continued. " And if anyone has any good reason to objec to this marridge, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Stanley fired a nervous glance at Fionas mother and father. They just simply grin at him, and Fionas father winks at him. He sighs with relief and looks back to Fiona..
" Now...Stanley Ipkiss..do you take this woman: Fiona Taylor, to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to hold...to love and to cherish, and keep her in sickness and in health." Stanley gulped, his throat tightening and said. " I do..."
The Priest turned to Fiona and said, " Do you? Fiona Taylor, take this man to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to hold...to love and to cherish and keep him in sickness and in health." She smiled and said, " I do..."
He smiled and said, " And by the power invested by me, by the state of Illinois. I now pronounce you..husband and wife.. You may kiss the bride.."
Stanley turned to her and pulled up her veil. She wrapped her arms around him and kissed him. Soon friends, family and robots started to clap. Soon a cake was served, it was truely a wedding cake, almost as tall as the ceiling, it had 4 sections and had two nice figures of a bride and groom.
The outside was white and the inside choclate, filled with ice cream. Stanley and Fiona cut the cake together with a knife. They got the first pieces. And promptly ate them rather messily.
The reception began happily with a few generic wedding songs and dinner. Everyone ate till they bursted. Stanley struggled to not think how much this was going to cost as he danced with his beautiful wife. He soon was dancing near Sawyer, who was dancing with Mina and asked him, " Why the heck did you black out one of your teeth?" Sawyer laughed and said, " It was a prank I did at a wedding once back in the old days."
" Oh." Stanley laughed and said, " Is everything ready for my performance?" Sawyer smiled and said, " Yep." Fiona and Mina looked at them and said, " What performance?" Stanley kissed his wife and said, " Im gonna sing a song, I think represents our story very well."
Suddenly he leapt onto the stage using his powers and grabbed the microphone. " Okay Ladies, Gentlemen, cat, robot, mouse. Im gonna sing a song that I was thinking of as I went on this incredible adventure...its a song by Guns.N.Roses." He pressed a button on a stereo and said, " Lets do this thing..."
The first guitar rif of "Sweet Child of Mine", blared out the speakers. Some people clapped and some laughed as Stanley began to lip sync the lyrics. " Shes gots a smile that seems to me. To remind me of child hood memories. Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky... Now when I stare at that special face, if I stare to long. Id break down and cry.." He looked up and sang, " Ohhhhhh Sweet girl of mine!! Ohhhhhhh Sweet love of mine.."
Fiona was sniffling as he sang a song that seemed to recapture the moments he had with her. He air guitared the guitar solo and jammed across the stage. " Where do we go now...where do we now...where do we go...sweet girl of mine..." He belted out, " Where do we go now! Where do we go now!" " Sweet girl of miiinnneeeeee!!!" He held the note than let out, " To our plane, than land and head to our honeymoon in the bahamas!!!"
The crowd cheered and he took a bow before leaping back to a shocked and stunned Fiona. " How was it?" Fiona stared at him wide eyed and said, " That was...so beautiful.." She leaned into him and said, " I love you so much Stanley...I love you so much I want to spend the rest of etnernity with you."
Stanley kissed her hair and said, " I love you too.." He looked up towards the ceiling and felt as if a familar presence was watching him.. He smiled. Something told him that it was Tina.
Then as the party winded down the couple didnt head to the airport. Nemo led a slightly drunk League towards the harbor, he pressed a button on a small black square and Nautilus 2.0 began to rise... It was as beautiful as it could be. The inside was even better, upgraded with computers, radar, G.P.S. all done in a record time of six months. " Lets all get aboard, The Bahamas are a long away from this city..."
They boarded the sub and headed to their rooms. Stanley collapsed onto the bed next to Fiona. A part of him wanted to tear her dress off and the other just wanted to hold her all night long. He choose the later and bundled up the tired woman in his loving arms.
Ash sat in his room and wrote in his journal. " So maybe im not the king I want to be...but hey, being with the League isnt so bad. Good friends, nice rides, good people. A few new friends. And hey who knows, I may just end up hitched soon enough." He closed the diary and lifted the final drink of the night to the air and said, " Hail to the King baby.." And drank the whiskey, he climbed into bed and fel asleep.
Boilerplate didnt sleep really, he just waited... The way he got energy was gaining solar power from the sun or the light reflected off the Moon.
So he sat outside, holding his helmet in his hands as the moon slowly fed precious energy into him. He wondered what would happen to him now. He would take his library from the warehouse and put it on this ship. No longer would he live in hiding, he was tired of being a scared robot...this a new begining. And its like they say...
When one adventure comes to a close, a new one is just getting started...
Well thats the end for now. Id like to thank Spidey3000, Wicked-n-Lazy and a number of authors and friends that motivate me to do this everyday.
Mom.
Dad.
My brother
My hyperass dog.
Harry Turtledove
Mark Twain
Robert Louis Stevenson
H.G. Wells
Bram Stoker
The guy who created summer
Linkin' Park
Puddle of Mud
Tom Clancy
Micheal Chricton
My friends Reba, Alex, Micheal, Tyler, George, Lacey and my girl Katie.
Lucasarts
George Lucas
Sean Connery
And so many more..