A.N – Okay so clearly the fact that this is "fanfiction" you all should know that we don't own twilight or the host or anything... but our freaky bella powers... and their emoness! So disclaimer... yeah check!

Alrighty so thankyou SO much for all your reviews! Just to explain we sorta took the last chapter as a chance to do a one shot inside our story... no more Lauren POV's or Mike's or Angela's or Ben's or Renee's... but yeah it was mostly for fun...

Okay so we got told to do the last chapter in Bella's and Edward's POV and to be honest... we were gunna do it anyway XD LOL!

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Alright... Chapter 26... the REAL pimps and Hoes!

EPOV

"Like, hi Edward!" Someone asked from behind me.

"Um, do I know you?" I asked turning around. Ah, another new girl. She'll be eaten alive... HOLY CRAP ITS LAUREN!

"Yes silly, it's like, me... Lauren! How do you like my outfit?" HAHA SHE'S A NERD! Like a real nerd. It looks like those are prescription glasses... wow, she wears contacts... crap better answer she's still looking at me.

"It suits you, it's very... flattering... on you?" I said it as a question unintentionally... I was trying to hold back laughter. I heard Emmett and Jasper snicker behind me. Why me?

"Thanks Eddie!"

"Only my brothers get to call me Eddie!" and even then I don't like it.

"Whatever. Did you want to catch up for some study after school?" GUH SHE WINKED! *MENTAL HURL*

"HELL NO!" That was rude... "Er, that is to say no. Sorry, we've got the gig tonight." CRAP WHAT DID I JUST DO!

"Oh really, where?!" Emmett and Jasper were whispering behind me... good they'll bail me out. Jasper whispered in my ear.

"Dude, tell her... maybe she'll come like that... laughing stock!" SWEET!

"Um we're playing at" Brace yourself Edward... "Destiny. You should come... don't change though... it looks good. You'll fit right in." I waved her away. The girls were coming... she had to go. She walked away. Excellent... Lauren Mallory... laughing stock of the school and general public all in one day.

"Genius" I said to my brothers and we knocked fists.

BPOV

"We look like sluts!" Rose said opening her coat quickly before we got out of the car. We'd taken her car today and there were plenty of mirrors for checking makeup and hair.

"That's sort of the point Rosie." I said taking my coat off. We told mum we'd keep them on all day... but then no one would see our outfits... we especially wanted the Cullen's seeing.

"Okay girls, the boys are over there... remember, we're hanging on them all day... Pimps and Hoes! Alrighty... let's go. Get a good look now so you don't faint when you see them up close. THEY LOOK HOT!" Alice piped in from the back seat. She had her head rested on the passenger's seat and was goo goo eyed.

"They DO look hot!" Rose said she sounded as though it took all her effort not to squeal.

I looked out the windscreen and saw a nerd talking to Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Aww they're being nice.

"New girl?" I asked.

"Look again... Lauren!" OH MY FREAKING GOD!

"Edward looks HOT!" I heard a girl outside the car say. The closest bottle top flicked into her head... I wonder how that happened.... *shifty eyes shifty eyes*

I looked back to the boys. Looking to Emmett first, then Jasper, and saving Edward for last. Emmett was wearing a full on 'Pimp' outfit. He took the whole day very seriously. Deep Purple suit, black shirt and striped purple and black tie, black shoes, and a purple 'pimp' had with a single feather coming from the band. He looked AMAZING!

Jasper was wearing a white pair of slacks, black shoes, black belt, white tee and white coat. It matched really well! He had his hair all swept back. He was going for Player!

Edward... was Edward, need I say more? He was wearing a black snug suit, with the sleeves rolled up and a thick red tie, messily tied around his neck. His hair was all messy and all I wanted to do was run my fingers through it...

"Alright girls, they've seen us... Lauren is leaving... let's go. Remember... the point of today is SKANKY! All over them. Rose, you can have your precious Emmett... Get on that already, not literally but you get it... well literally if you want, I mean... it's your choice... okay whatever. Um I want Jasper! Not literally... cos umm no... but it's fun to tease him all day... Izzy you get Eddie. Mostly cos he's not stopped looking at you the past week but also cos you've been saying his name in your sleep the past two weeks, and something about bears... whatever. Right let us go forth and fetch our men!" Alice said leaping from the car taking her coat with her. Rose and I shrugged and then too replaced our coats and got out of the car.

EPOV

The girls got out of the car in knee length trench coats. Okay good start... I can see from their knees down and there isn't any clothing... good, good... keep going...

(a.n – we just loved the baseball scene in the movie with supermassive black hole by muse playing so thats our 'tune' for this little display... LOL)

The girls all looked at each other and Bella leaned back in the door of the car. Her coat went up... still no clothes! KILL ME NOW!

Supermassive black hole by Muse pumped through the speakers... I was beginning to love these displays... Bella stood back in between the other two girls and they began 'cat walking' toward us... we are the LUCKIEST men in history! Bella was slightly ahead of her sisters and she began taking off her coat. Alice and Rosalie began copying her movement and they suddenly stopped right in front of us.

*Gulp*

They slid their coats to the ground.... *GULP* I stood straighter. (Nothing sus! Just adjusted position... you sickos =P) Bella was wearing strappy heels, nothing, nothing, nothing... my eyes trailed up her body. Her beautiful long legs were bare, the only item of clothing was the shortest mini skirt in the history of mini skirts! Her sisters had identical ones. Alice was in baby pink, Rosalie in blood red and Bella in black. Their flat stomachs were bare. Just where their ribs started they had a lacy silky shirt starting to cover their skin... Bella had no straps, Alice had frills covering her shoulders and Rosalie had spaghetti straps. All their hair was down with curls, and large hoop earings. Their makeup was flawless. Full red lips and dark black eyes. Bella looked like an Emo still... which I liked.

Bella stepped out of their triangle and looped her arm with mine and was now 'hanging' off me. Swish!

Alice and Rosalie had done the same with Emmett and Jasper. We were all wearing goofy grins now. We walked away leaving their coats on the ground. We weren't letting them put those back on now! ARE YOU C RAZY?!

"Ladies, we have to love you and leave you unfortunately... but we'll see you at lunch." I said giving Bella a kiss on the hand. She blushed and it looked adorable!

"Edward, we've gotta go..." Emmett pulled my arm I walked backwards away from Bella being dragged by Emmett.

"How long was he like that?" Jasper asked Emmett.

"Like 10 or so minutes... we're going to be late!" Emmett boomed. Was I really staring at her for that long? She's amazing!

BPOV

"The boys looked amazing right?" Rosalie said while fixing her hair.

"Yeah I know! Oh and Angela and Ben couldn't stop looking at each other... seems they've only got eyes for each other... would they get a move on already!" Alice jumped out of her chair as the bell went.

Lunch... YAY!

I sat down at the lunch table and Edward and the boys soon joined us. Edward sat down next to me and I leaned into him. This felt so right!

"Bella, the bell went." WHAT THE CRAP? Lunch is over already?

"uh... oh alright." I stood up and Edward pushed a stray lock of hair behind my ear.

We walked alone to gym. I leaned into Edward the whole way.

"I've got to go now Kid. I'll be right back... Alice needs me."

"Kay." He brushed his fingertips over my cheek. Who said he was a 'bad boy'... I see no bad boy here!

"Bella, Kid, I've gotta go meet with Emmett and Jasper. We've gotta organise who's house we're 'staying' at tonight so we can sneak out... I'll meet you at Destiny at 9. Don't be late." Edward kissed my hand again. That stupid wind just loves making its appearance at the most annoying times!

Emmett lifted Rose up and kissed her cheek.

"Be good now lil lady" Jasper said tipping his hat toward Alice.

"Yes sir." Alice said curtsying.

With that we twirled and walked out the door. We didn't look back but we knew we were being watched.

"Hey, you guys look like skanks!" my temper flared!

Rosalie said something but I couldn't hear. I was trying to hold myself together.

DATE! WHAT THE CRAP?

"destiny, he's playing there tonight... aww didn't you know?" HOLD IT TOGETHER! The trees started shaking. I could feel them bowing against me.

"Lauren, I'd leave if I were you... and fast!" Rosie said.

"and miss the little emo crying and trying to kill herself?" EMO? WHAT THE CRAP!

My anger exploded, Lauren flew back into the wall. Her would have a spectacular bruise on it.

"Izzy, CALM DOWN! C'mon she's not worth it! Calm down... do you want me to find Edward?" Alice was trying to sooth me. Edward's name made it worse Alice stepped back and I walked toward Lauren. She was unconscious. But she'd remember. I had to 'persuade her' that this didn't happen.

"You alive Lauren?" I said once she was opening her eyes a little. Now's my chance.

"Lauren you fell down two flights of stairs." She looked at her shoes then closed her eyes again.

"My date with Edward, will I be okay for that?" She looked scared. Damn why couldn't I convince her that wasn't real!?

"You'll be okay in a few hours." I said through clenched teeth.

"Well good I was worried" I couldn't help it the rage I was suppressing broke through. Her bed started shaking.

"Are you okay?" she asked me.

"Yes. Fine. What?"

"I asked if you're okay. I know you like Edward, but he's mine now. We're together. Jake likes you..." The door started shaking.

"Bella? Bella, where are you?" Edward called from the hall.

"Bella, the lights, the door, Bella are you okay?" We heard the nurse mutter something and then Edward burst through the door. I couldn't look at him.

"I'm fine Eddie, Izzy was just leaving." Lauren had made it clear that she and Edward were a thing so I left.

"Bella?" Edward grabbed my hand and the bed and door stopped shaking.

"I've gotta go!" I said after an immeasurable time. I couldn't bare to let go. I felt so much better with his hand around mine. Safer. Normal. I had to get out of here!

The lights behind me flickered and my head pounded. I couldn't stay here I had to go!

EPOV

A date! Was she kidding me?!

"YOU IDIOT IT'S NOT A DATE IT'S TO GET YOU OUT THERE IN THAT HILLARIOUS OUTFIT!" I yelled at her. She didn't seem to hear.

I left.

I tried to find Bella. She was gone, Rose's car was gone. The boys were still there waiting. They shook their heads as I approached.

"We heard dude, we're sorry we didn't mean for THAT to happen." Jasper said and Emmett nodded.

"It's not your fault." I said and we climbed into the car.

"Do you mind if we do these songs?" I handed the boys a list when we got to Destiny.

"No problem! We've got only 4 songs tonight though so you'll have to cut one..." Emmett trailed off.

"This one." Jasper pointed to his favourite.

"Thanks" and with that we walked on stage.

BPOV

It felt worse the further away from Edward I got.

"We don't have to go tonight!" Alice said

"I agree... Ice cream?" Rose asked.

"NO we're going! I've gotta show Edward that I don't need him!"

"But you do" Blaze was on speaker phone.

"No, I don't. And we're going! End of story!" I said and with that the girls and Blaze let me sleep.

Game back on Edward!

EPOV

Bella walked in holding her head. She was hurt. I did that to her. I had to fix it.

"This song is dedicated to...."

a.n bet your dying to know what that song is... what'd ya think?

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