Time Lord Cheating
"I can't believe you'd do that!" Rose said in mock disappointment.
She, Micky, and Jackie all shook their heads in disapproval at the Doctor.
"Me? What did I do?" The Doctor attempted a look of wounded innocence.
"Says he's going to take a quick trip to the loo," Mickey said, raising his eyebrows at the Doctor.
"I'll say it was quick- he only just left the room before he was back again!" Jackie gave the Doctor the evil eye.
Rose shook her head again. "Did you really think we wouldn't hear it? I mean you can hear the thing halfway across London!"
This drew a small smile from the Doctor, who attempted to hide it by putting his head down. "Jealous- that's what you are. The lot of you!"
He grabbed the small piece of pie and put it in the correct slot. "I win!"
Rose threw a pillow at his head.
"Fancy using the TARDIS to cheat at Trivial Pursuit!"
I would totally use the TARDIS to win at pointless board games. Our family's motto for games is "It's not cheating if you don't get caught!"