(I have decided to stay, thanks to all that reviewed. But I have given over 400 reviews and have less then 100 make those up now. And I live with Skully because I want to live in Ireland not God damn Texas. Pardon the language.S is skully, MM is is my twin. And M is me.)

"Can I glue the cat to the ceiling?"MercyFul Fear asked Skulduggery Pleasant.

"No absolutely n- where did you get the cat?"Skulduggery asked.

"Outside stupid."She said innocently petting her black cat.

"Well put it back."S

"She is not an it."M

"Put her back."S

"Her name is not her its Madeline."M

"Well put Madeline back."S

"No."M

"Please."S

"Never."M

"Mercy please put Madeline back."S

"N-O. No."M

"MercyFul Fear put the damn cat back!"S

"Jerk."M

"Mercy please I beg of you."S

"What are you going to do? Bite me?"M

"Be a good girl and I'll give you peanut butter and maybe a hug." then Flash she was out and then came back empty handed.

"Here's your peanut butter,"He hugged her."now be good while I go on a case with Valkyrie. Promise to be good."

"Mhmhm."MercyFul said eating the peanut butter with her hands.

3 hours later...

"MercyFul I'm home."There was silence. "Mercy where are you?"Still nothing as he walked into the kitchen."I see you ate all the peanut butter."He said looking into the pantry.

MEOW.

"What the world was that?"Skulduggery said looking up to the ceiling and wouldn't you know there was a black cat up there.

"Yesterday did it."MercyFul said from the hall going to her room.

1 day later...

"Your grounded."Skulduggery said to MercyFul.

"Well can I at least teach toddlers how to swim though I don't know?"MercyFul asked innocently.

"God no Mercy."S

"Well then don't ground me. What are you going to ground me from...T.V.?"M

"Nope. You stole all the peanut butter in the state of Texas your staying grounded."S

"Pfft then what are you grounding me from again?"M

"No books, peanut butter or music for 3 months."S

"What? No please Skully you can't do that to me I beg of you."M

"No."With that he left slamming the door with 67 different locks on it,behind himself. Hoping the bared windows would help too.

3 hours later...

Skulduggery was in his living room reading when Mademise Morte burst through the front door.

"Where's my twin?"MM

"Grounded."S

"From what...T.V.?"MM

"No books, peanut butter or music for 3 months." S. Slap. His skull fell off.

"Your evil you know she can't live with out those."MM

"Not my fault."S

"Jerk.*#!^%&."She said stomping out. Then he picked up his skull and put it on, and then his phone rang, showing him a text message from MercyFul. It read:

Let me out :(

No ;) He replied.

Jerk *#!^%& She sent back.

After he laughed, they are twins.

3 weeks later...

Crash. Skulduggery watched as his precious car made a whole where the front door used to be. There was no one in the driver's seat. MercyFul walked in through the whole, hands in her pocket.

"Close your mouth before I decide to pull off your jaw."M

"MercyFul what did you do?"S

"Uhh...Yesterday did it."She said going to her room.

1 week later...

"MercyFul who is this so called person you keep blaming things on?"S

"Yesterday?"M

"Yes, yes. It isn't healthy to blame things on made up people."S

"But she is real."M

"I saw you do all those things Mercy."S

"No she did, because she is me but isn't."M

"What? Expalin that."S

"She is me but isn't."M

"Clearify."S

"She is my reflection, so she is me but is not."M

"So she did those things? And she needs to be grounded?"S

"Thank you. You finally understand."M

"No its you who I ground."S

"Its her not me."M

"No its her but you."S

"No its her."M

"No its her that's you."S

"No its her."M

"No its her not you."S

"Exactly."M

"Ugh."S