Hey everyone! Before we start, I would like to warn everyone that this is not a serious one-shot. I've gotten some requests that I didn't want to write, you probably remember that. Well, Ally offered to write them for me. Sort of. She's great at writing absolutely stupid... uh... I don't think "stories" is a good name for them. Also the spelling mistakes and bad grammar are intentional. Anyway. In other news, I have felt very burned out lately. I can't seem to write any of the requests I currently have. Maybe being sick has something to do with it. So I'm posting this stupid thing. I hope people like it... eheh... also no review replies because I just wanted to post this.

WARNING: TROLLFIC AND YAOI (stupid fake yaoi that is intended to be mocking as neither Ally nor I supports Yaoi or Yuri of any kind)

Llyod x Mroro

a fanfic by Ally Faith

prompt: You should do a yaoi for Lloyd x Morro, but Lloyd make the first move.

Llyod walked up 2 morror, he said, "hi morro i loveu"

morro was cnofused "what"

"yes i love u plx kiss me" llyod said he pushed out his lips from his face

"ok" mroro said lloyd and morror kisssed

then inigo came ina nd said "Lylyod why r u kissing my boyfiend"

llyod was like "omg indigo i luv him i can ksiss him if I want 2"

"morror why" indigo said crying from her eyes

"no i donrt love llyod" said mroror "iv love this fork" he picked up the fork and kissed it 'i lo ve u fork"

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah morror" indigo cried sadly

"waaaaaaaah i hate u fork" llyod said "i will use my golden power 2 wipe out all de forks!" thhen lloyd wiped out all the forks in de wurld

"noooo" cried morror "I hate u llyod" then he pushed llyod int othe ocean with malachite

"its ok morror i still luve u" indgo said

"ok i love u 2 inigo" morror and inigo kissd

"wait wat" said FFF coming in "what is going on here"

"i luv u fff here have a rose" stan said

"ok tanks stan" fff said taking the rose "what a tasty rose" she ate de trose

"what the pizza" ally said comin in on a hjoeverboard "i cant believe i wrote this thing ew it has kisssin in it"

"whats kissing" stan said

"dont ask child" all y said shep ushed stan into de coean "play cards wif malachite instead"

"ok" stan said "got and 3s?"

...was that the worst thing you've ever seen, or what? You can expect to see more of these in the near future as I struggle to write something good. Stan belongs to KRR and apparently Ally ships EraseFandom... eheh... again, hope you liked it. ;)

~FFF/Ally

P.S. Ally says "why the pizza did I write this"