Zelena, Regina and Cora

Zelena: Regina mothers drunk

Regina: oh this will be a sight to se

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena:YES

Regina: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: oh god not you to

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena:Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: im gonna kill those to

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena:Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: thas it im hunting unicorns

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: mother where are you right now

Regina: yes where are you right now

Cora: Im A Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On A Rainbows

Regina: this is gonna be harder than i thourght

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: i am so bringing Henry where gonna sing it till we pass out

Regina: oh no you too dont

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: Henry said hell meet up with us

Regina: well see about that

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: SHUT UP THE TOO OF YOU

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: SHUT UP MOTHER

Cora: nope Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: FFFUUUUCCK

Cora: HEY I MAYBEE DRUMK BUTT I STILLL CAN WUB THAT OUTH OUAT WITH SOAP

Zelena: oh ya shes drunk off her ass

Regina: and now you are to

Cora: yep

Zelena:uh ha

Regina: as long as Henry donesnt any

Cora: kill joy

Zelena:tart

Regina: i dont belive this

Cora: Whoop Whoop

Zelena: Whoop Whoop

Regina: my mother and sister are drunk and im the sane one

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena:Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Cora: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Zelena: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Emma and Regina

(note both are drunk)

Emma: no Colin

Regina: Sean is better

Emma: Collin is hotter

Regina: Sean can sing

Emma: so can Colin

Regina: Sean is cuddly

Emma: you know what i think thats even cuter

Regina: Sean

Emma: no Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

Regina: OMG YES

Emma: YAY

Regina: ITS SO FLUFFY

Emma: pony

Regina: candy canes

Emma: cuddles

Regina: poop

Emma: he he he

Regina: omg where soooo drunk

Emma: sssooooo drunk

Regina: Emma where are you

Emma: in bed watching the fairys

Regina: ooooo fariys

Emma: unicorns

Regina: fluffy ones?

Emma: yep there dancing on rainbows all over my room

Regina: omg i dont know where i am at the moment

Emma: cool

Regina: how it that cool hey look upside down tree

Emma: oooo bloobs

Regina: Hey Em

Emma: Yea

Regina: Got anymore shit girl

Emma: no i finished it all

Regina: aww i got wasps in my brain

Emma: dude

Regina: awesome

Emma: Yea

Regina: Yea

Emma: Horse

Regina: puppies

Emma: Whoop whoop

Regina: i found another botte

Emma: yay

Regina: do you want to start a band

Emma: what makes you think i know how to play anything

Regina: can you

Emma: yea

Regina: what then

Emma: don't laugh

Regina: what is it

Emma: violin

Regina: piano

Emma: omg that could so good together we so need to

Regina: YES HECK YES

Emma: Gina

Regina: Emmy

Emma: You smell like onions

Regina: i like onions

Emma: peanut butter

Regina: jelly

Emma: time

Emma and Regina part 2

Regina: omg Emma i apologise for the messages from last night

Emma: oh god i don't even remembering any of it

Regina: lets just forget it

Emma: agreed never speak of it again