Ep. 26: Honey, Sky Is A Kid Part 2
(Nearly half an hour has passed. Earlier on, Bashur had return back to his INN to fetch his dog, PewFace, so if he could track down the toddler. Currently, the guys are looking throughout all the alleys off of the suburb, looking for Sky).
-Jerome: Sky!?
-Bodil: Sky, where are you!?
-Bashur: Sky, if you come out right now, I won't punch you!
(Jerome and Bodil glance angrily at the melon man from that comment).
-Bashur: Uh, I mean...I'll give you some fruit punch...but don't get too antsy about it. PewFace, have you found anything yet?
-PewFace: I'm still looking. Calm your balls down.
(PewFace sniffs the ground intently for a scent. Then, he picks up something).
-PewFace: Wait, I think I found a scent! He must be on the other side from where we are.
(PewFace dashes from the alley, Bashur, Jerome, and Bodil follow after him).
(A split second later)
(The guys end up at a dumpster, completely overflowing with junk and trash).
-Bodil: (sarcastically) Wow...and here, I thought that dogs had an amazing sense of smell.
-Bashur: I don't know...there might be a some chance he could be in there.
-Jerome: Dude, Sky is about the same height as PewFace, shoulder to shoulder. How could he crawl into a dumpster that high?
-Bashur: Well, there's only one way to find out...
(Bashur willingly walks forward towards the dumpster and crawls into it. The Minecrafters and the canine look in pure disgust as the melon man rolls around in the trash, looking for the toddler).
-Jerome: Oh my Notch, that is so nasty.
-PewFace: Hey, I'm a dog. I roll around in trash and dirt as well. This...this is just below the level of what I do when I'm bored.
-Bodil: Usually, people will dumpster for things worth of value. They even toss away games...and they are actually good. Did you hear that someone found an entire dumpster filled with copies of 'Call Of Army: Dark Ops?'
-Jerome: Oh yeah, I heard about it, too. What kind of person would throw away such a awesome first-person shooter game?
(Suddenly, Bashur crawls to the surface of the dumpster, panting).
-Bashur: Well, I didn't find him...he's not in here...but I did step on something squishy. It was either a human brain...or a pile of spaghetti.
-Jerome: I'm...really hoping that it's just spaghetti.
(PewFace glances behind him and sees something that the guys wouldn't have to see).
-PewFace: Uh...guys?
(Jerome and Bodil turn around while Bashur gazes from the dumpster. In their sight, they see Sky. But he is crawling in the middle of the busy road).
-Jerome and Bodil: SKY!
(They take off from the alley, desperate to keep Sky out of harm's way).
-Bashur: Wait! I'm coming!
(Bashur begins to crawl out of the dumpster, but falls over once he is out and lands flat on his face. PewFace pads up to the fallen Minecrafter and sniffs him).
-PewFace: Ugh! You smell like a zombie horse who loves to juggle trash bags.
-Bashur: (muffled) That wasn't even a proper description of how bad I smell right now!
-PewFace: Then, you smell like sweaty gym shorts and rancid milk.
-Bashur: (muffled) Now that's just better. You made half of my self-confidence disappear. I hope you're happy.
(Meanwhile, Jerome and Bodil frantically run up and down the sidewalk, itching for a chance to get on the road to rescue Sky. Multiple vehicles begin to pass by, but luckily, Sky stays in the center of the road).
-Jerome: Hang on, Sky! We're coming! Bodil, you go first!
-Bodil: No way! I'm not going. You go first!
-Jerome: Bodil, I'm not in the mood to get into an argument with you. Go and save Sky now!
-Bodil: (Scoffs) You can't make me!
(Jerome growls angrily at the Bulgarian. He grabs him by the shoulder and yanks him towards the street. Bodil stumbles onto the pavement. He quickly dashes out of the way of an oncoming car. Bodil avoids the path of any speeding cars and makes his way towards Sky. He quickly picks him up. He looks over his shoulder and screams when an 18-wheeler truck comes into view. He runs back to where Jerome and Bashur are as the large vehicle speeds by, a strong gust of wind blows Bodil slightly away from the road. Luckily, he reaches the sidewalk with Sky in his arms, panting heavily as he looks at Jerome with an annoyed expression).
-Bodil: Are you happy now?
-Jerome: Hey, I wasn't looking forward to becoming road-kill. At least you and Sky made it out in one piece.
(Bashur makes it to the duo after getting to his feet).
-Bashur: Is Sky okay!?
-Bodil: He's fine.
-Bashur: Oh, thank god. If something bad were to have happened to him, I don't know what I would do.
(Bodil raises Sky a few feet above him and looks intently at him).
-Bodil: What is wrong with you? You could have killed me and yourself!
(The toddler just looks at Bodil, his eyes hidden away with his small sunglasses. Then, his bottom lip begins to quiver a bit).
-Bodil: Um, why is his lip moving like that?
-Bashur: Uh, I think he's gonna start crying.
(Bodil quickly reacts and brings the toddler down).
-Bodil: What!? No, no, no, no! Don't-don't cry! What-what do you want? Do...do you want...do you want to see Bashur get hurt?
(Sky doesn't respond, so Bodil takes his silence as a yes).
-Bodil: Okay, let's see Bashur get hurt.
-Bashur: Wait, what!?
(Bodil turns to Bashur and rest a hand on his shoulder).
-Bodil: (hushed) Do this for the child.
(Then, Bodil carelessly pushes Bashur. The melon man yelps girlishly as he is pushed. Then, a nearby vehicle comes and hits Bashur. The melon hits the windshield with his body, slides off the hood, and falls to the pavement. The toddler giggles uncontrollably, as well as Bodil. Jerome just looks with a pained expression as Bashur rolls around on the road, groaning in pain. Meanwhile, the driver of the car gets out and walks over to Bashur, concerned about the melon's state after the hit).
-Man: Oh my Notch! Are you okay, sir?
-Bashur: (groaning) I'm fine. Just...next time, hit me harder.
(After the incident with the car, the Minecrafters head back to Bashur's INN with Sky. But right before they can reach it, on their way, someone blocks their path. It's Deadlox).
-Deadlox: Jerome, Bodil, Bashur.
-Bashur: Oh, hey there...'prickhead'.
(Jerome and Bodil snicker as Bashur reads the curse word, written across Deadlox's forehead. Deadlox blushes embarrassingly as he covers his forehead).
-Bashur: So...what's up? Still trying to get the curse words off of your face?
-Deadlox: (seething) You could say that...but what I'm really interested in...is why the heck Sky is a kid.
(Jerome and Bodil glance down at the child beneath them, then Jerome looks up and defends himself and the others).
-Jerome: We don't need to tell you anything. This is for us to know, and you to never figure out.
-Deadlox: Really? Then, I don't supposed you wouldn't mind if I show this to Sky...
(Deadlox kneels down to the child's level. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out an ingot of butter. Sky immediately runs from the men and grabs the ingot out of Deadlox's grasp. Deadlox picks up Sky while he relishes the ingot, Jerome and the others look in shock from the child's choice).
-Bashur: Sky, how could you!?
-Deadlox: Heh. I had a feeling that Sky would still enjoy the sight of butter. I'll just take care of him from this point. I know everything that has happened. So...I guess I'll see you all later...I mean, if you're still standing when you meet Dawn after I meet her first.
-Bashur: Oh, no, you don't!
(Bashur leaps towards Deadlox, but he quickly pulls out an Ender Pearl and throws it. Deadlox vanishes into thin air, Bashur lands on the surface of the sidewalk, purple particles float over him. The melon lifts himself up, and realizes that Deadlox had disappeared).
-Jerome: Oh...
-Bodil: Crap...
-Bashur: Berries.
(Jerome, Bodil, and PewFace look awkwardly at the melon. Bashur turns and notices their awkward expressions).
-Bashur: Oh, uh...I thought we were passing on words to describe on what just happened and how our asses are probably gonna get handed to us.
-PewFace: (sarcastically) You're a real piece of work, you know that?
-Bashur: Why, thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to say how sorry I am for leaving this series unfinished. I felt so guilty leaving it without completing it, but I just really wanted to get to work on Sky Legends: Herobrine's PayBack, which is completed if you didn't know. So, I promise to this series done as soon as possible. The last incoming chapters will probably not be as funny, like the other chapters, but I'll try my best. Once again, I really want to say sorry and I hope you guys can forgive me for leaving this story unfinished. :(