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Dear Manly Journal,
I don't know what the hell to do! I'm pretty sure they're going to kill me. The good news is that Geoff sent me a text and let me know that Chris is talking about getting a new cast soon so maybe that means he'll be focused on that and send everyone out of the playa! There is still hope that I may make it out of this joint alive! Keeping my fingers crossed Mclean!
So, I guess I should tell you about my awkwardness of being Tyler's boyfriend? It's really because of him that my secret got out anyway! Everyone knows Tyler can't keep a secret! I knew I should have dated him last...
Dating: Dating Tyler was weird because he still wasn't over the whole seeing Gwen and I kiss in the plane! I spent most of my time trying to explain to the doofus why I did what I did and why I wanted to date him. Tyler didn't want any part of it so to shut him up I had to shove my tongue in his mouth and it worked out well. I can totally see why Lindsay would want to make out with him, he's pretty good at it! I'm a pro at it but I'll give the guy credit, he's not that bad and when he finally calmed down and accepted my kiss, everything seemed to go well for awhile.
When you date Tyler he kinda wants you to play sports with him and that bites because I hate sports! The whole relationship with him was like dating one of those crazy ass girls from the show! One slip of my tongue in his mouth will shut him up though, it worked on Gwen, it worked on Courtney and it apparently worked on Tyler. Whatever, as long as I don't need to keep hearing him go on and on about sports.
Cheating: Cheating on Tyler was one of the easiest things I could do. I hated spending time with him and I hated being anywhere near him! I wanted to dump him as soon as possible but my options were running out so I found one of the only people I haven't been with yet and unfortunately it was Harold but I did what any guy in my situation would do and I moved on to my next romance and rolled with it...Yep, I was going to cheat on Tyler with Harold. It happened when I was going to meet Tyler at the gym and I found Harold in the hallway looking for a wi-fi connection to do something geeky online...
Breaking up: Breaking up was NOT fun because the second I dumped Tyler he went and told Gwen and Courtney what happened and that's when everything started to fall apart and I was known as some kind of man-whore. The good news is that Harold was still interested and I was able to make my move. I've never been so happy in my life that I was almost out of people to date...
Okay, so that's a wrap! Next up is Harold and then after that I'm not even sure. Who do I have left or am I almost at an end? I hope you guys enjoyed this!