L.O.V.E- Jessie J

Polly POV

Love. A four letter word that has different meanings to different types of people. I said that I would never speak about the fairytale that is love but it would be considered rude to not shed some light on the subject. So love, the word that people struggle to say. I have seen so many people who say that word and don't mean it, sometimes I begin to wonder if the word has lost its meaning. For the Totties love is makeup and princes. For Kelly love is Belle and to Taylor love is Andrea. Don't even get me started on those four, all of them find it amusing to interrupt my important research with there constant snogging sessions. If it wasn't for them I would've found the answer to building a successful time machine, it was very rude of them to 'accidently' fall onto my research and 'accidently' push it into the shredder. As you can tell all four of them are now on the F.B.I most wanted list.

For me love used to be my work, now my affections have moved on from my valuable pieces of information. That doesn't mean you can come along and destroy all of my hard work like Kelly, Annabelle, Andrea and Taylor. Even though they swear it was an accident I know it wasn't, I know they were seeing how far they could push my buttons after they had found out about the new object of my affection. Obviously they didn't get very far and have been dealt with, hopefully the Americans will attempt to invade St Trinians and arrest them. I'd like to see them get past the front gate never mind through the front doors. That would be very amusing to watch.

Back to the topic of love. My new object of affection is a certain Eco named Celia. We're a bit of an odd couple but it works for us, when she isn't preaching about finding a sustainable energy source that is. I do try to listen to the girl but she does make it difficult, still she has somehow persuaded me to look into running the school on solar power. The things I do for that girl! I'm only doing it so she won't give me the silent treatment or fall out with me, I have more important matters then dealing with a stubborn girlfriend.

She's my key and she unlocks me. She keeps me happy and Celia is quite sweet. I proudly tell the world that she is mine and that she's got me. I sound a lot like Kelly when I say that Celia is mine, Kelly can be quite possessive of Belle sometimes. Taylor's like that with Andrea, I may have to look into this more so I am able to find an answer.

The thing about love is that it doesn't chose a boy or a girl. You can't control the emotion and you can't stop who you are destined to fall in love with. You can't find love by looking down a telescope, that's what Celia told me. I was speechless when she said that to me, it made sense. Love wasn't my valuable work that has now been wrecked, I'm still annoyed at that if you haven't noticed. Love is Celia and Celia is love. You can stare at us but we don't give a damn, she's the one who isn't going anywhere any time soon.

I'll be honest and I'll say that I love Celia because I do. I'm in love. I've never felt this way and half the time I'm speechless. Celia's herself and that's why I love her.

I L.O.V.E this song, get it? My jokes are getting worse. Seriously though I hope this song gets released as a single, that and her whole album...

Constant: You spelt ma wrong... Maybe one day I shall teach you how to speak Chav fam.
Gypsy: How was that for Celia/Polly?
Chelsea: Queenie's a babe, how can you not have her in the story? She's the source of my jokes.

"I aint friggin' bothered about a royal weddin'," Taylor moaned,
"Yes but we get a day off," Kelly said,
"God save our gracious Queen," Taylor sung loudly, Kelly rolled her eyes at the chavs behaviour. Now review?