Thanks for over fifty followers. Can't believe people still want to read this cringy fanfiction. Like I have done everything in the book on trying to lose followers but nothing seems to work. Guess I'll kill off a favorite character. By the way, do you guys think follows or favorites is more important? Anyways this chapter is going to be long, don't want to keep you guys waiting
Blake and Yang kicked my manly area at the same time and it hurts. Like... Really hurts. I almost thought my eyes were going to pop out of my eye socket. I fell to my knees and held my crotch in pain.
"I'm sorry Soi. That reward will never happen." Yang tells me.
"Fuck you." I groaned in a high pitch voice. I slowly got up; they kick me with so much force that I can't get Weiss pregnant no matter how much I try. No! In the future, I can see my children fading away as they try to figure out why they are fading away. "Why is it always my dick?" I ask as my knees were trembling.
"It's because you're Soichi," Blake answers my question. Being me gets me kick in the nuts... Great, I'll start acting like a real Harem king now. Picking up every chick I find attractive. Just let me go to the chicken farm and grab those yellow fluffy chicks.
"There's no way I can ever cosplay," Weiss tells me. My Soichi senses were tingling. She was right! My girlfriend can't put on a maid suit, a bunny suit, or a bikini... Because... Because.
"You're right! You're too flat to wear a bunny suit or a bikini-" I said and Weiss grabs a glass bottle and smash it against my head. I fell down to the ground again and she proceeds to kick me and stomp on me.
"SIZE! DOESN'T MATTER! YOU PERVERTED DUNCE!" Weiss shouts as she continues to kick and stomp on me. The Grimms roar causing Weiss to stop beating me up. I slowly got up and wiped my blood off my face. Then I picked up my still burning hot cannon.
"Persistent are they?" I ask.
"You got another one of that laser?" Yang asks me and I shook my head.
"There's spare back with Q but he can't send it here when the skies aren't secure yet," I said then we look up into the sky. Ironwood's fleet was fighting the flying Grimms; if the Grimms in the sky were to disappear this battle would be in the bag already. "But first. We need to do something about the Colossal Grimm. It's attracting the other Grimm's attention. So it doesn't matter if I take out all of the Grimms here. That boy is just going to make more come to Vale."
"So what do we do?" Ruby asks me and I smirk at her. I slide the handle down and the outer layer of my weapon detaches.
"I have to do something that I haven't done in a long time... Strategize!" I told them all.
"To be honest you never think before you attack," Ruby tells me.
"Shut up Ruby!" I yell at my leader. I caught the handle of my new sword, the handle wasn't in the middle now but at the end of my weapon. On the bottom was a long sword that curves inwards and ends with a huge part sticking out. The front portion where the cannons use to be can open up and clamp onto an enemy unit tightly. A special chainsaw hidden in the bulbous front portion of the sword can then slice apart the enemy unit.
"Is that your final weapon?" Yang asks me and I smirk at her.
"BOOST!" I shout and I jump upwards. Yang held the bottom of my shoes and then flings me at the Colossal. I press the second trigger button and the front opens up as wide as it can. Then I press the third button to activate the chainsaw. Extending my weapon's new form I collided with the barrier of the Colossal Grimm. "PIERCE! MY CHAINSAW WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"
"YOUR NOT GURREN LAGANN!" Ruby shouts at me and I ignore her. The blades of my chainsaw continue to grind against the Colossal's unyielding shield. Until he slaps me with his hands. I landed on a soft wind Glyph made by Weiss. She then used her Haste Glyph to speed me up, after dispatching my body she turn her wind Glyph into the gravity Glyph. After she gathers her breath she launches me back at the Colossal Grimm's head. Using my blade this time I try to cut through his barrier but the shield bounced me back.
Blake catches me as I fell to the ground. "Thanks, Blakey," I said shaking my head trying to lessen the pain on my brain. That impact smashes my brain into the front of my skull. I blame Weiss for throwing glass bottles at me like every single fucking day. Also, Yang because she needs to choke me every day as well.
"Is strategizing helping?" Ruby asks me and I gave her the annoyed glare. That stupid barrier is in the way, it withstood fucking plasma and three hours of nonstop blades grinding against it. Then my buster sword's final attack.
"Alright. Everyone fall back. You guys help Doctor Oobleck and the others. This nigger's mine."
"No," Blake says. IS SHE DISOBEYING HER OLDER BROTHER'S COMMANDS! SHE'S GOING TO BE SPANK WHEN WE GET HOME!
"Blake... I said... Retreat." I told Blake while grinding my teeth.
"No." She tells me again.
"YOUNG LADY! I SAID GO-"
"We're not letting you do everything by yourself again. I'm tired of watching you charge into battle before us and finish everything. I'm so tired of watching you saying your alright and happy when you aren't. You're not an assassin anymore Soichi, you're our brother." Blake says and everyone stood on Blake's side. A Griffon cries out and I look into the skies. One of Ironwood's airship's engine was on fire and it was slowly descending.
If I don't provide them back up then we will lose the skies and it will be checkmate. But how am I going to provide- I'm a fucking idiot. I look at my scroll that was attached to the hilt of my irregular sword/chainsaw/mace. Yeah, it's also a mace but I'm not really going to be smashing a lot of Grimms. I look at the numbers on my scroll; then I smash my fist into the screen. The gigantic boxes on the side of my sword and the top opens up to reveal multiple missiles. 30mm missiles were loaded into the boxes. Two hundred missiles each side, then I fired all of them at once.
The recoil was strong within this one, I mean I was firing off six hundred missiles simultaneously. The missiles were all seeking missiles locking on to all hostile unit and exploding them. Now Ironwood's fleet was safe again and the skies were almost Grimm free. Putting my sword over my shoulder I spoke with my team. "What would I do without you guys?" I asked them.
"We would probably be dead," Ruby tells me and I scuffle her hair messing her neat strands of hair. "Your weapon is still broken."
"It's not broken!" I shout at her. The Colossal Grimm slams his hand down as if he was squishing a bug. Using my semblance I quickly push Yang and Ruby away then I picked Weiss up and ran away. Blake already knew to step aside from the giant black hand that was about to crush us. Ruby and Yang used their weapons to propel them to safety.
"TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD!" Yang shouts as she jumps out from the smoke and punches the Colossal's hand. The barrier protects the Colossal from Yang's destructive punch. The Colossal Grimm gave a creepy smile.
"Grimms can smile?" Weiss asks because this was the first time she saw a Grimm making an expression. My heart starts to beat faster and faster... The Dragon Grimm was upset. The two legendary Grimms... Are taunting each other... The Colossal had the creepy grin directed towards me. Somehow it knows I have a Grimm inside of me... Ok, that sounds wrong.
The Grimm wasn't a 'Diamond Dust' employee because it doesn't have a self-conscience. The Dragon's anger was consuming me but I kept it in check. "Weiss... Try to make the Colossal fall down." I told my girlfriend as I set her down. She nods at me and cups my face which surprises me.
"It's alright, don't be afraid." She says and I look into her eyes, those blue eyes sooth the Dragon. My girlfriend was literally the most beautiful person in the world. Fuck your OC x Yang/Ruby/Blake/Pyrrha/Penny/Cinder/Emerald/Neo/Other Waifus. I love my Weiss. She is the best girl anyone can ask for. She gave me her grumpy look with a light blush across her cheeks.
I smile at her and she lets my face go. "Ruby and Blake! Take turns grabbing this oversize man beast attention." The two of them nodded at me and quickly went to distract the Colossal Grimm. Then I at shout the last girl on my team. "YANG!" I scream her name and she turns her head to look at me. I pointed a finger at her and said. "Punch harder."
"FUCK YEAH!" She screams and uses the ricochet off her Ember Celica to fly at the Colossal. With one punch she shook the Colossal's barrier sending a ripple through it. "But I punch that shit as hard as I can!" Yang shouts. JUST HOW MUCH STRENGTH DOES THIS GIRL HAVE? It's impressive she causes the barrier to almost explode! Only a nuclear bomb can make the barrier ripple like that! Taiyang your daughter is a living time bomb.
I pull the handle of my ChainsawSwordMace. The external armor and the sword pop off and it reveals another sword. A giant buster sword design the same way as Qrow's sword. Except it was twice as large as Qrow's sword. The chopping and slicing edge of the sword glow red.
"Wait! So you're telling me that's the final form?" Ruby asks and I smirk at her. Then I charge at the Colossal preparing to slice his legs. Weiss speeds me up with the wind Glyph. Then I slice at the floating foot horizontally; my burning sword was met with the barrier again. Twisting my handle to the right the open vents on the back of the sword release nitrogen and boosts my sword.
"GRAHHHHH!" I let out an anguished scream; my sword was slowly very slowly breaking the barrier. The Colossal Grimm focus on me now. Ruby and Blake try their all to catch the Colossal Grimm's attention. Any attack they threw at him just bounces off his barrier. The Colossal Grimm grabs me and lifts me into the air. The dude lets out a womanly screech from its mouth.
"Weiss!" Ruby shouts at my girlfriend. Weiss was sweating like a bitch in heat. Never once in her life had she concentrated this much on making a Glyph. She was putting all her efforts into this because of me. I believe in her and she can't betray my trust.
"Hurry!" Blake shouts as she lands on the Colossal's arm and tries to free me from the Colossal's crushing hold. My aura was depleting fast and it was below ten percent now. Even though I took no damage from normal Grimms my weapon did. Didn't I tell you, my aura is connected with my sword so if I swing it and my sword gets hurt it chips a part of my aura away? This is why I said my weapon is balanced because it's a double edged sword.
"SHUT UP!" Weiss shouts at Blake and Ruby. Yang punches the Colossal one more time and sent another ripple through the barrier. Then she punches again sending a ripple again. Weiss finally completed her Glyph. "NOW!" She shouts as a giant Glyph as wide or even wider than the twenty meter Colossal Grimm forms beneath it. Then the Colossal was lifted into the air. While he was in the air the dude lets me go. I used his hand as a stepping stone and I zoom at him.
"DUST FRAME! OPEN!" I commanded my sword and the buster sword opens up to reveal the Dust Frame inside of it. The grayness of the Dust Frame glows red like the sharpness of my sword. Then I took a swing at his head; again my sword was met with his barrier. The Colossal smirks at me, then the smile was wiped off his face as I was giving him a sinister grin. I stopped trying to push my sword into his shield. Then I press the trigger button and took a horizontal swing. The Dust Frame lets out a wave of yellow energy to collide with the barrier.
The barrier soon snaps and breaks completely. Weiss lets go of her Glyph and collapse on her knees taking giant heavy breaths. Yang didn't need to me to tell her what to do. The girl used the floating pieces of rocks to jump up at me. I lay the flat part of my blade out so Yang could use it as a step. When I saw her stepping on my sword I push it forward to help her fly higher.
Damn she got a nice ass. A flying china vase smashes into my head... Did Weiss planned this? Would that vase still hit my head even without me commenting on Yang's ass? WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!? Yang blows a kiss at the Colossal Grimm and then smash his face. The Grimm was starting to fall but at the last second, he put both his hands on the ground.
"IRONWOOD! LITTLE HELP!" I shout. After a moment two of his ships focus all their weapons on the Grimm's left hand. Continuous bombardment caused the Grimm's hand to weaken and he falls on his back. Seeing that the Grimm was on the ground now, I could go to Weiss. "Weiss, are you ok?" I ask the girl of my life.
"Yeah... Just a little dizzy." She tells me. "I can still fight." She continues. Watching that determination of hers I had to hug her. Suddenly all of her fatigue was gone. "What are you doing? I never ask you to touch me!" Weiss exclaims as her face burns red.
"I know you were scared Weiss... No one likes the thought of death. Believe me, I killed many people before." I told her. Weiss was still struggling but I made sure she felt comfortable. I let go because she was still struggling.
"Let me fight Soichi." She pleads me.
"Get some rest first," I told her. If anything happens to Weiss and I knew that I could have helped her. My heart would be broken, so I rather protect her for now. But I know her pride is at stake as well. "Aunt! Take care of Weiss. Once you feel like she is rested, send her back into battle." Glynda nods and helps Weiss out of the battle. Before she did Weiss pulls on my sleeve.
She turns her head away from me and then speaks. "Please be safe." I smile at her and turn her head to face me. Then I kissed her forehead and then gave her a giant grin. She blushes by my actions and lightly slaps my head. I walked back to Yang, Blake, and Ruby. They were just as bad as Weiss. No matter how much I try to persuade them to leave. Their wills are as strong as a lion's pride.
"Plan?" Yang asks.
"We run in! And throw everything we got at it!" Ruby suggested. Sounds like something I would do... Oh, wait that was something I did for the past hour.
Blake sighs. "Guess we have no other way." She comments.
"Then let's go! Team RBYS... Team RSBY? Team... SRBY? SBRY? SYRB? Umm... How does Ozpin create the names?" I said trying to create a team name for us.
"I think RBYS is better," Ruby says.
"No. It should be YBSR." Yang says and I forgot how she said it.
"How do you say that again?" I asked her.
"No that sounds terrible. I think it's BYRS." Blake comments and I forgot how she said that as well.
"Since I'm the leader of the team it has to be RBYS." Ruby comments and then we got into an argument on how we should call ourselves. The Colossal Grimm sat up and notice us screaming and shouting. Using his left arm the Grimm tries to slam us into the next century.
"No, it should totally be, OH MOVE!" I shout as I saw the giant hand about to crush us. Everyone runs and we suddenly forgot about what to call ourselves. The Colossal Grimm quickly slams his fist into me. I planted my legs firmly into the ground and then try to block his fist with the side of my buster sword. His punch was powerful; my feets drag up the dirt and cement blocks from the ground as he was pushing me. My aura was at two percent now when he does one final punch.
Lifting my sword up I notice shards of the sword falling off... "That's not good," I comment as I saw my sword was busted and crack. The Dust Frame was completely destroyed as well. Blake does that spiderman swing and grabs me, swinging us away from the Colossal's second slam.
"Tell me you got another sword," Blake says as she plants me on the ground and retrieves her sword. I smirked at her and pull the handle down. My sword releases some air and hisses. Then the damage parts and the Dust Frame drops to the ground. Now it was just a giant pointy longsword. Roughly the same size as Qrow's sword.
"That's gotta be your last form right?" Ruby asks me and I smirk at her again. She sighs guessing that this wasn't my sword's final form. It's like Super Saiyan! One, one point five, one point seventy, one point ninety, and then there's two, two point one, two points five, then three, then a bunch of other forms no one cares about. Parts of the sword detaches and glows with power.
"This is what Q calls a funnel," I told them. Then I charge at the Colossal jumping onto his chest and slice it. My funnels fly around the Colossal's head and shoot beams at it then recharge and continue to shoot.
"Don't forget me!" Ruby yells as she jumps on the Colossal's chest as well and slices the torso with her scythe. Blake and Yang help my funnels attack the Colossal's head. With the barrier gone it was much easier to hurt and distract the Colossal. The Grimm opens its mouth to call for help, I will my funnels to focus all their power and shoot the Grimm's mouth. After that, the Grimm closed its mouth and my funnels drop to the ground having no energy left in them.
I made it fall because the Colossal Grimm can't get up without its hands. So if we remove its ability to move and decrease its size... Checkmate. It tries to grab me again as I stab my sword into his belly. Trying to get my sword out he hits me and I crash into a building breaking a ribcage. I checked my scroll and saw my aura was completely gone. I coughed out blood on my hand and saw a large amount of it.
Everyone except for Weiss had below twenty percent of their aura left. I walked out of the building and the Colossal immediately slam his palm onto me. Due to sheer will I close my eyes waiting for the end. "You dunce." I heard Weiss's voice. Guess I was in heaven... Or hell... Or where we go once we die.
"Weiss?" I said as I open my eyes. She was in front of me with a Glyph in front of her.
"Hurry up and get to safety!" She tells me as she pushes her rapier against the force of the Colossal. Using my semblance I grabbed her and ducked to the side. Now we were hiding in a destroyed building. Weiss helps me down as I grabbed my broken ribcage.
"Fuck..." I swore as I touched my ribcage. Like it seriously hurts. "Can you heal it?" I asked her and she shook her head.
"You get some rest now. I'll find a way to bring that oversized ape down." Weiss says as she stands up. I look at her back and smile as she runs into battle.
"Hey, Dragon..." I called out for my Grimm. Then in my mind, I heard the Dragon growl. "You really want to let me die like this? With this idiot mocking you?" I ask and I feel the Dragon getting angry. "Then let's finish this..." I said and he ignores me. "Fine fuck you too," I told him. The Dragon really dislikes me for some reason. When I swore at the Dragon he roars in rage. "HEAL ME YOU BITCH!" I shout and he did. My body turns to Level Seven and my ribcage heals. Then he deactivates the power by himself. My aura was at ten percent now... Damn he may be a bitch but he sure is kind.
Hearing Ruby scream I rush back into battle. Weiss, Blake, Yang and Ruby was on the ground. Rushing towards them I decided to show my weapons true form. "No! Run Soi!" Yang tells me. I press the trigger button on my sword and the sword opens up to show a transparent silver energy crystal.
"You know what this is?" I ask them. "This is the crystal that powers my ridiculous weapon..." I said.
"RUN!" Blake yells at me. The Colossal moves his hand to grab me.
"But it's also something else," I tell my team. My sword transforms for the last time and when the Colossal's hand was ready to crush me. His fingers were sliced off. Everyone looks at my new weapon. The handle was the same and the transparent crystal was now the blade of my sword. "This is the double sided sword... Also the power generator... Thingy." I tell my team.
The Grimm cries in pain because his fingers were gone. I flashed my weapon at the girls and they saw the double sided sword reflecting the setting sun's light. "That's the final form right?" Ruby asks me.
"OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS IT'S FINAL FORM?" I asked her.
"NO!" They all scream at me. When the Grimm moves to attack me with his other hand. I detach the swords and dual wield them. Slicing at an incredible speed I minced the Colossal's hand.
"That doesn't count as a new form," Ruby says as she saw I was dual wielding now. "Anyways! Go finish it!" I turned around.
"Oh! And here I thought we want to finish the Colossal... As a team." They all smile at me when I said that. Blake jumps onto the Colossal's left arm and stabs her katana into it. After that Yang swings her around the Colossal binding the Grimm's arms. Then Ruby fires some ice bullet at the Colossal's head and Yang uses some fire shells to create mist.
"Yang!" Ruby pass Yang her plan. Yang runs at her sister; Ruby does some flips and lays flat on the ground with the barrel of her scythe facing the sky. Yang jumps on the barrel then activates her semblance. The sisters both fire their guns propelling Yang towards the sky. Yang uppercuts the Colossal bringing the Colossal down and on its back.
Weiss and I were preparing for the final attack. "Soichi..." Weiss calls my name. I wiped the stoic aggressive expression off my face and turn to look at her. "Since we were talking about... Appearances."
"We never did," I said in the background.
"Whats the body part you find attractive about me?" She asks me. Oh boy... This question. Good thing I have already asked myself this question before.
"You really want to know?" I ask her and she nods. I took a deep breath and prepare my inner love. "IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE THIGHS! GOD DAMN! I WANT TO SLAM MY FACE INTO THAT! LOOK AT THAT THIGH! SWIGGITY SWOOTY! YANG AND BLAKE MAY HAVE THE CHEST! RUBY MAY HAVE THAT ASS! BUT YOU GOT THAT DAMN THIGHS! DAMN!" I shout and Weiss seems to be offended. My girlfriend was preparing to launch me at the Colossal. "But that's only my backup favorite. The most attractive thing I find about you... It's your scar." I said and she was surprised.
"You're probably the first one to said you find my scar attractive," Weiss says with a blush.
"BUT GOD DAMN THOSE THIGHS! MMMH! JUST WAITING FOR YOUR CHEST TO GROW INTO D CUPS AND THEN- AHHHH!" I was launched into the air by Weiss's Glyph. Then I was falling down towards the Colossal's face. The Colossal roars at me and opens his mouth to prepare a special beam cannon.
"Should have used that before. Now your death is inevitable." I made an X with my forearms having my two swords over my shoulders. The Colossal finish charging up its beam attack and fires it at me. "YOUR LITTLE TALE! HAS REACH THE LAST PAGE!" I shout and I press both of my sword's trigger and then I slash downwards at the Grimm. My sword summons a gigantic beam sword and it pierces the Colossal's beam and making a giant X across its chest.
I landed on the ground and put both my sword on my hips. "The End," I said and the Colossal stopped making noises and I assumed it was dead.
"WE DID IT!" Ruby yells ramming into me and hug me. I fell on the floor when she tackled me.
"I feel so tired," I comment. Weiss and Yang got Ruby off of me and my girlfriend offers me a hand. I grabbed it and she pulls me up. Looking around I saw that the Grimms were running away.
"Soichi! Are you alright?" Jaune ask me. He and his team run up with dirt covering them. We all gave a grin and a thumbs up at team JNPR.
"You guys did it!" Nora shouts and fires a grenade into the air and she pretends it was a firework.
"You saved Vale," Ren says with a smile. Looks like my dream came true. I became the Hero Vale needs. The Colossal then starts to move again.
"Impossible... It's still alive?" Blake asks as she saw the Colossal trying to sit up again. We heard clapping and I look to the distant and saw a man standing next to the Colossal. The Colossal stops moving when another person put a hand on the Colossal. I saw three people and they wore Grimm-like armor. Different from my Level Seven armor...
"Aw... How did he get here?" The person touching the Colossal comments.
"You guys damaged him badly." The person clapping says.
"Who are you people?" Blake asks brandishing her weapon.
"Just passerby. Spreading the news about the end." The person touching the Colossal says.
"The end?" I asked them.
"It's like what you said. The little fairy tale of Remnant is about to close." The person that was clapping says.
"Hey! Kira! I can eat this guy?" The person touching the Colossal asks the only person wearing a mask. That person was staring at me with those violet eyes the opposite color of my golden eyes.
"That guy is going to be my rival in volume five right?" I ask Ruby and she nods. The person named Kira nods and the person touching the Colossal giggles in joy.
"You hear that!? You get to be in my stomach." The person tells the Colossal.
"Be sure to clean up, Jayce." The older person says. If I have to guess the one name Jayce is possibly eight years old judging by his size; the other one is about twenty-two maybe? Then Kira was... About my age.
"Thanks for the meal!" Jayce says and his hands morph into a giant mouth with razor sharp teeth some broken and dislocated. My eyes widen as I saw him swallow the Colossal Grimm whole. "Mmh. Could use some barbecue sauce." Jayce comments as he licks his lips and then his hands return to normal.
"Who the hell are you guys?" Jaune asks.
"Just the messenger of the end." The older person says. Then I remember something from what I read.
"You guys... Are you humanoid Grimms?" I ask. All three of them didn't show any movements, they just stood perfectly still. The older person opens his eyes for the first time and he disappears. The dude reappears in front of me and prepares to pierce me with his hands. Ruby and Weiss moves their weapons in front of me and saved my life.
"Ford! Kira didn't say anything about killing them!" Jayce tells the person who tried to pierce my heart. "Although... I want some dragon meat. I miss the taste of dragon." Jayce says creepily and licks his lips again.
"Soichi get away from them!" I heard Ozpin shouts. He had his cane flip around to use as a weapon. Kira holds up one hand causing Jayce and Ford to jump back to him.
"You're still looking well aren't you, ya old geezer," Ford tells Ozpin.
"The three of you are not supposed to be alive!" Ozpin shouts as he jumps in front of my team and JNPR.
"Too bad because we are," Jayce says.
"Ozpin who are they?" I asked the headmaster of Beacon. Our headmaster did not answer us and was silent.
"Well, it looks like Kira is irritated now. Shall we go?" Ford asks and Kira nods slowly. Even when Ozpin arrives Kira was still staring at my eyes. Black mist rises from the ground they were standing on and they disappeared.
Who were they? My thoughts were broken as I felt a large chunk of meat wrapped around me. I look down to see Weiss shaking with fear. "It's alright Weiss. Dying is scary." I told her and I embrace her then I motion my team to join as well.
We were sitting on the ledge of the landing pad for an airbus/BullHead/Airship/Winter's private Airship... Yeah does things. I had a can of honey roasted peanuts in my hands. Weiss was the one that was actually feeding me. Because I was thinking about what the future holds.
"ZWEI!" Yang shouts as the corgi jumps into her arms.
"Wait Zwei is alive?" I asked and Weiss accidently threw a peanut in my eyes. "OW!"
"Sorry." She apologizes.
"Yeah. Ruby snuck Zwei in her bag. We couldn't tell you because we had no reception." Yang says as she throws Zwei into the air and catching him.
"So I bought a dog for no reason!?" I shouted.
"You bought a dog?" Blake asks me.
"Yeah! I thought Zwei got ran over by a truck or something." I told them.
"So where is the dog now?" Ruby asks me. Then I thought for a while.
"Oh, my god! I think it's dead." I told them as I realize I haven't feed the dog in one and a half day maybe more. Then out of nowhere the white animal climb onto Weiss's laps.
"What is this?" Weiss asks lifting her hands into the air. The golden eye animal starts to sleep on Weiss's lap.
"You lucky son of a bitch." I thought, feeling jealous of the animal I bought. "That would be the dog I bought," I answer Weiss's question.
"Um... Soichi... That's a wolf. A Snow Wolf from Atlas." Blake informs me. Then I stare at the wolf in Weiss's laps...
"GOD DAMN IT! THAT BITCH RIPPED ME OFF! WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME THIS WASN'T A DOG!?" I shouted.
"I think Soichi just didn't care about what the pet seller said." Ruby whispers to Yang and they both laugh at me.
"So what are you going to do with the wolf now?" Yang asks me. Grabbing the wolf I lift it into the air. This guy was too adorable for me to abandon it. I mean like search up images of cute baby snow/arctic wolf... Their so cute and fluffy.
"Well... I can't abandon it. Guess I'll let it die." I said and then I dropped the wolf off the ledge.
"NO!" Weiss shouts and quickly summons a Glyph saving the wolf.
"WEISS! There's like no use left for the wolf." I told her.
"But you can't kill it," Weiss says grabbing the wolf and hugged it tightly like a baby.
"Fine... How about this. The wolf is my gift for you." I told Weiss and she smiles.
"YAY! I can't believe how cute this wolf is. I always wanted a pet! And your fur is so soft and warm!" Weiss says putting her cheek against the wolf's cheek.
"Well. Guess you can name her now." I told Weiss as I grab the can of honey roasted peanut and feed myself.
"Oh, my god! I have so many names for you! Wynter, Snow, Albus, Shiro, so many names! Oh!" Weiss exclaims catching our attention. "I'll call you. Krystal!"
"With a C or K?" Ruby asks.
"K!"
Well that's it I guess. So long folks! Don't taze me! CHILL!