Song: "Online" by Brad Paisley
Disclaimer: If me and Brambleshadow actually owned NCIS then we'd be rich.
Chapter Twenty-Six: Online
McGee tried to no avail to stop Abby from pushing in onto the stage. He turned red when he saw the song lyrics pop up but sang his heart out anyway.
"I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight"
Tony looked up from his sorrows to see the Elf Lord gain some confidence as he sang on:
"I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace"
The audience started to bob their heads along to McGeek's singing Tony started to perk up and watch.
"'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online"
Tim started to strum an air guitar to the amusement of the team. They all chuckled as the team computer nerd sang on:
"I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac"
Abby smiled at the man singing his heart out on the stage. She then looked at Tony. She smiled at the man who had sang before Tim. Tony was starting to loosen up and smile at the singing. She got the feeling Tony would return to his normal goofy self soon. She returned her attention to Tim's singing:
"In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade."
The team and the fangirls watched on as the shy and kind NCIS agent belted out the rest of the song:
"Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online"
The entire bar started clapping hard. Tim blushed as he walked back to the team. Abby was about to hug him when she was beaten to the punch by Tony. Tony whispered just loud enough, "Thanks for being my friend and cheering me up."
Tim smiled and said, "It's my pleasure. I do have an idea to cheer you up even more."
Tim whispered it into Tony's ear and the older man smiled wide. Both agents looked over at the girls and smirked. Revenge was a sweet thing.
Author's Note: I hope you guys liked this song. I had this awesome image of Sean Murray doing this awesome air guitar riff while writing this chapter. Now that my time with the Elflord is done I pass you guys to Brambleshadow with an ABBA classic. My next chapter will be Gibbs singing the Green Day song-Boulevard of Broken Dreams. I hope you guys continue to read this story. It's been a lot of fun to help out on. *gives an applause to Brambleshadow* Anyways… Please review below… *gives Gibbs stare to reader* ~Valkyrie-chick