DanceDream, it's Amy who is out of her league here. In his first appearance, it's defined that Bowser can pull hammers from nowhere, and throw them about five or six times a second. While breathing fire. Later games show that he's insanely strong, the only Mario character stronger than Bowser is Donkey Kong. World Series? That's soccer, isn't it? Eh, I don't care for watching sports. I like sprinting, but don't really care for sports.

EDIT: I have changed this chapter, because part of it was based on a fairly flimsy idea. I have improved on it.

EDIT 2: Again.

EDIT 3: Once more, I've decided to change things.

Super Mario Colors

Waterfall

How do you learn improbable judo maneuvers from watching a TV Show, Eggman wondered, as he was hiding in the closet once again. Tails Doll and Cubot were now singing about wanting a grade to a rock tune (he didn't try to make sense of it.) after they had beaten up all the Egg Pawns. Finally, he got fed up with their singing, and slammed the door open, "Why don't you go bother someone else!" Eggman shouted, "How many songs do they play on that show anyway?"

"Songs+200," Cubot said, "TD-PA"

"Over two hundred?" he asked in disbelief, as the two floated away to who-knows-where.

"I still say I'm more awesome," Mario said stubbornly as they rode the space-bus.

"Give it a rest, bro."

"I won't have my younger twin brother tell me what to do!"

"Yeah, yeah, and where has that gotten you? Remember all the stuff that has happened when you don't listen to me?"

"I didn't mean to send us to another dimension!"

"Well, you did, bro. You really should listen more."

"Shut up, Luigi."

"What are other dimensions like?" Tails asked.

"Well," Luigi explained, "They can be anything. Sometimes, one dimension is so much like another, with the same people, even, but has a few differences in the history that make it different. Maybe someone who's evil in one dimension isn't in another, maybe there's one just like this one, except everyone's roles are switched around, maybe there's one where only one person has superpowers, but no one else does... Who knows? Anyway, I'm rambling, and Brooklyn is in a dimension without superpowers, magic, or background music."

"Wow, that's a lot to take in," Sonic said.

"Brooklyn seems dull," Tails said.

"Not as much as you'd think," Mario spoke up, "Anyway, we still had our jumping prowess there, and we could have had our speed if we knew how to use it, just not the rest of our powers. It's not boring, though. That's where I met my first girlfriend," Tails made a disgusted look, though Mario didn't notice, "Saved her from a giant ape, got dumped so that she could be with my cousin Stanley, ventured into the sewers to beat up monsters, got sucked down a drainpipe, and ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom. My past is crazy."

"I bet I can find someone with a crazier past!"

At this, Tails looked a bit downcast, though only Luigi noticed.

"What's wrong, kid?"

"Nothing..." Tails said, a bit sadly.

"It's your past, isn't it?" Luigi asked, "I can tell you don't want to tell me, so I won't press the matter. You should tell someone, though. I don't expect you to trust me so quickly, anyway, even though you're one of my only friends."

"Huh?" Tails asked, surprised, "What do you mean, one of your only friends?"

"Well," Luigi said, "The only friends I have that know me as my own person, instead of as Mario's little brother, are you, Yoshi, Daisy, and Sonic. I have a rival who knows me to a creepy degree, but he's just insane, and I wouldn't call him my friend."

"Oh," Tails said,"I guess it's the same for me... Only you, Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy know me well, but I don't mind. How is your rival insane?"

"Waluigi tried to take over the world by stealing the Music Keys," Luigi said, "There music was all wrong for almost an entire day."

"I remember that happening," Tails said, "It must have affected things here as well. Instead of the laid-back guitar and piano music that's usually in my workshop, it changed into a... I think it's called heavy metal, version of the normal tune. It woke me up in the middle of the night, and I couldn't sleep until it was back to normal."

"It's not as bad as what happened in the Mushroom Kingdom," Luigi said, glancing at Mario and Sonic, who were still arguing, "The music for mine and Mario's house changed into a 'it-ends-here' sort of theme. I actually heard it again when we were fighting Bowser a few weeks back."

"Cool, I guess," Tails said, "We've really gotten a bit off-topic, haven't we?"

"Since when do we have a topic?"

"Good point."

"I've beaten up more crazy evil people than you have!" Mario shouted.

"No, I have!"

Their argument was cut short as the wall of the bus exploded, sending all four heroes down towards the Aquarium Park below. As he fell, Tails saw what shot them down: a spiky black, purple, and yellow creature with a strange smile on its oddly-colored face. It vanished in a ripple of space, and Tails quickly remembered what was going on. He flew down to catch his friends, and caught Sonic. Luigi had caught Mario, and was somehow keeping himself from falling quickly by rapidly kicking his legs back and forth. Tails forgot about the strange creature as the two sets of brothers exchanged hugs and words of relief.

Wow, this seems a lot more... filler-y than I wanted it to. Well, I wanted to get the chapter out, and let you all know that I'm going to be a bit busy this week. It's the end of the school block, so I have exams to look forward to