Lizz woke up and everything was going swell for her… Birds were singing and Slendy was actually doing some fan service for her… This is where it gets a little M rated though… Okay skipping that… There we go, back to T.

After Lizz's nosebleed was done she coughed and said ''Alright so this day could not get any better so I'll call it a day and go back to bed before something ruins it.'' She kissed Slendy on the lips and went to bed again.

''Sure sleep well… Hey you sure you don't want to get up? It is the End of the world… In this century at least. I always laugh when you humans fall for this stuff… It's just… So human. Ha! I remember the 1999 fiasco now that was hilarious. Oh or the Nostradamus… He came close though… The point is that you always believe in it… I mean it's just like the boy who cried wolf scenario. How long will it take for you humans to actually live to see the real end but you don't believe it- Wait you'll always believe it… A majority of you at least.''

Lizz woke up from her real slumber and she said ''I was napping sweetie… Oh look it's Jill with a Styrofoam hat on her head and she appears to be holding her IPod backwards, Jill WHAT IN THE NAME OF WOW ARE YOU DOING?''

She smiled and waved ''Oh nothing much… Just chilling with my 2012 protection… I'm calling some Russians for that stupid boat they actually built. I got us two tickets… Although we have to go to Europe… Trendy got us those tickets so he wants you to wear these neko ears when you address him… I basically sold you.''

Lizz's mouth twitched as she asked ''What did I tell you about selling me?''

''…To stop…?''

''EXACTLY!'' Lizz said to a Hoodie barely holding in his laughter.

Masky came down next and he was dancing and pointing at a passed out Jeff on the couch… What happened last night? No one knows for sure all they do remember is being in Vegas and that 'Revenge of the short faculty member' is an upcoming movie… Oh no wait they were in LA… You just know shit happened.

Jay groaned and said ''Is it the end of the world? Who even believes in that crap? I saw it on the news last night… Jeff they didn't talk about murders and their culprits at all… Man. I'm so pissed. Before I get any looks it means drunk, hung-over in British English… What I'm talking in a thick British accent starting…NOW. I'm so bloody sleepy Jeffrey.'' Zalgo appeared out of thin air and smiled ''Well Ladies and gentlemen… Hope you enjoy the concert. ''

Everyone paled visibly and fainted except for Slendy who said ''At least I'm in my favorite suit.''

NEXT SCENE

Zalgo and our known gang were yelling at each other and Zalgo was just about to sing when he was hit with a brick… Okay it was a big ass rock… Yes the same one used to knock out Jay when she first appeared. Blame Jill!

Everyone looked at each other and Jill was the only one with reason right now so everyone followed her lead… They picked up the body… And they dumped it in a dumpster all whilst trying to put a Bane Mask on him… Some lame theory about Zalgo having to use his real voice to summon his mouth so they figured at least Bane!Zalgo will kill them… I mean Lizz was in Gotham when Bane had taken over and she was a great supporter… Alright she was there because of Scarecrow… What the guy is hot, Lizz defended herself.

Slendy was hyperventilating because he was about to bury Zalgo… He killed Zalgo… Oh dear Zalgo he killed Zalgo!

Lizz refrained from laughing while she dug the grave. They made it pretty shallow so they wouldn't have to dig a lot.

Jay and Jeff dumped the body inside and started pilling dirt on him. After they had buried him they heard some moaning and struggling until Jill stuffed a straw and breathing was heard. In reality this wouldn't exactly work but you know… All of this is the real reality… I know MIND BLOWN!

''Get me out of here!'' Zalgo screamed and Jill said ''Uh… Tomorrow!''

''You know I can still sing through this!'' He yelled and Jill took away his straw breathing tube thingy.

Everyone smirked and left. They were going to send Masky to dig him out since he's the only one that's so clueless.

Zalgo groaned and said ''Fuck 2012.''