Weiss Reacts to Crossovers, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to yet another RWBY crossover chapter! Sorry for those who expected the gag chapter; but hey, I've tried to place enough gags in here to make up for it, so...yeah! Some of the ideas I used here might show up in future fanfics I write, so stay tuned!

Sorry... :c

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Nora would be a rapper. All other franchises belong to their respective owners.

Mild spoiler warning: Mirai Nikki, Persona 3 and 4, Fate/stay Night.

Weiss stood her sword at the ready. The Grand Duelist stood under the safe area under the turret, its watchful countenance- and purple energy blasts- keeping back any enemy stupid enough to approach the daughter of House Schnee.

She was alone; her teammates were at other lanes; Yang Xiao Long, the Half-Dragon, was on jungle, while Blake, the cat-turned-human seductress, stood, her nine cat tails flicking and a ball of purple energy in her hand.

On bottom lane, Nora and Ren stood ready, Nora with her hammer at the ready to heal Ren with her gems, while Ren twirled his guns, ready to fire a piercing blast of light at the first enemy in sight.

Weiss grumbled irritably; she had to face Cardin, infamous for his spinning attack and his habit of staying in bushes to assault his lane opponent. This didn't matter to her; she would simply send him packing, time and time again. The Grand Duelist against the Might of Vale; that would be an interesting match-

And her thoughts were interrupted by the sudden announcement that began all matches. "Minions have spawned!"

For on Summoner's Rift, infamous battleground of Vytalian summoners, they needed all the warning they could get. Weiss rushed into battle, eager to face Cardin in battle.

"They dare not strike back!"

Lie Ren, the new transfer student into Beacon, the stoic to beat all stoics.

Jaune Arc, his bumbling 'Partner', with his heart set on things and his foot always in his mouth.

Ruby Rose, loveable mascot from within the TV World, with an innocent mindset and a desire to 'score'.

Yang Xiao Long, Bruce Lee lover, with a love of steak above all else and in a close relationship with...

Weiss Schnee, heiress to the local Schnee Inn, graceful above all else, yet secretly just as goofy as the next girl.

Nora Valkyrie, idol singer from the big city, coming to stay and work at her grandmother's tofu shop, with the clearest crush on her 'Ren-sempai'.

Cardin Beaufort, local delinquent, secret sewing affectionado, feared throughout Vale's biker gangs for his maternally-empowered rage.

And finally, the mysterious Blake Belladonna, private detective and heir to the Belladonna legacy...what secrets does 'he' have?

Together, these ragtag bunch of misfits...form the Investigation Team!

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Meanwhile, on BeaconFort...

Demoman Nora rushed around, launching herself off the ground with her sticky grenades and over the bridge to the other side of the academy. She was followed by Soldier Penny, who pinned down enemy Scout Blake behind the walls of her side.

Meanwhile, deep within the enemy base, Spy Jaune disguised himself as Medic Melanie, who stayed behind Heavy Cardin, hoping for a good backstab opportunity, before he was burnt to death by Pyro Yang, checking for spies. "Mmmppph!"

And elsewhere on the map, Sniper Ruby waited for Engineer Weiss to make herself visible.

"That's it, Weiss-sempai, that's it..." She waited for the opportunity to score yet another kill on the gullible engineer.

And somewhere, Announcer Goodwitch leaned in her seat, smirking at the destruction she so loved seeing.

Ren, the mysterious transfer student from out of town, returning to Port Island for the first time in ten years, ever since his parents died in a fateful car crash.

Jaune, the ever bumbling sidekick, best friend to both Ren and the school idol Weiss Schnee, leader of the Archery Club.

Pyrrha Nikos, mysterious heiress to the Nikos zaibatsu, with more knowledge about the phenomenon of the Dark Hour and Apathy Syndrome than anyone else...

...save Nora Valkyrie, golden girl of Beacon and delinquent Cardin Beaufort. The three of them have a mysterious past, which will be elaborated upon...

Velvet Scarlatina, the computer lover with the cooking skills of a dead ox.

Ruby, the orphaned child with a vendetta and a cause to fight for.

Yang, the combat gynoid made to combat the threat of Shadows.

Together, they make up SEES, a group dedicated to fighting the Shadows and eradicating the Dark Hour.

RWBYSona 3, coming to a store near you.

Jaune climbed up the tower, shoving blocks along. He was in nothing but his heart-pattern boxers, and his sheep horns prominent. He had to escape this nightmare somehow.

He already had to choose between his high school sweetheart Weiss and the manic pixie dream girl Ruby, and his friends having their own problems, and now he had to deal with a nightmare where if he died, he'd really BE dead!

"...what did I do to get myself into this mess..."

"...Arc-kun..." Weiss stepped back, surprised. Jaune had literally just kissed her, full in the mouth, in the middle of the wreckage. Emotions were running through her body- affection, confusion, and just plain surprise.

Meanwhile, Velvet stood below, watching that bastard KISS her Weiss.

HER Weiss.

HER WEISS.

Jealous anger rushed through the Faunus girl's mind as she watched this sick display- how could he kiss her Weiss? Weiss was hers and hers alone, right? Nobody deserved to touch her, especially that bastard Jaune!

She settled it. He had to go.

She clutched her knife with a vice grip, screaming at the top of her voice. "JAUNE ARC, I WILL KILL YOU!" She rushed up to meet Jaune.

Jaune jumped down to meet her, drawing his sword. He was ready to die; he'd let Weiss know what he truly felt about her.

"I will kill you this time, Scarlatina-san. I won't change the future anymore."

With determination in his heart, Jaune met Velvet in battle, both fighting for the sake of their beloved Weiss.

Jaune Arc was, by day, a regular student of Ashford Academy, looking after his beloved, blind and handicapped sister Ruby. By all appearances, that's all he was.

By night, however, he was the masked resistance leader Zero, commanding the Black Knights, a group dedicated to freeing Japan from the control of the Britannians- in retaliation for what they did to him and his sister, a long time ago, when they were once known as Jaune and Ruby vi Britannia, before their exile.

Jaune also bore the power of kings, bestowed upon him by the mysterious, cat-like B.B; a Geass with the power to give a command that could not be ignored.

"I, Jaune vi Britannia, command you...!"

Ruby used to be an ordinary girl, living with her grandfather in a small town, with a boring life. Apart from her father and sister disappearing several years ago, nothing much else had happened.

Then suddenly, a giant robot had crashed into their house, destroying it utterly, and from the robot sprung the most beautiful girl Ruby had ever set eyes upon; Weiss, pilot of the Nirvash.

Needless to say, this was the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

Jaune shuddered, standing up to the ungodly powerful Cardin, King of Heroes, while his Servant, Weiss, watched, scared. She tried to talk him down.

"Jaune! Don't-"

"NO!" He snarled at Weiss, who gasped slightly, in shock at his assertiveness. He clutched his arm, blood seeping through his clothes, and by all accounts, he shouldn't have been standing; and yet, he was.

He screamed back at Weiss. "There is not ONE thing I can replace you with in my heart!" He poured his heart into it- from the moment he accidentally summoned her, throughout the Grail War, throughout all of it, he loved her.

He loved Weiss, and he wouldn't let this bastard Cardin take her away from him.

Even if he died for it.

"..." Weiss stared at the screen. "Just what the boop did you write?!"

Yang was too busy laughing to actually respond. Weiss folded her arms. "Seriously, is this what you spend your spare time doing?!"

"N-not my fault you people fit so well with the Persona cast!"
"Cast?! These aren't fictional characters, Yang! I KNOW KIRIJO-SAN'S FAMILY! AND YOU KNOW YUKARI, YOU MET HER AT THE CONVENTION A MONTH AGO! AND RISE IS A REAL PERSON!"

"...not to Elf-kun she isn't..."
"WHAT? AND WHO IS THIS BOOPING ELF-KUN? I SWEAR, YOU AND VELVET KEEP TALKING ABOUT THEM? THERE'S NOBODY CALLED ELF! NOBODY!"

"...but come ooooon!" Yang protested. "It's a funny concept, right? Right, Blake?"

Blake sighed. "I suppose. Although I don't know why you decided that I should be Naoto. Or Ahri. Seriously, Ahri?"

Jaune blinked. "At least you weren't Akise-I swear, being killed by Velvet... I kinda like being Lelouch, though. Wait, weren't you going to say I was Renton?"
"Eh, I overused you a bit." Yang shrugged.

"AND WHY, JUST WHY AM I BEING SNIPED BY RUBY?!"

"Relax, Weiss." Ren sighed. "At least you got to be interesting. I had to be Souji AND Minato."

"Souji's the God-Emperor of Swag!" Ruby gasped in shock at Ren. "Y-you should be ashamed! And besides, I ended up being KEN. KEN FUCKING AMADA. SERIOUSLY?!"

"Velvet as Yuno and Fuuka? Interesting..." Pyrrha nodded in approval. "Cardin as Gilgamesh, Kanji, Shinjiro AND Garen, though...a bit weird."

"And besides, Weiss, you were pretty awesome characters. Fiora, Eureka, Yukiko, Yukiteru..."

"STILL. J-Just...AGH!" She stormed out of the room, causing everyone to sigh in exasperation.

"...did you show her the Suzumiya Haruhi parody?"

"What, where she was Haruhi and Jaune was Kyon? Nope, not yet."

Ruby frowned. "Why do I have to be Mikuru?"

"I like being Yuki, personally." Blake shrugged, before returning to reading her book.

"Ren fits Itsuki." Nora chimed in.

"Velvet as Ryoko-"
"AGREED." Everyone in the room sounded in.

Needless to say, that was an interesting couple of hours spent.

A/N: And last, but not least, the gag we've all been waiting for!

Velvet stood in front of the entire school in trepidation. She knew this was it. This was her chance.

She knew that this could be her chance to impress Weiss-sempai; she needed this. Clutching her microphone, she muttered to herself, "T-this is it...I-if I can get Weiss to notice me..." She looked into the audience, clearing her throat. She spotted her beloved Weiss in the back, flanked by Ruby and Jaune; the latter two were giving her a thumbs-up. Weiss herself had an unamused look on her face.

And thus, Velvet began her rap. She'd composed this over several weeks, hoping to find the right verses to impress her many fans- and also her Weiss-sempai.

They made me a victim, a fool

In front of Cardin, the tool

They think 'cause I'm a bunny

My suffering looks too funny

Well, lemme clear it up for you

So we can set the record true

I'm no victim, I'm the prime suspect

My psychotic tendencies nobody can detect

I'm the yandere to crown 'em all

Against me, all competitors will fall

Yuno, Ryoko, Rolo? Sorry, I disapprove of a pretender

I demand your surrender

Cause my obsession with Weiss

Makes yours look like mice

To mine!

And you all know, who I am

The Queen of RWBY, yes I am

Ruby, Blake, Yang, even Weissy-chan? No!

They're all basking in my glow

I'm the darkhorse, with many a fan

From TvTropes to DeviantArt to 4-chan

You all know my name

Velvet Scarlatina, of Yandere fame!

Velvet stopped there, a worried look on her face. For a moment, there was only silence in the audience. She was about to walk off, when suddenly, the entire audience burst into applause.

"Woo! Velvet!"

"Yeah!"

"That was amazing!"

"Velvet-chan! Velvet-chan!" Everyone, from Cardin to the Malachite sisters, were applauding her skills.

She basked in the applause, looking around for Weiss, eager to find out what she thought- the bunnygirl found her, with a raised eyebrow, giving her a thumbs up, before walking out. Velvet giggled insanely to herself.

"Yes...I impressed Weiss-sempai~ Now to work on my serenading skills~"

Plan "Serenade the Idol Singer" was now underway.

A/N: I take no responsibility for burning your eyes out with my crappy rapping skills.

I apologise to those who partook in the poll, but as I was working on this chapter, the chapter itself changed from the original conception to, well, this. Sorry, you'll get a little treat in exchange~

Now that that's over, I hope you enjoyed that- I actually had to rewatch a fair bit of the anime involved for that; for those interested, here's a list of references, in chronological order;

League of Legends

Persona 4

Team Fortress 2

Persona 3

Catherine

Mirai Nikki (Future Diary)

Code Geass

Eureka Seven

Fate/stay night

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

The next chapter will be Weiss Reacts to Bedside Manner, courtesy of Orion Matrix! Thanks!

So, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, leave your reviews, criticism, thoughts and suggestions, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!