I edited this chapter so make someone happy. I knew someone was going to complain about it...oh well. I hope youre happy. :)

101 Books

Over the next two weeks Anko trained her two brats in chakra suppressing and sensing. Surprisingly Naruto was advanced for his rank in both. Anko put the kid at low-chunin which quite frankly surprised the hell out of her. When she asked the boy she got a very interesting explanation.

"Well, I like pulling pranks. It's fun and they make me think a lot. Each prank is unique, and each prankee is unique. I have to adjust to each prankee. About two years ago I started pranking ninja clans. Some of my earlier pranks were thwarted because they always managed to spot me. I had to learn how to hide my chakra. It's still kind of hard to do it without concentrating, but I got the hang of it. Hinata-chan helps me with chakra sensing. When she first started following me around I could sense her, but she kept getting better at hiding herself so I had to keep getting better at sensing her. Because of her I can usually tell when someone is following me. It's awesome! It's helped me escape from angry prankees a lot! The only one that I can't sense too well is Iruka-sensei…he's just weird that way."

Due to her past hobby of stalking Naruto, Hinata's stealth, and tracking was pretty good too. Anko ranked her as high-genin. Training the two turned out to be pretty fun. She would make them evade her snakes for as long as possible. It was a difficult assignment especially since her snakes followed them by scent, heat signature, and chakra.

Unfortunately, Anko had not been able to get her hands on her third brat yet. Key word: yet.

-Naruto POV-

"Kiba get away from Hinata!"

Naruto pushed the other boy away and dislodged his arm from Hinata's waist.

"She doesn't belong to you!" Kiba yelled.

"Well she doesn't belong to you either!"

Hinata rolled her eyes. Kiba and Naruto had been this way since their fight a few weeks ago. Most of their arguments were in jest, and occasionally she would get dragged into the middle of them. She didn't mind though. The boys were closer than ever.

Hinata smiled to herself. She was glad that her Naruto-kun made another friend. He didn't have many of them. Even some of the other students shunned the blonde boy with the sunny personality. It was depressing. What's wrong with her Naruto-kun? Naruto is a good person. He's friendly, loyal, and oh so very loveable. People should be swarming him, and trying to make him their friend, but instead they treated Sasuke-san that way. Quite frankly, Hinata didn't understand the appeal of the black haired boy. His personality was far too abrasive, and he was arrogant and rude.

Sasuke's parents were dead…his whole family was dead. She knew that. She believed that a part of his personality may have been shaped by that traumatic event, but did that really excuse his behavior now? Naruto-kun never got the chance to meet his family. As far as Hinata knew, Naruto had been alone for most of his life. He had more of a right to be so angry than Sasuke. At least, Sasuke once had a family. At least he had good memories to look back on. Naruto had no memories. He had nothing.

Hinata sighed. Maybe she was being too judgemental. She didn't know how Sasuke worked, and there was no way for now how deep his pain ran. She was just beyond thankful that Naruto had turned out the way he was. She just hoped that Sasuke managed to find the strength to move on with his life and be happy. To let go.

"How the hell are you doing that?" she tuned back into the boys at the shout of disbelief. Naruto was tree walking. He stood upside down on a branch and stuck his tongue out at Kiba.

"I told you I could do it you mutt."

"Mutt? I'll let that slide as long as you show me how to do that."

"Let it slide? Psch. Whatever." Naruto jumped down. "Okay, this is how you do it."

Hinata watched Naruto show Kiba how to tree climb for a few minutes before joining them. The three academy students spent the rest of the lunch period working on their chakra control, and after a few minutes of debate Hinata and Naruto decided to bring him to their afternoon training session…with Anko.

-Anko POV-

Three blips popped up on Anko's internal chakra radar. Three, not two.

Anko began to cackle madly.

Everything was going according to plan.

-Kiba POV-

'This lady is crazy!' Kiba dodged a strike from a snake summon. He was sure that it was lethal so he worked harder to avoid it. Akamaru was right beside him running from his own set of snake summons. Anko had Hinata and Naruto run with him for the first hour before she sent them off to work on their chakra suppressing. Kiba thought it was a set up.

They knew this lady was crazy, but they neglected to tell him. He was so going to punch Naruto after this, and maybe kiss Hinata on the cheek. That would definitely piss off the blonde traitor. He wasn't going to make Hinata angry though. She was kind of scary. In fact, most of the class was wary of the Hyuuga heiress after she thoroughly trashed Sasuke during their class match. Kiba did not want a jyuuken to the face, or heart, or nads. Especially the nads. Those were too useful to be damaged.

-Two hours later-

Kiba twitched on the ground and moaned softly.

"You still have enough energy to twitch? Tch. I must be slipping." Anko grabbed the exhausted boy and tossed him over his shoulder, she picked up his ninken and deposited him on her other shoulder.

"Time to find my other toys."

Five minutes later she found Hinata, and Naruto. The two were talking quietly, but before Anko made it close enough to hear what they were saying Hinata fainted into Naruto's arms.

"Dammit! I missed the show."

-ten minutes earlier with Hinata and Naruto-

"Do you think she killed him yet?" Hinata asked in all seriousness.

"Nah, Kiba's strong. He'll survive the first week." He said just as serious. The couple looked at each other before breaking down in giggles. Manly giggles on Naruto's end of course.

"I've been thinking Hinata," he said after they calmed down, "Kiba's pretty cool, loyal, and nice."

"Yes, Naruto-kun?"

"So do you think that maybe we can let him join us?"

"Huh?" Naruto couldn't be serious.

"I know I know. We just got together not long ago, but I think it'll be good for us."

'I think he is serious.' Hinata thought in shock. Her face began to turn red.

"I mean, two is good and all, but I think we could do so much more with three of us. Just think of all of the possibilities! I got this awesome book their other day, and you'll be amazed at what three people could do with their bodies. Heck, just me and Kiba alone could do some pretty cool things, ya know, us being two boys and all."

Hinata let out a squeak before collapsing in Naruto's arms.

And she didn't even know she had a thing for yaoi.

"I'll tell you all about the book when you wake up. Gai-sensei highlighted the best training techniques in it.

AN: miss me? My Wi-Fi is out. I'm sad.