Title: Crime and punishment
Summary: Obi-Wan really should stop calling sentients beings pathetic lifeforms – even if they are.
Rating, genre: G, humor
Was it such a crime? I'd labeled other beings pathetic lifeforms and Qui-Gon had never complained, seemed to find it mildly amusing.
It was a private joke between us, a reminder of slippery mud and a clumsy apprentice being thoroughly covered in it, looking as pathetic a lifeform as ever was. Took weeks to clean up, too.
Besides, he invented the phrase - with a smile.
Now he's turned to the Darkside. Said that the 'punishment should fit the crime.'
So I've been demoted to guardian of impossible-to-keep-out-of-trouble pathetic lifeforms.
"Meesa loves yousa, Obi. Yousa boombad Jedi."
I can only whimper.