Title: One Hundred
Author: Ultra-Geek
Rating: T, overall, will be specific to chapter
Summary: 100 drabbles, 10000 words. Drabble twenty-six– "Arthur was even more of an ass than usual that day."
WARNINGS: Vague crack
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
AN – Twenty-six! For Ph0enix-Flyer, who (much like myself) enjoys fics where people are turned into animals. She has a fic going where Merlin gets turned into a merlin called "Dabbling in Falconry," and it's completely awesome. You should all go and read it. Next – if anyone has any requests for a drabble, shoot 'em on down my way. Angsty, whumpy, happy, sad, fluffy, cracky…I'll really give anything a shot at least once.
Arthur was even more of an ass than usual that day. Literally. Figuratively. Metaphorically. Take whatever –ly you fancied most, but it all ended the same way:
Merlin. Was. Screwed.
"You've turned him into a donkey?" Lancelot said, waving a hand more than a bit spastically.
"Well, now, it wasn't like there was all that much to change –"
"Merlin!"
"I know, I know!" Merlin moaned, "But I can't change him back, not until he's learned not to be such an ass. That's what the book said."
"Oh, God, that'll take forever," groaned Lancelot.
From his stable, Arthur brayed loudly.