Hey Everyone! Now I know you are expecting to read an epic battle chapter ,but I changed my mind! It's Halloween...well okay yesterday was Halloween but it got canceled where I was due to severe weather SO it still counts for me! Regardless, I decided to give you guys halloween special chapter! We're going to have a Haru Haru's Interview:Dangerous Corner Halloween Special!
"Hi! Welcome to Haru Haru's Interview: Dangerous Corner Halloween Special! It has been so long since I got to do one of these! Since the anime actually! For those that don't know what this is. This is a show where I interview people with lots of danger all around us!" Haru proclaimed as she was wearing a yellow dress with a pink ribbon tied in the front and back with white boots. She held a microphone and was talking directly to an audience(You).
"Seriously? What exactly is so dangerous about these interviews of yours Haru Haru?" Reborn sat next to Haru holding a gun and looking maliciously at her.
"Hahi! W-well! Anyway! Since this is our Halloween special! We're going to be asking the cast some Halloween themed questions! Let's begin with the main character of the story...me!"
"You are not the main character of the story Haru. In matter of fact you were barely a secondary character until the author of this fanfiction gave you and Kyoko a bigger role." Reborn said simply.
"Ah! That's...I have always been important!" Haru protested.
"No you have not." Reborn said holding his gun to her.
"Ah! O-okay...well anyway!" Haru said nervously looking at the card in her hand. "First question! What was your favorite Halloween experience? Hmm!" Haru said putting a finger to her mouth. "Oh! I know! It had to be when I was able to dress up as Godzilla for Halloween and go trick or treating. Ah the memories of youth..."
"That was last year was it not?" Reborn asked her.
"Ah! That's right it was! Such great times..." Haru said smiling.
"You are quite the unusual girl. I couldn't imagine you as the main character of this series, or even the future wife of Tsuna at best." Reborn said simply. Haru turned to him with frustration towards him.
"Hey! It's not my fault I didn't get chosen! The readers voted for Kyoko instead of me! I blame the author for not writing better scenes with 2786 moments..." Haru fell to the ground in sadness.
"Oi! Don't feel too bad Haru! You now have a reverse Harem with Gokudera and Hibari. Speaking of which aren't they on the list to be interviewed next?" Haru darted her eyes at Reborn nervously. "O-oh...were they? Nope! Don't think so! Pretty sure they aren't on the list..." Haru looked around suspiciously.
"You didn't send them the letter to show up did you?" Reborn said simply.
"Hahi! I so totally did...or maybe I forgot too..." Haru twiddled her fingers shyly.
"Oh don't worry Haru. I sent it to them for you just in case you would forget." Reborn said smirking at her. "One is coming down now!"
"I see why Tsuna has trouble with you..." Haru said glaring at Reborn before the next guest came down from the ceiling in a miniature elevator that had a yellow with black striped tape in a X on it. It was Gokudera who arrived next on the scene. Haru quickly avoided eye contact with Gokudera to which he noticed ,but didn't comment on.
"Ah! Gokudera-san, it's nice to see you. How are you?" Reborn decided to ask the questions apparently.
"Oh Reborn-san! It's been a while! Haru has her interview show back again?" Gokudera looked around.
"Apparently...the Author must be running out of ideas at this point." Reborn said shrugging. "Anyway Gokudera-san! It seems you are starting to become important in the story. What do you think about your 5986 moment with Haru?"
Haru quickly eyed Gokudera who eyed her back and they both turned their heads away blushing.
"R-reborn! You don't need to ask him that question! It's not even Halloween themed!" Haru shouted.
"Fine, fine. So Gokudera-san if you wanted a cool costume for Halloween. Who would you go to make the costume?' Reborn asked him.
"Hmm a cool costume?" Gokudera looked to Haru who shyly looked away. "W-well honestly I would go to Haru! Her dream is to be the best costume maker in Japan right? Well I...believe in the abilities of her. She isn't hopeless when it comes to everything." Gokudera looked away while folding his arms to try to stay cool. Haru's face turned red ,but she didn't want Gokudera to see her face that was smiling big.
"I see, well that's all Gokudera. Have fun competing for Haru's love!" Reborn said with a wave as Gokudera slowly went back up.
"H-huh? Compete? Wait! Who am I competing with?" Gokudera yelled before Reborn hit a switch to make the elevator go back up faster. "That wasn't so bad right Haru?" Haru was lying on the floor in a feet up position.
"Embarrassing...embarrassing...hahi!" Haru cried out.
"Well our interviewer just cracked from embarrassment of seeing her love interest...so let's bring out the other!" Reborn said as the elevator came back down again.
"H-have mercy on me Reborn!" Haru begged of him.
"You're a part of the mafia now! Be strong Maiden!" Reborn said as he and Haru looked at the elevator to see the next guest. But it wasn't who they expected to see. it was instead Takeshi Yamamoto.
"Oh...? Hey! Haru! It's your interview show! You got it back? This is cool!" Yamamoto said laughing.
"Hmm? I thought Hibari was the next guest?" Haru asked. She looked somewhat sad that Hibari didn't show up but she knew that was just like him to not show up.
"Oh Kyoya? He didn't show up I think. Says the show wasn't his thing." Yamamoto said shrugging.
"Hmm seems like Hibari. But this is a good opportunity for Haru to bounce back and-"
"Yamamoto-san! Hello! It has been a long time!" Haru said happily and back to normal.
"That didn't take long..." Reborn said to himself.
"Hi Haru! It has!" Yamamoto said cheerfully back.
"Well let's begin! First question! Why haven't you been in the story so much? You only had a few lines in the story!" Haru proclaimed.
"Ah...yeah I noticed I haven't been given a lot of scenes. Though if you count the manga, I have had a lot. And since this is an extension of the manga, I don't mind too much." Yamamoto said smiling.
"Is that so? You may get a chapter when you have to fight against one of the Arcobaleno or the Giobbani." Reborn said smiling. "You better hope you do not get me..."
"Hmph! I welcome the challenge to defeat you Reborn!" Yamamoto said proudly.
"Well then..we're having some heat between the two! Now for a Haru Haru special fact! Ahem, seeing as Kyoko was chosen by the readers to be the wife of Tsuna in the future. It leads to some readers to wonder what the story would be like for Kyoko had I been chosen. The author says, he had planned that you Yamamoto or Gokudera or maybe even Lambo would have been her potential love interests!"
"Oh...me and Kyoko?" Yamamoto said pointing to himself.
"Mmhmm! But nothing was set in stone for that! The author also says Kyoko might have been the one to go to Hibari's house, and the one to battle Bermuda! Her struggle would've been much different from mine and she would have discovered a different flame than the flame of Ambivalence! Wow! Interesting! Desu!"
"Well let's get the next guest then!" Reborn said about to flip the switch next to him.
"But you guys didn't ask me Halloween themed-"
"Bye!" Reborn flipped the switch and sent Yamamoto back to the top.
"When did we get that installed?" Haru asked.
"I installed it in case Tsuna was the first to go but I decided to use it on anyone." Reborn smirked.
"I-I see..." Haru said. "Tsuna truly has a rough life thanks to Reborn..."
"Well! Anyway! Let's have our next guest! Chrome Dokuro!" Haru said cheerfully as the elevator came abck down with Chrome standing in it. She looked around shyly and gently waved to the audience. She was wearing a beautiful white dress that sparkled in the light.
"Oh Chrome! You look stunning! The readers may not know this but your appearance changed a lot over the two years! You resemble the woman you would look like ten years later! You let your hair down and let it grow instead of a pineapple style and even changed your eyepatch!" Haru said.
"Ah..t-thanks...it all has to due with my character development in the story...though my time to shine and to tell that story hasn't come yet..." Chrome said shyly.
"Oh! That's okay Chrome! You seem to be a favorite character to use in the Author's stories! Not only are you a character in To Become A Boss, you star in Under The Sky beside me, Kyoko, and Yuni! Who plays a mother of a child with a sad past... Not only that, you're the main character along with Kyoko in You Belong To Me...a daring story where you and Kyoko share a lesbian romance..." Haru said winking at Chrome.
"Ah...I am used a lot aren't I?" Chrome sighed. "The whole cast of this story is also a part of the cross over To Love Ru REBORN are we not?"
"Yup! So audience be sure to check out those stories too to see us play many roles!" Haru said winking at the audience.
"The author truly has too much time on his hands doesn't he? How does he even find the time to update this story?" Reborn said shaking his head.
"Oh Reborn! Try to be nice! The author tries his best for us and his loving fans!" Haru yelled. "Anyway here is your question Haru! What monster are you afraid to see on Halloween?"
"Oh... a monster? Well I'm deathly afraid of Zombies..." Haru said gently.
"Ah! Zombies? Why zombies?" Haru asked her.
"Ah...you see during my training with Daemon and Mukuro, they would often use zombies to taunt me in my sleep and give me nightmares..." Chrome said remembering her pain and falling into a depression. She sat down on the elevator in a feet up position.
"Oh...well...at least you got to spend time with your Mukuro!" Haru said happily.
"HUH? M-mukuro-sama...w-well that's true...but...but.." Chrome's face turned red.
"Hmm? When will the author go back to Chrome's unrequited love for Mukuro? You were beside Tsuna in the very first chapters of the story! You even were the first character to have their action scene in the story!" Haru proclaimed as she read off a card.
"You were important...I forgot about you Chrome." Reborn said casually.
"The author forgot about a lot of things as he wrote the first arc to the story!" Chrome said softly as she began crying to herself. She threw a card towards Reborn's switch and sent herself flying back to the ceiling.
"She seemed...upset..." Haru said softly. "Well! It seems like that's all the time we have! Look forward to another Haru Haru Interview:Dangerous Corner later in the story!"
"One moment...Haru Miura..." A giant TV screen came down from the ceiling and looked like it was turned off.
"H-huh? Who said that? Reborn? Is this a prank?" Haru said looking towards her.
"I'm not sure Haru. I am not the cause of this." Reborn said back to her.
The screen turned on and appeared a shadowy icon of a person with a male voice. His face was covered in darkness and there was a shadowy figure of a woman standing behind him.
"Hello there viewing world! You all may know me as the despair guy? THE BIGGEST VILLAIN HITMAN REBORN HAS EVER SEEN!" The man proclaimed laughing to himself evilly.
"Huh! The main villain of the story! But...you can't just show up here! We haven't even met you personally in the story!" Haru yelled in fear.
"Oh that is quite alright. Seeing as this whole chapter isn't canon in the first place! Hell! This whole story is just a fan fiction! OH THE DESPAIR IS RICH...it tastes good! Delicious..." The main hugged himself and span around in his chair.
"Where are you?!" Reborn demanded to know. "You Giobbani scum..."
"Oh don't be so mean! We will met in due time Ex-Arcobaleno Reborn and Haru Miura...my precious Haru Miura..." The man said with a giant grin. "But come on! This is an interview show right? And it's Halloween! I thought I should have some fun...too...even if it will all lead to despair for you Clam buckets!" He laughed.
Haru and Reborn looked at each other nervously. Haru gulped and decided she might as well carry on the interview since he won't leave otherwise.
"F-fine...umm...what makes you so sure...you're the strongest villain in the series?" Haru asked the man.
The man turned around in seat rapidly and put a hand to his chin. He thought about this for a moment hen threw the chair to his assistant who dodged it effortlessly.
"WHY AM I THE STRONGEST? WHY!? IT'S SIMPLE REALLY! ME AND MY FAMIGILIA WIELD THE FLAMES OF THE NIGHT SKY! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE MANY SECRETS AND ABILITIES THAT FAR SURPASS THE WEAKLINGS YOU FOUGHT BEFORE! JUST ONE OF MY GUARDIANS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO CRUSH BERMUDA A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!" He laughed. "But let's not forget that as revealed in the story, I am the brother to the Vongola Primo...Giotto...and if that alone isn't a testament to my powers...huehuehue...HAHAHAHAH...then you will just have to wait and see until I appear to crush you clams.""You seem confident you can beat us!" Haru yelled at him.
"Confident? No...not confident..confidence means I have hope. And hope is what leads to despair. So let's say I have hope, but I hope for an epic defeat...a defeat that leads to despair..."
"Hmm? What does that mean?" Reborn asked him.
"Ah! Now now! I can't reveal too much! Now I really should be leaving, my flight is about to take off soon. Come Luna! Let us go!" The man said to his assistant who nodded at him and began to walk away.
"L-luna? Wait! Who are you people? Where are you going?' The screen then suddenly turned black and went back up to the ceiling. "Hahi...that was scary..."
"It seems like our threat is getting closer to making a move...come Haru! Let's end this chapter and head back to the trials so we can be ready for him when he comes." Reborn said calmly as he rose from his seat and walked off the stage. Haru then looked at the audience while trying to recover her composure.
"W-ell...that was the mysterious Giobbani Leader you guys...and that concludes Haru Haru's Interview:Dangerous Corner Halloween Special! I hope you guys...have a great Halloween! And don't worry...we will not give up until the Giobbani is defeated! Believe in Tsuna and us guys! Cya!"
NEXT CHAPTER...FOR REAL:The Brightest and The Dumbest
