051 - Longer
Oh, come on. That is /so not fair. There's no way in hell that your cock's allowed to be bigger than mine. It's really nice, don't get me wrong, but... Well, actually. It is really nice. It's the sort of lollipop that you know will get you sticky but you put with sucking it just because it's so damn lovely.
Hah. I'm getting pretty good at these innuendos, aren't I? Almost as good as those ones we were coming up with last night watching Transformers. I adore that film, by the way. I really think that you should buy me the DVD for my birthday.
But where was I? Yes. Your... how do I put this? Your lollipop. It's the principle. I'm supposed to be the dominant one in this relationship and that means that my penis ought to be bigger. Yes, I know you're taller than I am, but I must weigh at least a third more than you, and I'm far stronger. I could sweep you off your feet any time I liked.
But no, it's you who has to take the crowning glory in the underpants department (speaking of, remember that time when we made out in Primark? Yeah, I know. Good times). It's not exactly an HFD like you get in porn, because that would be sort of scary, but you're at least an inch longer than I am.
That means that you can reach at least an inch further into me than I can into you.
But, all that being said. Don't let me discourage you. It really is a very nice cock.
By that I mean come over here and fuck me, right this instance.
Oh, damn you.
Please.
I... I'll let you draw your own conclusions.