Review Comments:
Meg - Haha, i thought about having Clark run for it, but Lois will always be there when he gets back, so he might as well let her kill him and get it over with, hahaha. I'm glad you like Pete's chapter!
A,sky - If you liked the last one, I think you'll like this one! And hearing that you guys want to read every day, it just makes this so much more meaningul to me, thank you!
clarkfan325 - Thanks!
sunset - Haha, yeah, there's always something crazy going on, funny how Lois is always at the center of it. haha.
DreamingInNewYork - There is a continuation scene that also happens very often in real life that will make it even better I suspect, haha.
LoisNClark4Ever - Haha, as usual, I think Clark is going to die a happy man, haha. There isn't any eggnog or mistletoe in this chapter, but I think that you'll get your fix of that during the 'Christmas Day' chapter, hence the distinctions in the title, haha. Also, there will be more to Easter in a few chapters where we will see the rest of that fight and some pretty big plot development, haha, if you can call it that in this kind of story.
alexindigo - You will get your wish, well, starting today! haha.
Author: CaptainTightPants12
Rating: K
Pairing: Clois I guess? haha. There isn't much of a pairing, though a pairing led to the main character?
Disclaimer: If I owned Smallville or it's characters, I'd be saving this for the spring and you would be watching it on TV.
Summary: A series of 'Kill me or Kiss Me?' moments.
Chapter: #26, Christmas Eve
Author's Note: I came up with this idea the other day, mostly just Bruce and Ollie competing, and it grew into this. Hope you like it!
Jo'an woke with a start, hearing a loud bang downstairs. She peeked in her parent's room to see them both still fast asleep. She thought about waking her daddy up, but decided she'd investigate it on her own first. 'I'm a Lane. I can investigate on my own,' she thought.
Sneaking down the stairs as quietly as she could, she had to stifle a gasp at what she saw.
'Was that...it couldn't be...' she thought.
Much to her surprise, it looked like Santa had arrived to bring her presents. Presents! But...wait...is that...another Santa? And why were they so thin? They were backing towards each other, the first Santa was coming from the kitchen while the other Santa was walking back from the front door. The two Santas ran into each other in the living room in front of the tree, and both jumped and pulled down their beards in anger.
'It's Uncle Ollie and Uncle Bruce!' she thought.
"What the hell are you doing here?" asked Uncle Ollie.
She saw Uncle Bruce glare at Uncle Ollie. "She is my niece. Of course I was going to come. It was my idea."
"I got here first. Go play in your cave."
There was a loud crash. The two turned to see another Santa.
"Bart?" asked Uncle Bruce.
'Bobo!' she thought with glee.
"Hey guys, what are you two doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
"Being Santa for Jo'an."
"I'm being Santa for Jo'an."
Uncle Ollie smacked Uncle Bruce on the arm. "I was being Santa first."
"Why can't we all be Santa?" asked Bobo.
The other two looked at him like he was crazy.
"There is only one Santa, you moron."
Bobo pulled down his beard. "At least Red is my color."
"You're short enough to be one of Santa's elves," retorted Uncle Ollie.
Bobo glared and gave Uncle Ollie a shove. "At least I don't wear green like an elf."
"Why don't you two take this outside so I can go visit my niece as Santa."
The duo turned on Uncle Bruce. "The hell with that, I got here first, I'm her favorite, I'm being Santa."
"Yeah Bruce, you are Uncle Serious. And what do you mean favorite, Green Bean? I'm freakin' Bobo."
'Uh oh.'
Now it was their turn to turn on Bobo. 'He is so small though...' With a simultaneous shove, they sent Bobo to the ground. Jo'an covered a gasp with her hand as Bobo just looked up in shock. Her Bobo was gunna be in troooooooouuuuuuble.
"I am not serious."
"I am the favorite."
"What's going on in here?"
The three Santas turned to see a fourth Santa standing in the kitchen.
"Oh great, Santa Fishstick is here," quipped Bobo.
Uncle AC sighed dramatically, "Been here two seconds, you guys are already starting on the fish jokes."
"Do we really need to explain why, Arthur?" asked Uncle Bruce.
Furrowing his brow and giving Uncle Bruce a shove, "Don't call me Arthur."
"What are you gunna do? Sic Mera on us?" taunted Uncle Ollie.
Uncle AC shot Uncle Ollie a glare. "Oh no! Fishstick is gunna blow up like a Puffer Fish!"
"Shut up...Bobo," retorted Uncle AC.
"Look, can we give this a rest? I want to go surprise my niece."
"Hey! Tall, Dark, and Serious, I was here first. I'm going to see her."
"I'm her favorite!" cried Bobo.
"Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?" asked Uncle AC.
"More like a cold fish," quipped Uncle Ollie.
Watching the four Santas argue in her living room, Jo'an shook her head and decided to go back upstairs. She would have liked for them all to have been Santa for her, but now they were busy downstairs arguing instead, wasting her Christmas Eve. She didn't know whether to smack them for being so stupid or kiss them all for being so sweet. With a dramatic sigh, she crawled back into bed and made one decision about the situation:
'My uncles are idiots.'
Author's Note: I love how they all compete for Jo'an, haha. This was my second 'Lois and Clark'-less chapter, after Jor-El (Clone), but I hope you guys still like it. Lots of secondary characters in this one, which I always think is fun. I guess Oliver isn't that secondary but the rest are. Well, tell me what you thought, I'm sure that some would have preferred more Lois and Clark, or you know, any, haha, but sometimes it's nice to do something different.
Anyways, I hope you guys liked it, write a review and let me know!
Next Up: Gunna have to be a surprise, hahaha.