DISCLAIMER: i don't own bleach.
Characters: Byakuya, Renji, Sixth Division Seated Officers, mentions of Rikichi
Word Count: 437
(note: word count excludes observation statement)
Observation 26
Rikichi (Renji's obsessed fan from sixth division) always lets the Hell Butterflies out. So why is he still in charge of them?
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MINUTES
5.22am: The bi-annual meeting of the Sixth Division Seated Officers commences. The meeting is headed by Kuchiki-taichou and minutes will be taken by Abarai-fukutaichou, who will temporarily be our secretary. The secretary tries to run out of the room but gets pulled back by the chairperson of the meeting.
5.24am: Peace is restored. Abarai-fukutaichou begrudgingly takes the clipboard.
5.25am: Some low-ranked officer asks why this is taking place before the sun rises. Long silence ensues.
5.30am: Kuchiki-taichou asks whether anybody has any issues to be resolved. Long silence once again.
5.38am: Same low-ranked officer repeats question. He is ignored. Silence once more.
5.40am: Kuchiki-taichou asks whether anybody has any other issues to be resolved. He then leans over to check on minutes. An indescribable look crosses his face. For details' sake I will draw it out, Taichou please keep st—
5.41am: Kuchiki-taichou requests that the secretary, Abarai-fukutaichou, take the minutes properly. He then brings the one-sided discussion back on track.
5.50am: After a prolonged silence, some other low-ranked officer asks about our declining numbers of Hell Butterflies.
5.51am: Kuchiki-taichou looks at the minutes once again and asks the Secretary why he does not know the names of his fifteenth-seat and eighth-seat officers. Secretary curses and threatens to cast kidou.
5.52am: Kuchiki-taichou ignores the mumbling Secretary and proceeds to address the problem at hand. Some other officer suggests that a new post be given to Rikichi.
5.54am: Fourth-seat declares that Rikichi has messed up on every job he was assigned in the past. Fifth-seat informs congregation that there no longer are any job posts left for Rikichi.
5.55am: A very long silence as everyone contemplates a new job for Rikichi.
6.13am: An officer suggests that if Rikichi gets an office job, there should be nothing to fear.
6.14am: An immense expression of fear washes over everyone's faces. Secretary drops ink brush. Kuchiki-taichou's eyebrows knit together in a very comical way.
6.16am: The subject is dropped. Secretary drops clipboard. Kuchiki-taichou accuses the Secretary of doing it on purpose. Secretary denies. Officers watch with bemused faces. Kuchiki-taichou and the Secretary are not pleased.
6.17am: Cold War begins. Secretary refuses point-blank to take any more minutes.
AWAS
An array of inappropriate doodles spread over the rest of the paper. The Sixth Division (excluding the Secretary/Fukutaichou) is very sorry for all profanities and other unmentionable subjects that appear within these minutes. Doodles continue to the next page.
/AWAS
6.57am: Kuchiki-taichou dismisses the officers, snatches the clipboard out of Abarai-fukutaichou's hands and hits him viciously over the head with it.
6.58am: On the way out, someone comments that the sun has yet to rise.
CONTRIBUTED BY.....Zephyra of Breeze!! yay(:
YES!! I'M BACK!! after about, erm -/hastily counts fingers but quickly runs out/- well, very long. I'm so sorry!! really, but I ran off and wrote a few other stories (oops), so if you haven't read them, please do! -/proceeds to pimp own goods/- I like An Introductory Guide to Technology, ahahaha~ -/goes into egotistic mode/-
and...for those who may not know (I suppose many of you), AWAS is like danger, or warning, in Malay.