Charptes 28: take mi 2 spece an bak.

AN: THIS STORY ISNT INAPROPRIAT LIKE ALL DA ONES B4 DIS SO U CAN REED IT IF UR UNDA 22. But bad tings happen to hitla in dis chapta, so don't reed it if ur a neo-nazi.

The faclon Burst throo the layer of clouds that wuz Sjyrims atimosper, they were bak in spece. Havox put his spece helmat bak on.

"Cmon, you big dumb lug, take the b8.." said havox 2 himself.

Then Deathwings massive from burst form the clouds in2 space. Havok knowed that Dethwing wood die upo herer cuz derz no air in spece.

"Here comes the boom!" yelled Havox…but nothing happened.

Daethwing inhaled and tried to breath fire. But nothing came out, but he didn't sem 2 hav any heatlh promblems.

"How is he…"? asked geget.

"I AM A GAWD! Roared dethwang "I CAN BREAT IN SPECE!"

"wEll, poop" said Qwerk "I guess this means were screwed."

Deathwing oped his mouth 2 swallow the mielenium falcin hole.

"Fly. Gogogogogogo!" yelled cybor.

Qwerk moved the ship outta the way just before Hitlers teeth crashed down on them.

Gaget fired the cannon at him furionsly, but 2 lil' effect. Havox could only watch from the roof, he had no weaps.

Then in front of them, 2 galactic ranger star destroya's was in front of them.

"Cyber" said Havox "See if u cin hax0r in2 there coms."

"KK" he sed. And he did.

"Hey look!" said a Galaga ranger comms officer "It's the lomabax fugintave, and som bigass things chasin em."

"Wat suld we do?" asked the other ships offica.

"Well son, in mi Xperienc its beeter 2 shoot first and not ax question l8t0r." sed tha otha

"Oh, I see." Said the othet offica.

"Besides, do you no wat the bounty of dis foo is? 100000000000000000000000 Dollas."

"Holty crap! Lets blo his punk ass up!"

Then both ships started firing the full barrage at the mileniom flacov. Lukily it was small so all the shots miised and hit Dethwin instead.

"This thing hav shield?" asked Cybor.

"barely" saed gegert.

As the falcon approached the gap between the ster destrayas stopped firin.

"Don't shoot. Frendly fire" said an opor8tor.

"Yeah good,call" said the other "Can you image if we had accidently shot you down?"

"Yeah, lolol." Said the 1st oporpator. "then wed hav 2 take them down alon."

"and we woodnt have the glory of takin him down together." Sed tha 2nd

"or the reward money." Finished the 1st

Then there was a short burst of radio silence.

"Then they doth yelled "Take those fools down! Screw friendly fire!"

The stir destroya started takin shots at the ship, streeping eachothers hulls in the process. They were focusing on tha falcon soo much dey dint see the dragon twice the size of a staer destroyers approaching them at ram speed.

"out of my way! Fools!" said deathwing as he rammed himself between the two ships. The damage to both ship was catospropic and they effectively became ded in the wata.

"We may need some more help." Said the officer of the 1st ship.

"I agree" said the 2nd "lets call the prsdient and tell him the lomax is here. He can prolly take the monsrta down with his personal flagship 2"

So they called the presidents office, but Obubble wuznt der, instead they found demselves talking 2 Vice president Moe Ridon!. "Hello, this is vise-president Moe Ridon, wat do you need."

The officers started talking ova eachothers words and pointing fingers.

"Speek celery" ssaid Moe. So they did. "the lombax terrist is above planet Skyrim, u say? And ur ships are the only ones in the area?"

"Um…yes…."said the captians in manner similer to puppies being scoded for takin a shit on the living room carpet.

"Fine," said Ridon "Mr. president is busy granting citizenship to Argonians"

"But ain that congresses job?" asked one caption

"And aint argorians cannibils?" asked the other.

"Is it yur place 2 question da presidan?" asked Ridon angrily.

"no….."said the captians like puppies agen.

"Goog, now I personaly will take the presidetual flagsghip, the Executiv, and destroy the lombax and this so-called monster. I will be ther in 2 mins.

But wat da gelatic rangerz dindt no was dat Cyber da masta computer hox0r was lissening in on dem "the rangers hav another ship commin' in" said Cyber "iltl b here in 2 mins"

"Oh great " said qwerk trolling tis eyes "cuz we didn't hav enuff trounle already. Even if I do mangage to shak this ugly beast, the rangers will be on us lik clams na prostitute."

"Nice metawhore" said sybor sarcasticly

"Thankx said qwert sincirly.

"We could get them and da moster to fite eachother or somthin" said Gergert

"Yeah…. Or somthin" Asid Havox "Cyber, does you hav axeess 2 der navingation systemz."

"Yeh y?" saed cypor

"Where does the exicititor exit hyrpertron? And when? Weenied the exact time?" imquiseted havox.

Qwerk violently swerved tha ship "cany yo cume up with a plan faster? He almost got us dat thyme."

"He;s exiting at these quardinentys in 28 seconds" said Cybor

"Qwerk! Xcan you get us to these quardenets at this ecaxt time." Said Havoc

"ill see wat I cin do" said Qwerk

Dethwing opened his maw widea shot forward with a burst of speed.

"This is it!" said qwerk. Then he started crying.

"just get us to those quardenents." Said gavoc thru clinche teeth

"Time to die, mortals" said dethwing He shot forward and the ship entered his mouth.

"3…2…1!" said Cyber.

with a thwum sound the bridge of the executioner appered rite b4 them.

"pull up!" yelled Havox.

Qwerk barly made the ga p between the exectuves brige and dethwings theeth.

"Theres the bridge." Said Gaget "but wheres the rest of it?"

"There" poainted cyber. The point of the ship was peiring out the bak of Deathwimgs nek. He made gurgling noises as the ship engins pushed the mangled chasis in deeper and derper in2 dethwings body.

Deathwings eye turned in2 a glar.

"OMfG! HES STILL ALIVE!" said qwerk

Dethwing closed his powerful jaws on the executive. The ship shook, then exploded ih a massive firball!

"Look out!" said Cyber rudyndantly as qwerk gummed it away from da explosion.

When the smoke cleared der was nothing left but dethwing's mangled body falling towerds syrim like a comic.

"We did it" said Havox "its over….we won!"