By TeaFlower
The
Disclaimer of WHOA-THAT-IS-REALLY-WEIRD-AND-RANDOM: Pokemon still
doesn't belong to me. Sailor and Fearful won the round. Actually,
they didn't. It's just that I may have what is BASICALLY going to
go down in EVERYONE'S special episodes, I don't know how I'm
going to word everything, or even if it's a good idea. Bigfoot said
that I dared to go to FF7. I will only say that Rai's and Vines'
episodes involve even MORE Final Fantasy madness. Oh, and just incase
you were wondering, I'll say what the thing is when it shows up,
okay? Also, I finished before the last vote for Rai came in.
Episode 26: The Original
At first, Sailor and Fearful saw nothing except off-white. Not a very nice sight, either. Then, the off-white turned into white. Slowly, a word lowered itself into their line of sight. When it was in the middle of all that they saw, there was a bling sound.
Nintendo
Sailor and Fearful looked at each other, then back towards the Nintendo. Some numbers flashed along with some words, but they went by too fast to be seen. Or read. Shooting stars flashed across a Ferris wheel. Then, dramatic battle music played. If you haven't caught on by now… POKEMON DOES NOT BELONG TO ME! A Gengar and a Nidarino were fighting. The Gengar missed. Then the Nidarino jumped at the Gengar.
POKEMON
Red Version
Sailor blinked. Fearful blinked. The thing went to a continue screen. The two Pokemon found themselves in a pixilated sea. Sailor blinked, then moved forward. MORE dramatic battle music played as the screen faded.
Wild STARYU appeared!
Go, SAILOR!
…
SAILOR used ICE BEAM!
Enemy STARYU used WATER GUN!
Okay, here's the part I had trouble writing. You see, this thing was gonna be mostly in GameBoy format, but here's where it went WAY off. You see, the Ice Beam and the Water Gun… well… they hit each other.
THAT is when things REALLY got freaky.
First, the Staryu fainted. Then, all the pixels went NUTS. For the glitch-hunting Pokemon fans, think Glitch City. For everyone else, think of a box of blocks that when put together properly make a city. Got that? Now, some one comes and takes this box and throws it all over the place. That's what it was.
Fearful screamed. "WHAT THE FRILL JUST HAPPENED?"
Sailor looked around and said, "I have no clue." Things were getting WEIRD around here…
Then…
Wild CHARMANDER appeared!
Go, SAILOR!
…
SAILOR used ICE BEAM!
Enemy CHARMANDER used FLAMETHROWER!
The two attacks hit each other again. This time, the Charmander fainted and left a small, purple hole. Do you realize why I had trouble with this? This is INSANE!
Fearful looked in the hole. "I think I see Pallet Town!" he cried. The hole shrunk and disappeared. "Hmm…"
Sailor sighed. "Hmm what?"
"If two attacks hitting each other cause a LITTLE hole to appear… what about 3? Or 10? Or 100?"
"Where are we gonna get all those attacks? I think they have to be attacks that are like a beam of one element. There aren't too many of those."
"… we'll just have to travel."
---I'm sorry if that was short. But, hey, now you've got an idea of what's happening. It's so short because there were originally two parts, but that would be unfair to Sailor and Fearful, so I'm stretching it. Anyway, have fun. WARK!---