I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. I ONLY OWN MY OCS AND THE NEW PLOT I PUT THEM IN.
A/N: Big thank you to everyone who followed, favorited, and reviewed. You rock! WARNING: There will be detailed lemons in this story! Oh, and some cussing. This might seem like a crackfic at times, but I promise to keep it on a plot that makes sense. I have no beta so if I mess up any grammar, my bad. I recheck it all the time, so if I miss it right when I put it up I will most likely fix it the next day or so. If you notice a major mistake, feel free to NICELY let me know, thank you. A bit of everyone bashing to start off with but it doesn't last, I swear. I'm sorry if anyone else seems a bit OOC but hopefully it will be explained in the story. Enjoy.
Chapter 26: Let's do the time warp again. (Part 1)
"Excuse us" Eva and Ava practically hissed.
"You DEMAND we tell you?"
Bella licked her lips and tried to say something, anything, but it was like her voice wasn't working.
"Who the fuck do you think you are to demand anything" Ava sneered and Bella actually flinched.
"What right do you have to demand anything from us" Eva continued.
They liked Bella, usually. But there were times when she could really rub someone the wrong way. Her sense of entitlement was a big downfall.
"I'm-we're family" she muttered and the girls scoffed while everyone else watched on.
"Family doesn't sneak around to snoop on each other" Eva shot at her.
"Nor do they try to force secrets out when it's none of their FUCKING BUSINESS" Ava ended in a scream.
Edward wrapped her in his arms blocking the trembling brunette from her sight. She tried to calm down by taking in a lungful of his scent. She just had to deal with two bitches already, she didn't need her 'cousin' starting shit too.
Jacob ran a hand through Eva's hair and she placed her arms around his waist though her eyes never left Bella.
"Do you think we can get the rest of our stuff later" Eva asked and Bella went to open her mouth before she realized the question wasn't aimed at her.
"I think so" came Ava's muffled reply. "Dad and Charlie won't be too happy, but they'll understand".
"What do you mean?" Bella asked and was hurt when the girls ignored her.
"We can get your stuff" Alice spoke up, "You can be moved in by the end of the night."
The others caught on to what was happening and nodded showing their support. Edward beamed at Ava making her shoot him her usual half smile. He was upset that Isabella had upset the girls and they were fighting, but the thought of having his mate actually living with him made him feel almost giddy.
Especially since Ava had taken to sleeping naked.
Jacob rubbed Eva's back, pleased when the muscles slowly started to relax. He almost yelled at Bella when she spoke again and his girlfriend tensed up once more.
"You can't move out!" Bella yelled almost panicked. She didn't want the girls to leave, this wasn't going how she planned it at all.
True, the girls had never really liked her overly curious nature, but they had never reacted THIS strongly before.
What was happening?
"Don't tell me what to fucking do" Ava said darkly.
At the same time, Eva shouted "Watch us!"
"I think it'd be best if you left" Rose told the human girl, though there was a surprising lack of venom in her voice.
"I'll walk you out" Carlisle said while Jasper began working over time trying to cool everyone's tempers.
"But-But" Bella muttered still trying to talk to the twins even as Carlisle gently took her elbow and started leading her out the door. "I still didn't get any answers" she said before going quiet realizing how she sounded.
"Is that all you care about?" Jacob asked angrily. Now it was Eva's turn to stop him from attacking Bella. Not even looking at the girl she began softly running her fingers over his cheeks.
Another angry voice stole her attention.
"You have the bad habit of alienating those who only want to protect you. Did you know that Isabella?" Edward mocked.
He was getting fed up with the girl. She seemed nice enough, if not a little dull and quiet. But to be fair, everyone seemed like that compared to the twins.
Carlisle didn't give her another chance to answer as they finally made it out the door.
Bella, Ava, and Eva all teared up at the same time trying desperately to hold it back.
They couldn't name what it was exactly, but all three girls knew that something was broken that day.
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Edward and Ava walked into the restaurant looking for Adam. Edward was taking deep unneeded breaths while Ava tried not to laugh.
Evil vampires and blood lust he could handle, but mention talking to her father and Edward was a nervous wreck.
"So glad I amuse you" he told her grumpily.
"Oh don't be like that" she cooed. "I can't help it if you're funny."
"Funny, yes as funny as a heart attack" he muttered and she chuckled. She took his hand in hers and rub circles with her thumb making him shoot her a smile.
"Thank you" he said softly. Yes he was nervous, but with Ava by his side he could do anything.
"Well look what we have here" came a loud boom.
"Papa!" Ava yelled as she ran up to her father who laughed and twirled her. He shook Edward's hand and motioned them to his table.
"I've been looking forward to this all day" he told them.
A few people looked over and Edward was pleasantly surprised it had more to do with Adam's stature and not his own.
His fiancé's father was about six foot eleven and almost as muscular looking as the wolves and Emmett. With piercing green and blue eyes that held a knowing glint, he had a very intimidating vibe.
Though from how the girls described him, he was actually a very kind and open minded soul.
"So have we sir" Edward told him as he held Ava's chair out for her.
Adam smiled, "None of that sir business now, we're family" he said. He patted the boy on his shoulder actually making Edward almost fall over. "Sorry about that" he told him honestly.
Edward waved him off though it did give him some food for thought. Adam certainly seemed…different.
And he wasn't just talking about the man's intense aura.
"Ok, well I'm gonna use the little ladies room" Ava announced suddenly standing. She sent a smirk at Edward making him glare. "Order for me?"
She didn't even give him a chance to answer before skipping to the restroom.
Adam laughed making silverware shake and people look over.
"Neither of my girls are very subtle I'm afraid" he said with a fond smile. "Luckily they have Daniela to help them out with things like that, though honestly she's not much better."
Edward chuckled "It's alright. If Ava did subtle I'm pretty sure we wouldn't be as happy as we are".
"Oh, why is that?"
"Well" Edward ran a hand through his hair. "When we first met I was a bit moody and thought I knew everything. Ava showed me that I was wrong, she did so very vocally and straight forward. In fact she kept calling me emo".
Both men laughed, Adam imagining his daughter telling the boy off and Edward was remembering how she was the first person to surprise him in a very long time.
The waiter came over and took their orders, of course Edward ordered Ava about half of the menu. Adam raised a brow but didn't comment and his thoughts were surprisingly silent.
"Your eye color is very interesting" Adam said.
"Thank you" Edward mumbled nervously. He made a show of drinking some water to seem normal making him miss the other man's smirk.
"Though I'm used to red".
Edward choked on the water, some even sprayed out of his nose. Adam tried to smother his laughter while patting the boy's back.
"What-" Edward started but Adam only winked before turning to the now approaching Ava.
"What have you guys been talking about?" she asked noticing Edward's surprised look.
"Oh, ya know" her dad said. "The usual things" he smirked to himself.
Edward was still in shock and Ava looked back and forth between the two.
"Riiiight".
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It had been a week since the girls had moved out. Charlie wasn't very happy about it but Adam talked to him and they accepted it.
It was a shocker that the girls were at ends with Bella since they were so close. Charlie almost blamed the boys before Adam told him to calm down and think.
Neither of the twins would ditch Bella for a boy. Whatever had happened was between the three girls, and only them.
Today was Jacob's birthday and everyone was celebrating at the Cullens' house.
Now the pack and vampires were sitting in a big circle. Alice had convinced everyone to play, somehow.
Honestly, no one was really sure how she did it.
"Who goes first?" Alice asked pouncing in place. It was so much fun having so many people to hang out with.
She definitely wasn't lonely any more.
"I'll go" Quil said excitedly.
"Wait" Jared cut in "There should be some rules."
"Rules" Quil groaned.
"Just simple rules" Jared rolled his eyes.
Sam agreed, "Like no one is allowed to dare anyone to try to hook up with someone who isn't their imprint. And no nudity" he added.
The twins threw their purses behind them. "Well there goes half of our ideas" they said.
"Now can I start" Quil asked impatiently.
"Geez, it looks like imprinting on a four year old made you become one" Jacob teased him making the others laugh as Quil through a pillow at him.
"Just for that, truth or dare?" he asked Jacob.
"Truth" he said smirking wrapping his arm around Eva's shoulder.
"Are you a virgin?" Quil smirked and Jacob's cheeks heated up.
"Yes" he muttered and some of the guys started teasing him. "Sort of" he finished making Quil's mouth drop open.
Eva laughed.
"Truth or dare" Jacob asked Sam. Sam sighed and silently wondered how he got talked into this.
"Dare" he decided.
Jacob screwed his face up thinking for a minute before a lightbulb went off.
"I dare you to sing Dancing Queen" he said happily.
Sam scowled at him while the others laughed and Alice ran to get her Cd player ready.
"YOU CAN DANCE" Sam sung and everyone's hands flew to their ears. "YOU CAN JIVE. HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. OHHHHHH-".
"Ok!" Jacob stopped him. "That was more of a punishment for us than you" he muttered and Sam smiled sitting down.
"Eva, truth or dare?"
"Truth" she chirped happily.
"What's the most embarrassing to ever happen to you" he asked. He didn't want to know anything sexual about her or Jacob.
"Hmmm" she thought. "That's hard since I usually don't get embarrassed." A few moments passed and she was still thinking. Asking Ava had been no help seeing as the only time she felt embarrassed was when she was alone with Edward before they got together.
"What about what you said to dad the first time you got your period?" Ava asked and Eva shrugged.
"Not really embarrassing but if Sam says it's ok…."
"Yes" he said regretting his question.
"I didn't know what a period was and I screamed. Dad came running in and asked what was wrong and I cried yelling 'I'm bleeding to death from my wazoo!' He's never let me forget it either." She finished and everyone was laughing.
'Wazoo?" Emmett asked through his laughter.
"What?" she pouted, "It sounds better than half the names people give it."
She rolled her eyes when everyone still laughed and turned to Paul. She was still smarting from the wolf being able to delay them from meeting Rachel.
He had 'forgotten' about the double date and taken her to Seattle. Little did he know that it was only prolonging the inevitable.
"Truth or Dare Paula?" she asked sweetly ignoring his glare at the nickname.
"Dare" he said cockily before Ava snickered and Eva looked like Christmas had come early.
Alice and Edward laughing didn't help him feel any better.
"I dare you to let Jake and the others record you at school Monday singing I'm a Little Teapot to everyone" she said and the boy paled.
"Shit" he muttered. Ava sniggered again and he turned to her. "Ok, truth or dare"
"Truth" she said "I'm not stupid enough to take a dare from you".
"Smart-ass" he muttered.
"Rather be a smart-ass than a dumbass" she shot back.
"What was the worst moment in your life" he asked still pissed. Everyone realized this was a touchy subject when both girls flinched.
"Watching my mother die and not being able to save her in time" she said with a blank stare.
Everyone, besides Daniela and Eva, looked at her in shock. They didn't know how her mother died and this only added to the mystery.
"Sorry" Paul muttered. He actually did feel bad about that. True he could be a jerk, but that was too far.
"It's fine" she said softly before shaking herself. "Emmett, truth or dare?" she asked smiling, though it wasn't as bright as her usual smile.
"Dare" he said smiling widely. He wanted his little sisters to smile again.
"I dare you to dye your hair to match Eva's!" she said and the others snickered, besides a now horrified Emmett.
"Pink!" he asked, his voice rose slightly at the end.
"Pink" she stated and Eva clapped. Rose pretended to sigh mournfully making them laugh more.
"Fine" he muttered, swearing under his breath when Alice pulled out the necessary things.
Of course the pixie saw this coming.
"Truth or dare Eddie" he asked as Alice started working on his head. Edward glared before rolling his eyes.
"Dare".
"I dare you to give Ava a lap dance".
"Again?" she asked before she could stop herself and Edward face palmed at the others faces.
"Good one Puppy" Alice teased her and she stuck her tongue at the spikey haired girl.
Edward cleared his throat and pulled Ava off of the ground. He led her to one of the dinning room chairs and shook his head when she wiggled her brows and bit her lip.
Alice put on Sweet Dreams and he began moving his body over hers.
He sat on her lap and began rolling his hips, hands in her hair pulling her head back and exposing her neck to his lips.
"Mhhh" she moaned and her hands slid up his thighs stopping close to his growing bulge, but not touching it.
Edward scooted closer and Ava instinctively raised her hips pressing her feminine body into his. 'If I was a man, my cock would have been right against your ass' she thought shocking him.
It shocked him because of how turned on and almost wistful she sounded. She sent him a wink.
"Ok, that's enough you two" Daniela said. "No one wants to see you two bang and I'm sure Carlisle and Esme don't want to have to throw that chair out".
Edward stood abruptly while Ava stood and walked over with a cocky step, though that was just how she usually walked.
"Truth or dare sister dear".
"Dare, my merciful twin" she said and they spoke a little with their eyes, or with twinlepethy, as the others so loved to call it.
Edward's eyes shot open before he tried to block their thoughts.
"I dare you to go and give Jacob his birthday present" she said biting her lip to stop from smiling. Eva tried to hide a smile as she jumped up and led Jacob away.
Luckily, Daniela had sound proofed everyone's rooms so no one would be able to know for show what Eva gave him.
"Seth, truth or dare?" she heard Ava ask before they reached their room.
"What's the present?" Jacob asked before his eyebrows raised when she pushed him on the bed.
Eva smiled at him and lifted her dress over her head showing her light green lingerie.
"Me" she said.
A/N: More next chapter, sorry lemon cliff hanger. Next chapter; the first lemon, time skips, and more. Until next time have a great day.