Chris was relaxing in his massage chair, as he enjoyed his victory. He said, as he was vibrating, "Ah… This is so sudden…"
He spoke at the 4th wall, "Last time, on The Nightmare of Onigiri… You could say that they are gunning after me, after the whole speech I made, promising peace to the world! PSYCH! Heh, heh!
Elsewhere, my apprentice, Tohru Honda led the rest of the Resistance to the Natural Molden Forest and suffered a huge suffering – Mannequin girls of cute women, available at Hot and Dainty for display. Unfortunately, Saki Hanajima survived, but barely. She's from two-armed psychic to one-armed revolutionist. Arisa Uotani was to meet Tohru, hoping to increase the odds. But Uotani was right about yours truly, and lost all trust for Onigiri. Big mistake! Hanajima and Honda now battle each other for the prize of survival. I forgot to add. It's going to rain. In this fucked-up world, rain showers plus dramatic tension equals ratings! That, and the biggest finale in this story!
Meanwhile, that FBI loser, Percival Gaynes, made quite the discovery, after Aya Hoshino, Tohru's former teacher, told him about her powers. It was there that the Good Teens and Antagony were slaughtered in their own headquarters. Gee… Who could've done it? He, he, he, he, he…
Now, all that's left is the death of Saki Hanajima. Will Onigiri win and give me what I want? Find out tonight on-!"
His massage chair stopped and said, "Uh… I didn't say you could stop!"
Percival called, with the plug in his hand, "Quite the speech you made, McLean… This is where you begin your crusade in the alternate worlds. But… Tonight… It all ends."
Chris smirked, "Percival Gaynes. I should've known you'd break in."
Percival held a gun up and said, "This time, I cannot lose."
"On what grounds? You cannot arrest me!"
"Oh, no? You set up plans, faked kidnappings, use people, manipulate Tohru Honda, cause chaos in worlds, and even make false promises! Well… I cannot arrest you. My superiors told me that you must not be here… anymore. That's why I must kill you. This is an order, not a murder charge!"
Chris applauded and said, "Very good, Agent Pervert! You get a marshmallow for that… But you're too late! Onigiri will be working for me, to make the worlds as WE see fit! And the best part is… there's nothing you can do about it! Try and kill me, with your gun. You know that you'd want to."
He threw the gun in the trash and removed his black blazer. He then prepared a Muay Thai pose and said, "Well, killing people is my specialty, only for the death penalty. But I rather use my kicks and knees to waste you away!"
He threw an air high roundhouse and added, "If so powerful, you are, show me! When I waste you, it'll be a fitting end to your reign of terror."
He then smirked, "As is your apprentice."
Chris prepared in a karate stance and said, "Oh-so! I see you are skilled in Sagat moves… I happen to be better than you. Ryu beats Sagat… any day!"
"HIYAAAAAAAAHH!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
GONG!
Chris and Percival began their fight, exchanging punches and kicks, all around the living room, destroying everything in the room. Percival delivered a knee to the gut, as Chris slammed his chest with a palm strike.
Percival smirked, as he signaled to Chris to come at him. He charged at him with a flying kick. Percival dodged it and called, "I learn this from Steven Nevins, who, in turn, learned it from a fellow revolutionist! This is an aerial kick!"
He jumped in the air and delivered a huge flying kick.
"HAAAAAAH!"
WHAM! "SUEY!"
Chris gets nailed in the head, as he went through the door, and out into the hallway. Percival jumped out and shouted, "THIS ENDS NOW!"
Chris jumped up and prepared, "Not while I am alive!"
They continued on…
Chapter 25
Honda vs. Hanajima
Elsewhere, rain started to pour, as Tohru and Hana began to fight. Tohru began to fight inside, with a huge punch to her face. Hanajima sidestepped and slammed her with a toss to the columns. Tohru was unaffected, as she was smiling evilly.
"Don't make me do this!" She cried.
"You think so?" Hanajima called, "Show me the Inner Beast you have!"
"You asked for it!"
But as she was about to grow big, thunder clapped from the sky. Tohru screamed in fear, as Hanajima signaled to her to come inside.
"Hurry! It'll rain hard, today!" She shouted, "We'll finish inside!"
They ran inside the mansion, as Tohru barricaded the door. Hanajima said, "This way…"
They ran off to a small area, which is underground and murky. They headed down the stairs and entered Chris McLean's volcanic basement, which is powered in hot lava, in scolding hot pots. Hanajima said, "We'll fight here. It's more dramatic and unique."
As she went to her position, Tohru tripped her, as Hana fell into the lava. However, Hanajima hung on, without being singed. She was hanging onto the metal catwalk, hanging on for dear life. Tohru laughed, and picked her up.
"Sorry. I tripped," Tohru giggled.
SOCK!
Hanajima punched her face. She snapped, "Dick move!"
"You wanna die, bitch?" Tohru yelled.
They began fighting again. Hanajima blocked each punch and kick that Tohru launched, while steadily trying to not fall. Tohru continued the onslaught, as Hanajima jumped out of the way, landing behind her. Hana grabbed her waist and socked her in the gut. Tohru retaliated into a huge chest strike, while Hana landed on her a fierce knee to the gut. Tohru kneeled down and roared, "THAT HURT!"
Hanajima kicked her face, knocking her out of the catwalk and onto the conveyor belt. Hana jumped down to the belt, but was caught in the neck, by her grip. She slammed her down, onto some debris, being melted for fuel for McLean's mansion. Hana kicked her out, as she got up. Tohru grabbed her arm and delivered three kicks to her right side. She delivered a huge uppercut to her face. The belt went closer to the flowing lava fall, as Hanajima leapt off. Tohru leapt off, as well, both landing on giant platform, which has a trap door for dropping debris. They began again, exchanging kick after kick and punch after punch. Some burned-up clutter dropped onto the platform, as they were fighting, avoiding it. They landed a punch and kick to each other, as Hanajima growled.
"This is your fault, Tohru! How dare you trust slime like him?"
Tohru yelled, "I HATE YOU!"
Hanajima panted, "You're like a daughter, Tohru. I love you."
"So what? You never liked me, at all!"
"Yes, well… That was your opinion!"
Tohru glared, "I hope you like fire baths…"
She ran to her and shoved her off the platform. She screamed, as she fell to her death. However, a huge bucket appeared, catching Hanajima, as it moved onward, with junk breaking her fall. Tohru walked away, as she was happy that Hanajima is dead. However…
She jumped out and flew towards Tohru.
"TOHRU!"
She tackled her down, rolling all over the factory, falling off. They landed on a huge floating platform, flowing towards the magma rocks. Hana rolled over and landed a punch at Tohru. Tohru rolled over and raked her eyes. They kept clawing and punching, until they arrived at a huge molten rock terrain. Tohru kicked Hanajima off her, landing on the rocks. Tohru shot upward at a cage, breaking a chain. The mesh cage, at about 20 feet tall and wide, started to fall in, with Hanajima inside. However, Tohru dove in and was trapped in the cage with her. She signaled to her, "If we must end, we make sure that no one dies in lava… yet!"
Hanajima said, "Hell in a cell… Fitting way to end this…"
Tohru smiled, as she glared, "You underestimated my power, Hana-Chan!"
Hanajima barked, "Don't try it! There is NO try!"
Tohru said, "Who cares? It doesn't matter if I try!"
They began to fight in the cage.
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Meanwhile, Percival and Chris continued to fight in the building, as Percival smashed his marble head sculpture with his foot, after he ducked.
"AW, MAN! THAT WAS WORTH FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!" Chris shouted.
"Well, it's worthless now!" Percival shouted.
Chris slammed his stomach and sent him flying into a window, smashing to a huge auditorium. He stumbled into the seats, as Chris laughed evilly. Percival got up and roared, "HAAAAAAH! DAH!"
Chris jumped down and began to battle with punches and kicks. Percival, with his unadulterated style, delivered a huge Thai Kick to his chin, and a Tiger Knee to his chest. Chris staggered up and landed a huge Knuckle Joe Fury Punch, plus an uppercut at his chest. Percival stumbled down the stairs and landed in the front row. He skipped-up and shouted, "Is that it? Not even close!"
Chris charged at Percival, with a flying kick, but Percival launched a Tiger Uppercut at his…
DING!
We... rather not say.
"AAH! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?" Chris screamed, in a high-pitched voice.
"I'd say that I am sorry for that, but I show NO FORGIVENESS TO YOU!" Percival cried.
He continued an onslaught of knees, heel kicks, low kicks, punches, backhands, and high roundhouses. Chris was stumbling in pain… as Percival was about to finish him off.
"Chris McLean, this is where you meet your end!" He shouted.
Chris groaned, "This officially sucks!"
"HAAAAAH!" He flew up and launched a huge dropkick, but Chris ducked, slamming into the orchestra area. He was smashed through a timpani drum. He got up and groaned, holding a cymbal in his hand. He smashed his head onto the cymbal, with a crashing sound. Chris started to ring in his ears, as Percival slammed him down on a piano. He rammed his head on the keys, making noise. Chris elbowed his jaw, and started to fight him. Percival charged at Chris, as the lightning struck. Thunder cracked and Percival landed a huge right cross to Chris's jaw; his million dollar jaw. He lambasted him with the huge elbow and slaps. Chris kicked him down, and started to run off. He felt his jaw and called, "You ruined my face! Let's call it a draw and continue, next time!"
Percival shouted, "I have an idea! How about NOW? Which I am saying, 'cause you suck!"
He chased after Chris, who was hobbling away. He jumped up in the air, as he flew over Chris. He landed a huge punch, on his face, sending him flying in the air. He jumped up and began a tussle of kicks and punches, in the air.
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Meanwhile, in the giant cell, Honda and Hanajima began fighting in the cage. Tohru slammed her to the cage, as she was screaming. Hana kicked her down and slammed her face in the ground. She slammed her face, repetitively, onto the molten rocks. Tohru's face was singed a bit, but Hana was shoved aside. She got up and dived at her. Hanajima dodged out of the way, as Tohru slammed headfirst into the mesh. Her face was cut open, as her body was in pain. Her cuts were slowly regenerating, as Hanajima cricked her neck. She launched a left hook, but Tohru dodged out of the way, but Hana kicked her face with her knee. Tohru stumbled down, but stood up, to get her anger controlled. She charged at Hana and tackled her through the cage walls. However, they slammed through the mesh and over the lava. It set off a geyser of molten lava, into the girls. However, the gusher subsided and the girls survived, floating in the lava with a huge discarded metal crate, slowly being burned up and liquefying. Hanajima and Tohru had a stare down, all bruised, bloodied, and sweating.
"Tohru, I'm sorry. I should've let you kill Chris!" Hanajima said.
"I should've known that the Resistance wouldn't let me kill Chris McLean!" Tohru replied.
"Tohru, it's over! Chris McLean and you! You're on our people to kill list! I'm gonna regret hurting you!"
"Well, from my point of view, I could say that you're evil! But in no rule, I can't! You were so good to me, but you never cared about me, when Chris McLean used me! But he was worried that you and Uo might die!"
"Aya was the one who knew! Chris knew nothing about us!"
"Well, he was there, and possibly when Aya was with him! But I refuse to believe that Chris was evil!"
"THEN, YOU ARE LOST!"
They floated all the way to the end of the lava room and stepped out, by the exit. Tohru held her arm and glared, "This is the end for you… Hanajima… This is where you die." Tohru glared in a demonic voice.
Thunder boomed outside, as rain continued to drizzle, really hard. Tohru paused and gasped. She stopped and remembered long ago.
She dropped to her knees and gasped, "No… The rain…"
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Percival grabbed Chris's neck, as he was up on the upper deck. He then cried, "THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE! I FINALLY HAVE YOU, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!"
Chris pleaded, "Spare me!"
Percival shouted, "Spare you? After the hell you have done, making Tohru Honda your bitch?"
He spoke to the 4th wall, breaking character, explaining, "See, when it comes to saying something derogatory about any character or people, it's tough to find the words you say. Take that phrase for example, "You made Tohru Honda your bitch", seeing that he is an evil mastermind, the phrase means in this theory, "You made Tohru Honda your evil lackey." But it sounds a bit wrong."
Chris said, at the 4th wall, "But, of course, we try to run a clean fanfic."
Percival said, "We also wanted to add an "OOOH…" sound track on that part, but they said, "No. This is a serious dramatic fan fic, for the people. Laugh tracks and audience tracks make no sense".
Think about it."
He turned to Chris and continued, "You're a sorry excuse of a flesh bag! You want to hurt everybody, do it on your own time… IN HELL!"
Chris pleaded, "NO! Please spare me! I won't do it again!"
"That's right you will, you Canadian, arrogant, cleft-stubble, calamity freaky, Newfoundland, reality TV MOTHERFUCKER!"
He was about to strike a huge right fist at his face, but Aya appeared, out of nowhere, and grabbed his wrist. She spoke in an echo, "This fight is over…"
Percival growled, as he struggled, "NO! LET ME GO! CHRIS MUST DIE!"
Chris gasped, "You again!"
Aya said, "It's not worth it! Please! Chris will get his, eventually! I cannot let you go in and destroy him!"
Percival growled, "I shall! You said that we must kill him!"
Aya shouted, "AND WHAT? THROW AWAY YOUR LIFE, JUST SO YOU CAN KILL HIM?"
He paused, as Chris broke free. He ran off, shouting, "SO LONG, LOSERS!"
He laughed evilly, as Percival was in complete anger. Aya composed him and said, "It's fine. Another day… we'll end Chris McLean, someday. But now is not the right time. I appreciate what you're doing, just for me… but this isn't how it'll end."
Percival griped, "I… I was so close!"
Aya pleaded, "It'll be fine. We should go, before this storm gets any worse off."
The thunder boomed loudly, as Percival sighed, "Fine. But next time I meet Chris McLean, he's fucking dead! I'll do it, not just for me, but for everybody, including you!"
They left, as she said, "Well, my vision said that he dies in his mansion. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet."
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Tohru was on her knees, remembering the past, when Hana gave her words of wisdom.
It happened on a rainy night, the night that she found out about Kyo Sohma's true form. She was by her mother, Kyoko Honda's grave, in pain, in scratches, and immobile. Hanajima ran to her, as Uo tried to comfort her. But Hanajima shoved her out of the way.
"Go. Tohru… There's somewhere you need to be. You have to go. Tohru! GET UP!"
"I… I can't… I just can't!" Tohru sobbed.
Uo shouted, "Stop it, Hana!"
She restrained Uo and pleaded to Tohru, "PLEASE! GET UP!"
"What are you doing?" Uo shouted, "Let go of me!"
Hanajima then said to her, as she held Uo tight, "There's something you need to do! You're the only one who can. You know I am right."
"The hell does THAT mean?" Uo barked.
"This isn't something we can help you with… We can't. All we can do is to tell you to go…"
She cried out, "SO, HURRY UP! GO! GO!"
Those words burned inside Tohru, in fear and thought. Hanajima cried out, "Chris McLean was using you! You were supposed to be the chosen one! You know I am right! You were to make the alternate worlds in peace; not bring it into darkness! You were to bring balance to our well-livings; NOT into chaos!"
She wept tears and shouted, "YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME! CHRIS IS USING YOU FOR HIS SICK AND TWISTED DEEDS! You have to listen to me!"
Tohru sobbed and said, "I… I don't know… Uo… Hana…"
Hanajima said, "Everything about us that Chris said to you was all lies. He is using you! I know it! You know I am right!"
She turned her back and said, "You have a choice… You can kill me… or you can find out the truth."
She was in a predicament. She held her head and was in tears. Tohru couldn't decide. As Hana's words burn into her, dropped her head and screamed up to the heavens.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
Tohru calmed down and got up. Hana was waiting, but Tohru cringed, "What have I become?"
She said to her, "Hana… I can't…"
Hanajima turned to her and asked, "Why? Tohru, do you trust me?"
"I just can't kill you… I love you…"
Hana let out a smile. She approached her, about to hug her, but Tohru stopped her. She said, as she turned away from Hanajima, "But if what you said is true… I should find the answer, myself. I'm sticking to Chris McLean… but only to know the truth. But, you must never see me again. I've become a hated deity… I've become a monster. It makes me sick."
"Tohru…"
"I'm sorry. The way I am… I don't deserve to stay with you… not after what I've become. But thank you for helping me out, all these times… when you were in my aid…"
She turned away, as Hana was in shock. Tohru concluded, "Go… and never return. You have to be where you need to be… I promise… when this is over… I may return…"
Hanajima said, "Yes. I'll be waiting…"
She whispered, "Goodbye… Hana-Chan…"
She left, as Hanajima started to pant heavily. She held her arm and was in pain. She left the mansion and headed to where Uo was.
"Uo!"
But will she get there, before it's too late?
We might BE too late!
The final chapter of this nightmare is coming… as we look at how Onigiri was finalized… by killing Chris McLean.
