LadyDragonsblood, I had doubts of them happening, but I enjoy doing them. I've slightly gotten used to the short hair in the real world, but fanfic is all about fantasy & the long hair still adds to the fantasy, so I like to write it long. The early hair is a fave, but so is how long it was in 2009. There was a segment with Jeff he did where the ends just curled up so purdy. Thank you, hun. Dashing Golden Dreams, ChrisMiz works. :P There are too many pretty boys to put Punk with than putting him with Heyman.. I can't even as a joke.. No, JoMo is not icky, & he gets all the sexy boys. I love Kane, but hardly slash him. Him & Bryan crack me up. takers dark lover, I wouldn't be able to write it either. :/ M.j's place, well, Merry Christmas then. & I don't think these are for good girls. :P Thank you much.
Christmas Shots; 2012
Chapter twenty-six/ 'Shopping'
Rated; T/ L (gaying up holiday classics)
Pairing; E&C friendship, established Jedam, Jay/Heath.
Set-up; Jay takes Adam shopping & runs into a certain redhead he's yet to ask out.
Jay Reso watched the snowflakes fall onto the windshield of his car, crashing and dying as they melted on the glass. He shifted in the driver's seat, shivering and snuggling back into the seat and down into his coat.
"Fuck, Adam.. c'mon.. we haven't got all day.." He muttered to himself, reaching over and turning up the heater. The Copeland-Hardy house was already decked to the nines in Christmas wonder, lights strewn up everywhere and on all the weird statues and art projects Jeff had put free time on. And it already looked like something out of a Tim Burton Christmas and Adam had told him that they weren't even done.
Jay rubbed his hands together and blew into them, sighing relief as Adam finally appeared in the door, kissed Jeff on the cheek and stepped out onto the porch. Jay was taking Adam shopping today to get Jeff and other loved ones gifts and hang out.
"'Bout time." Jay muttered as Adam got in the car.
"Sorry.. Jeffy woke me up a little.. frisky.." The blonde's tongue curled out past his naturally pursed lips as he clicked the seat belt into place.
"Ugh.. I don't need to know that."
Adam giggled as Jay pulled out of the driveway. Adam immediately started fiddling with the dial on the radio. "Do not sing." He warned and Jay rolled his eyes.
"But.. it's tradition, Addy!" Jay whined.
"Stop calling me that!"
"That's also tradition." Jay grinned widely.
Adam huffed and folded his arms over his chest, staring forward. He groaned when a Christmas song did indeed come on and Jay just had to sing.. and fuck up the lyrics as usual and as tradition.
"Just hear those gay bells jingling. Ring ting tingling too. Cum on, it's lovely weather for gay sex together with you.."
Adam narrowed his eyes. "Jay Reso.."
"On your face the cum is falling, the guys are calling woo-hoo! Cum on, it's lovely weather for gay sex together with you." Jay turned his head and tilted it toward Adam as he sung. "Saddle up, saddle up, saddle up, you ho. Climb on my pole.. clamping on my dick with that tight hole.."
Adam turned the station. "Alright, that's enough." He giggled to himself.
Jay was quiet a moment during the commercials. Then.. "Gay bells ring, are you stripping..?"
"Ugh.. no.."
"On a bed.. lube is dripping. A cute twink's sigh, we're horny tonight, fucking in a gay wonderland.." Jay sang in a deep voice. "Gone away is this blue shirt. Here to lay your butt. Suck on this dong, while I remove your thong. Fucking in a gay wonderland.."
Adam repeatedly smacked his arm and Jay broke off laughing. "Those were not meant to be sung that way."
Jay smirked. "What can I say? I have an impressive gift for creativity."
Adam snorted. "That's not creativity.."
Jay laughed. "Deck the halls with vibes and dildos. Fa la la la la, la la la la... Tis the season to be naughty.. Fa la la la la, la la la la.. We're already donning gay apparel.. Fa la la la la, la la la la.. watch Adam use a double-barrel.. Fa la la la la, la la la la.."
Adam squeaked. "What? You make me sound like I'm gonna kill myself or fuck myself with a gun.."
Jay snorted. "No. I meant like one of those one dildos that like have two heads for double penetration."
"Ugh, you pervert."
"But you loves me.." Jay grinned.
Adam shook his head, lips quirking. "Oh boy, if I didn't.."
Jay laughed again.
-xx-
At the mall, Jay couldn't force Adam to understand what buying for Jeff and others meant. Adam was shopping for Adam.
"Supernatural Season Seven." Adam said, holding up the DVD box-set with the Winchester brothers showcased on the cover.
"No, Adam.." Jay pointed at the shelf. "Put it back."
Adam dropped his hands, holding the DVDs down in front of his lap. "But.. but.. I need it.."
"How do you know someone else hasn't gotten it already?" Jay said wisely as Adam put the DVDs back.
Adam quirked an eyebrow. "Ooh, Jay, you do love me.." He squealed, huggling Jay tightly.
-xx-
At another store, Adam wandered to the toy aisle. Jay watched as he pressed buttons on a baby toy, giggling as it made noises and characters popped up.
"Ooh, a See 'N Say." The long-haired blonde turned to say. "The cow says mooooo.."
"The rabbit says 'get me some lettuce, biotch'."
"It does not." Adam grabbed his buggy and started placing toys in it.
"What else would it say? Tell me those are for Joseph." Jay snickered. Joseph was Jeff and Adam's one year old baby boy.
"Of course." Adam puckered his lips. "I wanna spoil him. Y'know I didn't have much when I was a kid, Ma did what she could and always made it awesome.. but y'know.. I just want Joseph to have all the stuff I couldn't have."
"I know, Adam." Jay placed his hand on his friend's shoulder. "Shit, between all the stuff we've got him, kid'll be able to open up his own toy store."
"True." Adam leaned down and peered at a toy cash resister, tongue peeking past his lips as he slowly pressed a button. His eyes widened as there was a ding and something popped up and made noise. He squealed and put it in the buggy.
"And if Joseph doesn't like them, you can always amuse yourself playing with them." Jay chuckled and followed Adam around the corner and into another aisle.
"Ooh, Jay, someone opened a Nerf gun!"
Jay heard a click and frowned down at the foam bullet that hit his shirt and fell to the floor. "Don't play with that." He flinched as he was shot again.
Adam cackled, and reloaded the gun as Jay stared off down the aisle.
"Oh, shit.."
"What?" Adam clicked the plastic gun again.
"I think that's.." Yep. Jay saw a glimpse of red hair. "Yeah. Heath's here. Oh, hide me."
Adam blew a raspberry with his lips. "Oh, just talk to him and ask him out."
Jay found something fascinating about the floor, he watched out of the corner of his eye as Heath entered the aisle, not paying the blonde duo any attention. Adam narrowed his eyes, fired the gun at Heath multiple times, shoved the gun in Jay's hands and scampered off away from the aisle.
"Hey, what the hell..?" Heath scowled at the fallen foam bullets, his southern accent pronounced with his irritation. He glared up, saw it was Jay and his looked softened. He placed his hands on his hips, flipping his hair away, head tilted and pout on his lips.
Jay pointed behind him. "Adam did it." He tossed the gun down as he heard Adam cackle from the aisle over.
"You can't prove it! I'm innocent!"
Jay offered a little smile as Heath shook his head. "So..? You Christmas shopping too?"
Heath nodded. "Mhm. I'm almost done. I love this time of year, all the lights and decorations and shopping. It's magic. And the parties." He snickered and Jay swallowed, clearing his throat so his voice wouldn't squeak.
"The Hardys always have an annual Christmas party. I don't.. I don't have anyone to take, if you'd.. if you'd like to maybe go with me?" Jay held his breath, his heart clinched. It was like being in a horror movie and you had to open the door where the monster was possibly at waiting to eat you..
Heath smiled. "Oh, Jay, of course I'll go. Be your date.. we'll have fun." He reached out and squeezed Jay's hand.
Jay let out that breath and nodded. "Oh, okay.. great." He smiled. "It's Friday, I'll pick you up at seven?"
"Sounds wonderful." Heath looked off. "I got shopping to finish. See you Friday." And Jay watched him leave, a feeling of relief and excitement both fighting for the rights to his being at once.
Adam slung an arm over Jay's shoulders, his cheek pressed against his best friend's. "See? That wasn't so hard, now was it?" He let him go and punched Jay on the arm. "C'mon, we still got shopping to do too."
Jay shook his head and followed Adam, a sneaky little smile underlying his lips. He couldn't wait till Friday.
Jay fucking up Christmas songs, it's tradition. Songs used were Winter Wonderland (a favorite to fuck up) Sleigh Bells (ditto) and Deck The Halls. I own the rights to nothing at all ever mentioned, not the See 'N Say or Nerf, nothing. Only in my world is Adam a Supernatural nut b/c the writer is. I originally had this one planned for last year's batch in case I didn't make it to get all 12, but I saved the idea till this year instead.