Entry #26- Extra! #5
The many plans I had to go through to compete with that canary (Haru calls him 'Hibird'. Hibird my ass, he even took Kyo-chan's name -_-) were of a complete fail. Here's a record of some of the main ones I did:
Plan A: Make Kyo- chan not call me an 'Herbivore'
"Kyoooo-cchhhaaannnn!"
"…"
"Hibari, Hiba, Bari, Ri- chan, Kyouya, Kyo, Kyo- chan, Kyoie, Yo, Yo- chan, Honey (3), KYO- CHANNNN!"
"What?" he growled.
"…hi!" I skipped away giggling. "Hehehe, at least he didn't call me herbivore~."
What I didn't notice was the shadow behind me and a murderous glare burning through my back.
"Herbivore."
I spoke too soon :D
Plan F: Blame something on that precious little bird of his
"…Who wrote this?" He stated less like a question. On the metal of his tonfas said 'Kyo- chan is the best~'. Hibird and I were standing in front of him.
"He did it!" I pointed to Hibird. "He's the one who wrote this with a permanent marker! Blame him!"
"…Birds can't write…"
"…Oops."
*Tonfa'd!*
Plan O: Stand on Kyo- chan's shoulder like Hibird does
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Yeah, I should get off now…"
*Tonfa'd!* o.0
Plan U: Sing the school anthem
"Midori tanabiku namimori no," Hibird sang.
Green lingers on at Namimori
"Dai naku shou naku name ga ii," I followed after him. His little beady eyes stared into my enflamed determined ones.
Not big, not small, ordinary is good
Yes, we were competing on our singing of the Namimori song. Let's not forget that Hibird is a bird and has a better singing voice while I can't sing. Remember the other singing incidents? :3
"Itsumo Kawaranu" he sang back.
Forever unchanging
I replied with "Sukoyaka kenage".
Healthy and admirable
"Ahh," we both began to sing together.
"Tomo ni utaou, namimori chuu!"
Let us sing together, Namimori Jr. High!
Little did I know that Kyo- chan was standing around the corner and heard everything.
Plan Z: Secret!
….I don't have a Plan Z? D: I looked to where the sleeping Kyo- chan was at; Hibird was snuggled in his soft hair and had an eye on me. I struggled to not shed a tear :'(
"Forget it! You won, okay?" I shout out. "I'll stop fighting with you over Kyo- chan! You…you can have him!"
I marched away, only to stop and wait for a protest. Hearing none, I ran away.
"Chirp?"
[OoOoO] (Like that pattern I made? :3)
So I was sitting by the river on that hill and I was…depressed :(
Did I just leave Kyo- chan? All those times with Kyo- chan, gone? Wait…Did I just lost to a bird? :O I, of all people, lost to a small carnivore?
I stood back up and all my tears evaporated. I'm not going to lose to some bird! At least I should stick with Kyo- chan until I actually beat that puff of yellow in a match!
My spirit was pumped up and I ran around the neighborhood in search of that bird. That is, if I knew where I was. I was hopelessly lost! :3
Typical since I blindly ran into the streets to who knows where. So there I was, wandering in the middle of the night. My stomach was growling, the school uniform didn't help block the windy air, and my spirit was soon dampened.
Where was I?
There were houses and streets and signs all over the place but none in which I knew of; plus, Namimori looks different in the dark :(
Then I heard something in the distance.
"Chirp!"
Damn, not that little birdie again. But I have no other choice.
"Hibird! Where are you?" I yelled.
"Asa tsuyu kagayaku namimori no," a distant high pitched voice sang.
Morning dew shines on Namimori
"Oh great. Please don't tell me you want me to sing?"
"Chirp! Heihei bonbon name de ii."
Nondesscrpit, uneventful, ordinary is good
"Fine! Itsumo kiowanu," I mumbled.
Never get worked up
"Sukoyaka kenage." The voice was getting closer.
Healthy and admirable
"Ha haa!" I sang louder.
"Tomo ni waraou."
Let us laugh together
And we finished it off with "Namimori Chuu!". ^w^ Wasn't that so much fun?
"Chirp! [Name]! [Name]!" By this time, Hibird was circling above me; he landed on my shoulder and rubbed himself to my cheek.
"H-Hibird?"
"Herbivore."
I looked up to see Kyo- chan standing in front of us.
"Kyo- chan too? You guys came out and looked for me?"
"…I only followed him," and Kyo- chan started to leave (don't worry, inside I know he was looking for me~3).
I looked to Hibird and smiled.
"Kyo- chan!" He looked back.
"Thank you," I smiled. Hibird chipped in with a "chirp!".
Kyo- chan only 'hn' to himself before I followed him back. Once I knew the way home, I said good bye to both and went home.
Yawn~!
Getting lost and competing with a mammal sure is hard! I'll write in here tomorrow! ^.^
[Name] was here. Laters! TEE HEE.
P.S.- The next day
"So when I'm not with him,
he's all yours but when I'm with him,
he's mines. You can be there but remember:
I better not see anything extreme. Deal?"
"Chirp!"
"Then it's settled! We're on neutral terms then!" XD