The (Soon-To-Be) Princess Diaries

by Blue Wyvern Rider

Mist starts to keep a diary just as the events in Path of Radiance begin. Follow Mist as she tries to ship Ike and Elincia, train up Rolf, tries her best to stay in fashion, and generally tries to be helpful in her own skewed way, all while Sothe decides to add some colorful commentary. A humorous take off Mozco's Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.

26. Entry 26

The (Soon-To-Be) Princess Diaries

Entry 26

SOTHE! WHERE ARE YOU!?

…

Yes? Why are you crying?

Give it back!

What back?

My medallion! Give it back, you thief!

I didn't take any medallion of yours.

Then who did?

I don't know. I don't stalk you all the time.

But…why? I…my medallion disappeared. It was the last thing I had to remember my parents by, and now-

Maybe you dropped it? I'll help look.

No. It disappeared in the night. Someone stole it. What do I do? Brother doesn't know what to do either. This is horrible.

I'll go look for it.

How?

I'm a thief remember? I'll search every person in this army if I have, too.

Really? Oh, thank you, Sothe.

I'll do anything for you, so stop crying.

Okay.

And you might want to get some of your snot off of this page, too, before it smears the ink.

Hey!